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[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:weed:










:-k

[Goofy]

2 day hangover :suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

Bowls comps saturday and sunday, 2 semi final defeats :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bowls comps saturday and sunday, 2 semi final defeats :(

:empathy:

[Goofy]

This is gonna be a great week :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One of the guys just showed up this morning and tells me that the $500 piece of customer supplied plastic that he spent all day working on yesterday is scrap :|

[Goofy]

One of the guys just showed up this morning and tells me that the $500 piece of customer supplied plastic that he spent all day working on yesterday is scrap :|
What happened? Did he make a mistake with it?

Our head painter is on holiday this week, things are backing up in the paintshop already :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He said he screwed something up while machining it, tried to fix it and made it worse. Total loss.

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, can't wait to tell that to my boss later this morning when he comes in, he'll be super thrilled ::|

[Goofy]

I can almost hear his undoubted happiness from here :tup:

Not your fault at least :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, not my fault, but I'll have to hear him bitch about it all day

[Goofy]

No, not my fault, but I'll have to hear him bitch about it all day
You sure our boss's arent related? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They probably are in some way :lol:

[Goofy]

They probably are in some way :lol:
I think theyre both eejits anyway :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think theyre both eejits anyway :lol:

:agreed:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:hi5:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I move we cancel the rest of this work week and all the upcoming work weeks until further notice.

[Goofy]

I move we cancel the rest of this work week and all the upcoming work weeks until further notice.
:agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot:

[Goofy]

My boss says we cant cancel :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you tell him there was a vote? :-s

[Goofy]

Apparently this is a dictatorship, not a democracy :sad2:

:hitler:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:(

[Goofy]

Hurry up 5pm :tapfoot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:52 AM.

[Goofy]

Awww :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Awww :(

:empathy:

[Goofy]

5 mins to go! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:56 AM.

[Goofy]

I feel like crap :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Me too :-s

[Goofy]

Copycat [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Copycat [-(

:slap:

[Goofy]

:x






Is it the weekend yet? :|

[redred]

I left the UK at 9c and landing into 38c I'm cooking fast

[Goofy]

I left the UK at 9c and landing into 38c I'm cooking fast
:haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x






Is it the weekend yet? :|

:umno:

[Goofy]

:umno:
:sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sad2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:freakout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:freakout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Thursday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah

[Goofy]

Blah
Yup

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There has got to be a better way :|

[Goofy]

Ive yet to find it unfortunately :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Me either :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

I left the UK at 9c and landing into 38c I'm cooking fast

Are you in Crotch-ia or where ever Red?

must be nice

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Red's on benefits and goes on holiday every 30 minutes because he has a hard life, leave him alone :hand:

[redred]

It's a hard life I have

[Hal-9000]

I never realized that Croatia had tourist areas and looks pretty damn nice in places.

My sister had a nanny who came from I guess the bad part of Croatia, war refugees, no food or places to live. It sounded bad.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's a hard life I have

:facepalm:

[redred]

I never realized that Croatia had tourist areas and looks pretty damn nice in places.

My sister had a nanny who came from I guess the bad part of Croatia, war refugees, no food or places to live. It sounded bad.This is my apartment for 2 weeks in a place just outside Trogir https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170811/15bb571fe0e6d2af878e63be5ffcf2ef.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170811/12a1fc6757f59cee95d723f76c3219b0.jpg

[Goofy]

Friday! :cheers:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Friday! :cheers:

Monday! :woot:

[Goofy]

Monday! :woot:
:slap:

I was up at near Lance-time this morning taking mum and dad to the airport. Wouldnt have been so bad but i couldnt sleep last night :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

I was up at near Lance-time this morning taking mum and dad to the airport. Wouldnt have been so bad but i couldnt sleep last night :|

:wah:











:outtahere:

[Goofy]

:wah:











:outtahere:
:beatdown:

I also have to go home every lunchtime to walk the dog :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

I also have to go home every lunchtime to walk the dog :(

:violin:








:outtahere:

[Goofy]

:violin:








:outtahere:
:beatdown:

[Goofy]

I feel like crap today too :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

Apparently the dog doesnt feel great either, hes eating grass atm :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is it a black and white dog? :-s

[Goofy]

Liver and white :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/pF86S0l.jpg

:-k

[Goofy]

:facepalm: Hes a bit smaller than that thankfully

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/yXiu1Vu.jpg

:-k

[deebakes]

