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[Teh One Who Knocks]

Numpty [-(

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:beatdown:
:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nutkick:

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:snapout:


:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:freakout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:freakout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart3:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart3:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart4:

Not sure if i added a fart4 but we'll give it a shot :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fail:

[Goofy]

Only 3 farts :sad2:

[Goofy]

:fart:

:fart2:

:fart3:


*goes off fart hunting*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart:

:fart2:

:fart3:


*goes off fart hunting*

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/uaEmJxF.gif


Hmmm :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:thumbsdown:

[Goofy]

Good smileys are thin on the ground these days :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, there aren't many that we don't have that are any good

[Goofy]

:burp:

Just had sirloin, chips and onion rings followed by some ice cream :yumyum:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You do know there are starving people in Africa, right? :-s

[Goofy]

You do know there are starving people in Africa, right? :-s

Thank fuck i live in Scotland then :tup:

[Goofy]

For you:

https://i.imgur.com/x7KwN8f.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thank fuck i live in Scotland then :tup:

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

You do know there are starving people in Africa, right? :-s


Thank fuck i live in Scotland then :tup:

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

:slap:

I felt a light breeze just then :-s

You hit like an over-nourished American [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I felt a light breeze just then :-s

You hit like an over-nourished American [-(

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

:beatdown:

C'mon Lumpy Largebottom...get outta that chair and put some energy into it! :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

C'mon Lumpy Largebottom...get outta that chair and put some energy into it! :)

:catapult:

[Hal-9000]

:bbq:

[Goofy]

I'm hungry........ but i'm going to a Sportsmans Dinner tonight where we will be fed a 3 course meal so i don't want to eat now........ damn first world problems! :x

[RBP]

I'm hungry........ but i'm going to a Sportsmans Dinner tonight where we will be fed a 3 course meal so i don't want to eat now........ damn first world problems! :x

https://i.imgur.com/AwdRg7V.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/GANnwyJ.gif

[Goofy]

Left my phone at home this morning :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:loser:

[Goofy]

:loser:
:beatdown: I prefer the term "forgetful auld bastard" [-(


God i hate mondays :|



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[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown: I prefer the term "forgetful auld bastard" [-(


God i hate mondays :|



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:facepalm:


Sent from my desk in my office

[Goofy]

Sent form? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sent form? :-k

What are you babbling on about? :-s

[Goofy]

What are you babbling on about? :-s
:watching:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Must be drunk already :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Ill drunk you! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:saysyou:

[Noilly Pratt]

He's not as think as you drunk I am!

[Goofy]

:saysyou:

:slap:


He's not as think as you drunk I am!

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn drunk Scotchmen :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Damn drunk Scotchmen :shakehead:

:slap:

I have a full arsenal of slaps ready and waiting for you buster :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:slap: :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're not the boss of me [-(

[Goofy]

You're not the boss of me [-(

I beg to differ :slap: :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I beg to differ :slap: :nono:

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:willie:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
*pees on dead Lance* :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*pees on dead Lance* :)

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:fire:

[Goofy]

:fart:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:minionhi:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:minionhi:

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:minionconfused:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:minionconfused:

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:minionupset:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:minionupset:

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:minionbeatdown:









:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:minionslap:







:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:minionslap:







:-k

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Can i go home yet? :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can i go home yet? :yawn:

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:45 AM.

[Goofy]

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:45 AM.
:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:stfu:

Not my fault you can't tell time :hand:

[Goofy]

Not my fault you can't tell time :hand:
I can tell its time you stopped living in the past :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can tell its time you stopped living in the past :slap:

:saysyou:

[Goofy]

:saysyou:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:|

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart2:





That better? :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:





That better? :)

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart3:






:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart3:






:-k

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn: Sofaking tired

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn: Sofaking tired

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
No [-(












:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No [-(












:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:imok:












:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:imok:












:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

I've got the hiccups :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've got the hiccups :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:friday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:minionhi:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:minionhi:

:hi:

I've slept like shit all week, up before my alarm every morning.

