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[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pay up!!! :x

:umno:

[Goofy]

:umno:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

Test

[emoji33]out:

[Goofy]

Cock :|

[Goofy]

Adverts have vanished again..... so i suppose thats something :lol: Now how the hell did i disable the stupid tapatalk emojis the last time :think:

[Goofy]

[emoji33]out:

[Goofy]

Fuck shit ball cock ass

[Hal-9000]

Fuck shit ball cock ass

Summary of a drunken tryst at the pub and later you discovered his name was Nigel? :-s

[Goofy]

Summary of a drunken tryst at the pub and later you discovered his name was Nigel? :-s
It actually translates as "i cant get rid of those shitty tapatalk emojis" :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fail:

[Pony]

I understood it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I understood it.

:liar:

[Goofy]

:fail:
:beatdown:

I understood it.
:hi5:

[Goofy]

Gonna be a looooooooong day today :| Head painter plus a panel beater both finished off yesterday for 2 weeks holiday........ so only 3 of us in today then the young lad decides hes too sick to stay all day and fucks off home :| Plus im meant to be doing a job for a friend tonight........ :suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

Always the same with you :facepalm:


Gonna be a looooooooong day today :| Head painter plus a panel beater both finished off yesterday for 2 weeks holiday........ so only 3 of us in today then the young lad decides hes too sick to stay all day and fucks off home :| Plus im meant to be doing a job for a friend tonight........ :suicide:

:violin:





:outtahere:

[Goofy]

Always the same with you :facepalm:



:violin:





:outtahere:
:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

https://i.imgur.com/TFYogoZ.png

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

https://i.imgur.com/TFYogoZ.png
[-(





















:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just go with the nice men in the white coats, they are here to help you :yup:

[Goofy]

Just go with the nice men in the white coats, they are here to help you :yup:
:beatdown:

















Do they know how to disable tapatalk smilies? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Sofaking tired........ and im gonna be here at least another couple of hours :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Working tomorrow too mate?

[Goofy]

Working tomorrow too mate?
Yeah, ill be working the next 3 saturdays since the other estimator is on holiday :|

Well, thats my job into primer and baking in the oven atm....... probably be here until 9pm or so :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I might come in tomorrow for a bit, I haven't decided yet. I really don't want to because I've had shit for sleep lately.

[Goofy]

:yawn:

:friday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:
Guess you decided to work today then [emoji38] I didnt get finished until 9.15pm last night :yawn: tbh though its saved me working all afternoon today so it was worth it, should get out of here in an hours time :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, at least that way you'll get most of your Saturday instead of ruining both Friday and Saturday :lol:

[Goofy]

Precisely :tup: Going to the bowling club this afternoon with a couple of friends who play at other clubs, theyre both on the lookout for a new set of bowls and want to try out my set plus my dads whose are a size smaller........ roughly translated we've manufactured a good excuse for having a few beers :mrgreen:

[Goofy]

You got any plans this weekend mate?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Precisely :tup: Going to the bowling club this afternoon with a couple of friends who play at other clubs, theyre both on the lookout for a new set of bowls and want to try out my set plus my dads whose are a size smaller........ roughly translated we've manufactured a good excuse for having a few beers :mrgreen:

Damn drunks [-(


You got any plans this weekend mate?

Not really, got a bunch of stuff to do around the house and this is the first weekend in a long time where it's not supposed to be a million degrees outside, so probably just do stuff around the house.

[Goofy]

Damn drunks [-(
.

:cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance:


:drunk:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:


:drunk:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:drunk:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:drunk:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Its the weekend! :woohoo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:51 AM.

[Goofy]

:monday:

Bleh

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:agreed:

Was there actually a weekend there? If there was it vanished in an instant :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What's a weekend? :confused:

[RBP]

How's the cat?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Dunno yet, the first tests on the blood came back okay, but they're gonna run a few other tests before we schedule the surgery for the tooth extraction.