:rofl:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/J0KzqZs.jpg

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/J0KzqZs.jpg:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :-s

[Goofy]

I dunno, i just felt like slapping you :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I dunno, i just felt like slapping you :)

:stfu:

[Goofy]

:stfu:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:gtfo:

[Goofy]

:gtfo:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:banana:

[Goofy]

Hometime! :woohoo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Part timers :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Full time dog carer :hand:

[Goofy]

I currently have a large hairy growth between my legs.....https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170815/07672c4edb04a239681eaf010d9a00f9.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Full time dog carer :hand:

:saysyou:

[Goofy]

:saysyou:
Unpaid though :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Unpaid though :(

:wah:

[Goofy]

:wah::beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always violence with you [-(

[Goofy]

Always violence with you [-(Nuh-uh :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can we just fast forward thru the rest of this fucking month and make it September already? :|

[Goofy]

Can we just fast forward thru the rest of this fucking month and make it September already? :|
Fast forward to sat would do me! :)















Did i mention my boss is forcing me to take next week off? 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Forcing :roll:

[Goofy]

Dont hate the player :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm not sure who takes more time off, you or Red :-k

[Goofy]

I'm not sure who takes more time off, you or Red :-k
I thought you had to work first in order to take time off :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, neither of you work all that much to begin with :-k

[Goofy]

Well, neither of you work all that much to begin with :-k
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That was uncalled for [-(

[Goofy]

That was uncalled for [-(
The only thing youll be calling for is an ambulance!!! :maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need help :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Youre the one thatll need help!!! :nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have you taken your meds yet today? :-s

[Goofy]

Have you taken your meds yet today? :-s
Nope........ but i think youll need some pain meds shortly :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Im working on a fuckin lorry today :|

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170817/7aebcfaff3285c4cf8ffcf7f241a5ad4.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tapfoot:

[Goofy]

:willie:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is it done? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not sure what changed since yesterday, but when I just use the Quick Reply box at the bottom of a thread, I get the "Do you want to leave or stay on page" pop-up. :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Okay, it didn't do it that time now :confused:

EDIT: But it did it for this post

http://i.imgur.com/RT7or1B.png

[Goofy]

Its happened to me on the odd occasion just when i click to post the reply, not sure what causes it! I need to update vbulletin anyway, will try to remember to do it at some stage next week :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, tis a weird one for sure

[deebakes]

i thought it was just me that got that message from time to time :shrug:

[Goofy]

:friday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Probably Friday :-k

I don't have to come in tomorrow, but I might just to get some things done that I can't usually do when the shop is full of people working.

[Goofy]

Im (hopefully) bowling all weekend :) Caledonia Challenge this weekend, saturday is qualifying then the finals on the sunday, £1000 to the winners!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, if you fail to qualify, we still like you :)






:outtahere:

[Goofy]

Well, if you fail to qualify, we still like you :)






:outtahere:We've qualified the last 3 years [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There's always a first time for everything :tup:

[Goofy]

There's always a first time for everything :tup:
:beatdown:


Tbh i wouldnt be that bothered if we didnt qualify, the weather forecast is crap all weekend :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's supposed to be sunny and 32C both days here this weekend :(

[Goofy]

It's supposed to be sunny and 32C both days here this weekend :(
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So much violence with you [-(

[Goofy]

Yup :yup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need serious help :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Nuh uh [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh uh [-(

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn: hurry up 5pm, this day is rapidly turning to crap!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's not even 8 yet and it's already crap :|

[Goofy]

It's not even 8 yet and it's already crap :|
Its nearly 5pm :nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Its nearly 5pm :nuts:

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:40 AM.

[Goofy]

Lost in the semis of a big bowls comp yesterday :( Still, we got £85 each for our efforts!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lost in the semis of a big bowls comp yesterday :( Still, we got £85 each for our efforts!

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sure is Monday, forgot my glasses this morning and I already have a headache. Gonna be a lot worse by the time the day is over.