[Goofy]

:hi:

I've slept like shit all week, up before my alarm every morning.
:empathy:

Working tomorrow mate? The other body guy is coming in tomorrow so ill not have to :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I might, I haven't decided yet. I'm busy enough to come in, but I would also like to get some sleep :lol:

[Goofy]

I hear ya :lol:

Nice quiet weekend for me, just ordered my dad a new set of indoor bowls for xmas last night so im £200 lighter :( Never mind though, thats Dads sorted, Gran's sorted and Mums birthday sorted (12th dec), just to get Mums xmas bought now and im done for the year :lol: She uses her Fire tablet a lot so was gonna see if the bigger, newer fire tablets drop price on black friday :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think Amazon let's you set an alert for when prices go down on items :-k

[Goofy]

Cool, will go have a look :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hard to say when the best sales will be anymore.

[Goofy]

Hour and a half to go :tapfoot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:33 AM.

[Goofy]

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:33 AM.
I finish at 10am :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:morning:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

Im hungry :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

Im hungry :-k

Have some of this! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:monday:


Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: Monday! :woot:

[Goofy]

:woot: Monday! :woot:
Hmmm :-k























:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Here we go again :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Here we go again :facepalm:
You asked for it :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I did not :hand:

[Goofy]

I did not :hand:
Sure sounded like you did :-k












:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Numpty :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Numpty :rolleyes:
I know you are but we love you anyway :empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I know you are but we love you anyway :empathy:

Exactly the thing a numpty would say :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Exactly the thing a numpty would say :shakehead:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And more violence, there's a surprise :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

And more violence, there's a surprise :rolleyes:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

sofaking tired :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

sofaking tired :yawn:

I didn't realize complaining could make someone that tired :-k

[Goofy]

I didn't realize complaining could make someone that tired :-k

It's hard work being a moaning bastard [-(

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/UF5Z8j4.jpg

[Pony]

It's Tues?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

For a minute this morning when I woke up I thought it was Wednesday :doh:

[Pony]

I lost track days ago. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Most times the days all feel pretty much the same anymore

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/UF5Z8j4.jpg
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Didn't know that was coming at all :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Didn't know that was coming at all :rolleyes:
What about this? :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
Or this? :nutkick:



:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need professional help :shakehead:

[Goofy]

You need professional help :shakehead:
To slap you? :-s Doubtful :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Numpty :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Numpty :shakehead:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I give up :facepalm:

[Goofy]

I win! :woohoo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I win! :woohoo:

You win nothing :slap:

[Goofy]

I win everything! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I win everything! :cheers:

:wrong:

[Goofy]

:loser:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:loser:

We still like you though :empathy:

[Goofy]

We still like you though :empathy:

That's my line [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's my line [-(

You can't own a line :hand:

[Goofy]

You can't own a line :hand:

I trademarked it earlier at the patent office........ you'll be hearing from my lawyer [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Let me see the paperwork :-s

[Goofy]

It's in the hands of my lawyer now :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's in the hands of my lawyer now :hand:

Because there isn't any paperwork :nono:

[Goofy]

Because there isn't any paperwork :nono:

As usual, you know nothing :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

As usual, you know nothing :shakehead:

I know you're a filthy liar [-(

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/vCDsfYQ.jpg

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/vCDsfYQ.jpg
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

What? :-s
:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:fire:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You made me do it [-(

[Goofy]

You made me do it [-(
I made nothing :hand:














:catapult:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:burp:

Been roped into playing indoor bowls with my dad tonight....... just a one-off thankfully :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[-(

:slap:

[Goofy]

:yawn:


Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:


Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :x

[Goofy]

I dunno, just a natural reaction i guess :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I dunno, just a natural reaction i guess :shrug:

:beatdown: Natural :beatdown: reaction :beatdown: this! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You made me do it :nono:

[Goofy]

You made me do it :nono:
I made nothing :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I made nothing :hand:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Off to the bowls AGM :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

You may now address me as El Presidente :)

[Goofy]

Thursday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You may now address me as El Presidente :)

Are you the dictator of a South American country? :-s


Thursday :|

Yup :|

[Goofy]

Are you the dictator of a South American country? :-s


Maybe :shifty:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe :shifty:

Which one? :-k

[Goofy]

Which one? :-k
Bowlingclubvia :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/fTcBnUp.jpg

Where is it? :-s

[Goofy]

Thats an old map :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thats an old map :hand:

:-s

[Goofy]

See, as usual you know nothing :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I know that the map is completely up to date :nono:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You and your made up countries [-(

[Goofy]

You and your made up countries [-(
Ill made up countries you! :x