[Goofy]

What's a weekend? :confused:
:shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shrug:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:freakout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:freakout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Looks like i fixed the tapatalk smiley crap :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Finally :rolleyes:









:nana:

[Goofy]

Finally :rolleyes:









:nana:
Highly skilled excellence takes time :nono:



















As does dicking about with the config file hoping to get lucky 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Goofy]

I have to go play darts tonight :( Really can't be bothered.......

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't go then

[Goofy]

Theyve got Guinness extra cold on draft! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

Blah :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:burp:

Just had a roll with lorne saysage, egg and tattie scone, fuckin epic! :homer:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

Just had a roll with lorne saysage, egg and tattie scone, fuckin epic! :homer:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:-s

[Goofy]

:-s
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:gtfo:

[Goofy]

:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:stfu:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:bounce:

[Hal-9000]

:bounce:

More coffee sir? :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Coffee :puke:

[Hal-9000]

Coffee :puke:

Says the guy who mainlines 5 Hour Energy Drink :funnel:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Which is healthy for you :nono:

[Hal-9000]

Yes, liquid cocaine in a tiny dark jar :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Hal-9000]

See, it's already making you uncomfortable and wanting another fix.

Stop the manufactured cocaine and get high on life :tup:

[Goofy]

More coffee sir? :)
Yes please!

Coffee :puke:
:slap:

Which is healthy for you :nono:
:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

See, it's already making you uncomfortable and wanting another fix.

Stop the manufactured cocaine and get high on life :tup:

:beatdown:


Yes please!

:slap:

:rofl:

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

Goofy, try to ignore Lance.

It's the withdrawal that makes him violent.

[Goofy]

Goofy, try to ignore Lance.

It's the withdrawal that makes him violent.
:agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Goofy, try to ignore Lance.

It's the withdrawal that makes him violent.

:beatdown:


:agreed:

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

gee, Shaggy is really taking a beating today :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

gee, Shaggy is really taking a beating today :lol:

:punish:

[Hal-9000]

ffs what is that one called....cheap rabbit punch in the back of the head??


:lol: man

[Hal-9000]

punish


you got problems :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :x

[Goofy]

I dunno, it just seemed like the right thing to do :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I dunno, it just seemed like the right thing to do :)

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You made me do it [-(

[Goofy]

You made me do it [-(
I made nothing [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I made nothing [-(

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn: Sofaking tired......... but if i fall asleep now ill likely wake up about 10pm and not be able to get back to sleep :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmmm...maybe I have something that will wake you up :-k

















































:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Watched the first half of the Rangers match....... surprised im still awake watching that snoozefest :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Watched the first half of the Rangers match....... surprised im still awake watching that snoozefest :yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always with the violence, you need immediate help [-(

[Goofy]

I could do with some help right enough, having to do all the panelwork by myself for the next 3 weeks :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:wah:

[Goofy]

:wah:
It was your suggestion :slap: :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Annnnnnd back to the violence :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Annnnnnd back to the violence :shakehead:
Maybe :-k
















:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Numpty :nuts:

[Goofy]

:woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/TFYogoZ.png

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The men in the white coats are there to help you :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

The men in the white coats are there to help you :thumbsup:
Can they do vehicle body repairs? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can they do vehicle body repairs? :-k

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:chill:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
Yup :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How in the fuck is it only Thursday? :wha:

[Goofy]

I have no fucking idea :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There are some days when I'm driving into work in the morning to just keep on going and not turn back :lol:

[Goofy]

Every morning i contemplate just switching off the alarm clock and going back to sleep....... but then my stupid brain forces me to go to work :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Every morning i contemplate just switching off the alarm clock and going back to sleep....... but then my stupid brain forces me to go to work :sad2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

:snapout:

[Goofy]

I hate BMWs :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hate BMWs :|

German brilliance :hand:

[Goofy]

German spastics :hand:

Agreed :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

What? :-s Shitty BMW design ideas is Germany's way of getting back at us for Brexit :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You just can't appreciate the brilliance of fine German engineering [-(

[Goofy]

I cant help it if everyone at the BMW factory is a mongoloid :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:hitler:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Goofy]

Fuckin cold today :|

[redred]

Indian summer my ass, cold here as well and I'm working for a bit

[Goofy]

I'm working for a bit

:faint:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It was 92° (32C) here yesterday, set a new record high :|

[Goofy]

It was 92° (32C) here yesterday, set a new record high :|
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :-s

[Goofy]

:shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do you really want it to be 32C there? :-s

[Goofy]

I dunno........ maybe :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I dunno........ maybe :-k

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:x

Thank fuck its friday......... even although im working tomorrow :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not me, we went from sofa king busy to almost dead just like that

[Goofy]

If the painters keep making fuckups we'll be near dead too :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Go give them some of this --------> :beatdown:

[Goofy]

Id love to :lol:

Totally unrelated - do you have a gun i could borrow? :whistle:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Goofy]

:theyareontome:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:watching:

[Goofy]

:outtahere:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can run but you can't hide :nono:

[Goofy]

Lies, i can't run :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why does everyone think they can have things done ASAP on a Friday with no notice? :|

[Goofy]

:friday:

3 hours until the weekend! :woot:

Won the club championship at the bowls last night, 3 years running now! :dance:

[Goofy]

Fuckin' monday already :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot:

[Goofy]

:woot:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Here we go..... :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Here we go..... :facepalm:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need serious, serious help :shakehead:

[Goofy]

You need serious, serious help :shakehead:
I need nothing :hand:

:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

I really need a good nights sleep :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Go to bed at night? :dunno:

[Goofy]

Go to bed at night? :dunno:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

:dance2:


You wouldnt happen to know how to remove a door mirror on a Bentley Continental R would you? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:


You wouldnt happen to know how to remove a door mirror on a Bentley Continental R would you? :-k

https://i.imgur.com/sufaYX3.jpg

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s That will work fine :hand:

[Goofy]

What? :-s That will work fine :hand:
The customer probably wouldnt appreciate it :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How do you know? :-s

[Goofy]

How do you know? :-s
Because :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Numpty :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Numpty :rolleyes:
You looking in the mirror? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You looking in the mirror? :-k

:beatdown: Mirror :beatdown: this! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:


Off darting :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:yawn: Hurry up 5pm

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:28 AM.

[Goofy]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:28 AM.
:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can't help it, that's what time it is [-(

[Goofy]

I can't help it, that's what time it is [-(
In freaky-deaky backward-land maybe :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/eeQ28hp.png

[Goofy]

Lance cant tell the time :lmao:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:56 AM.

[Goofy]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:56 AM.
:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Violence, violence, violence....always the same :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Violence, violence, violence....always the same :shakehead:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:gtfo:

[Goofy]

:gtfo:
:slap:

[Hal-9000]

:slap:

Goof can I come over there and live in a quaint Scottish village...maybe delivering milk from a horse drawn cart or something?


you guys still do that, right? :lol:

[Goofy]

Goof can I come over there and live in a quaint Scottish village...maybe delivering milk from a horse drawn cart or something?


you guys still do that, right? :lol:
Unfortunately no, supermarkets have all but killed off milkmen + home deliveries :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

:humpday:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :x

[Goofy]

Sorry, its just a reflex action these days :oops:














:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:dance:


I dont feel too great today :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:


I dont feel too great today :wha:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Just had something to eat, feel better now :burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's twice now that the phones and internet has gone out this morning :-k

[Goofy]

That's twice now that the phones and internet has gone out this morning :-k
Where did they go out to? Maybe they just went to the shop for milk :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Where did they go out to? Maybe they just went to the shop for milk :-k

:slap:

[Goofy]

What? :-s Im only trying to help [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s Im only trying to help [-(

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

Where did they go out to? Maybe they just went to the shop for milk :-k

If I was there, it could be delivered [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If I was there, it could be delivered [-(

In a bag? :-s