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:slap:

Sure is Monday, forgot my glasses this morning and I already have a headache. Gonna be a lot worse by the time the day is over.
:haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I only talk to winners :hand:

[Goofy]

I won £85 [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And the trophy and the first place money? :-s

[Goofy]

And the trophy and the first place money? :-s
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Annnnnnnnd back to the violence :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Annnnnnnnd back to the violence :facepalm:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

When you were out, I hope you stopped and picked up your meds, you seem to be off them now :facepalm:

[Goofy]

:yawn: sofaking tired

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:violin:

[Goofy]

:violin:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:wah:

[Goofy]

At the darts.... wish this fucking headache would fuck off :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:violin:

[Goofy]

:violin:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

Bleh....... fuckin rain :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's gonna be 29C and sunny here today :dunno:

[Goofy]

I think ive spent more time drying the dog than i have walking him :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think ive spent more time drying the dog than i have walking him :|

:violin:

[Goofy]

Meant to be bowling in 15 mins....... and the rains gone off now :| Id rather it was still lashing down so we could just cancel as itll be heavy as fuck now

[Goofy]

First trophy in the bag, won the mixed pairs final 22-9 :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So are you playing in the Under 15 group or the Over 80 group? :-k

[Goofy]

My partner Janet is around 60, Wilma is around 50 and Craig is in his 40s :) Janet took early retirement from her job last year, Wilma works shifts and finished at 2pm today, Craig has some mental issues which prevent him from working, hence why we were able to play the match in the afternoon :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

"My partner Janet is around 60..."

Way to go Janet! :naughty:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

What?


"My partner Janet is around 60..."

Way to go Janet! :naughty:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/MPNpXpL.jpg

The competition Goof has played so far today :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

I'm thinking Matt Dillon playing football in Something About Mary when you talk about Goof that way



:lol:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

God this week is flying by :shock:

[Goofy]

God this week is flying by :shock:
:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just wish it wasn't so hot, the a/c has been broken for weeks now, it gets so fucking hot in here by mid-day :wha:

[Goofy]

I just wish it wasn't so hot, the a/c has been broken for weeks now, it gets so fucking hot in here by mid-day :wha:

:haha:

Raining here as usual :|

Doing a job for my mate tonight, replacing two rear doors on his van......... cant really be bothered tbh :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do it tomorrow? :dunno:

[Goofy]

Im taking Tony for a grooming tomorrow, his first one in his life :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can do that yourself :nono:

[Goofy]

Haircut, nail clipping etc, id just make a complete arse of it :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do it! :x

[Goofy]

He'd end up like this

http://i.imgur.com/c3jfwe0.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And? :-s

[Goofy]

And? :-s

My mum and dad would kill me :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It will grow back :hand:

[Goofy]

It will grow back :hand:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

I just ordered a brand new set of bowls....... £290 :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

Ive now got 3 sets i need to put on ebay :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

I like buying shiny things :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ol' Moneybags [-(

[Goofy]

I wish :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's pretty obvious [-(

Angus McMoneybags [-(

[Goofy]

My bank manager seems to have a different opinion :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:liar:

[Goofy]

My bank account doesn't have many numbers :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmm, I only have 298375692348572938452 bowl sets, better buy another :-k


Ol' Moneybags [-(

[Goofy]

I win money, they pay for themselves......... eventually [-(

[Goofy]

Guess its time to go do some work :sadwavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good one mate :bye:

[Goofy]

:morning:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

[Goofy]

Soon be Tony haircut time! :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So you've decided to do it yourself :tup:

[Goofy]

So you've decided to do it yourself :tup:
:slap:

Also - :burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

I wonder how much hair Tony has left by now :-k :lol: Dropped him off at 3pm, picking him up around 5pm provided all goes according to plan! :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Guess how much it costs us to get Thor sent off to be groomed :lol:

[Goofy]

Guess how much it costs us to get Thor sent off to be groomed :lol:

You don't do it yourself? :-s
















How much? :lol:

[Goofy]

Have to go pick him up, be back in 20 :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You want to try and groom a 145 lb St Bernard? :-s :slap:


Usually around $90

[Goofy]

He looks great :tup:https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170824/1244623d0d287730048c8b5f03989a34.jpg

[Goofy]

:morning:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Friday already :shock:

[Goofy]

Friday already :shock:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

And now it's raining :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot:

Sun's out here :sad2:

[Goofy]

:woot:

Sun's out here :sad2:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :-s :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Won my bowls match and thankfully the rain stayed off :tup: Youll be pleased to know my opponent today is only 41 :lol: Popped into my grans afterwards to let her see the dogs new hairdoo :tup:

Now im frying hamburgers :homer:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And fixing the tech issues with the forum? :-s

:tapfoot:

[Goofy]

Dinner first :nono: I cant work on an empty stomach [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Bleh :| Waiting at the airport for maw n paw...... hurry up baggage :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: Monday! :woot: