Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[Goofy]

I feel mostly dead
:empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The good news is I keep feeling worse each day, so that means this is gonna stick around for at least another 4 or 5 days :tup:

[Goofy]

The good news is I keep feeling worse each day, so that means this is gonna stick around for at least another 4 or 5 days :tup:
:woohoo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woohoo:

:suspect:

[Goofy]

:suspect:
What? :-s You seemed happy about it, i wanted to share in your happiness [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s You seemed happy about it, i wanted to share in your happiness [-(

:beatdown: It :beatdown: was :beatdown: sarcasm! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:beatdown: It :beatdown: was :beatdown: sarcasm! :beatdown:
It was what? Sara who? :-s I don't know her :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It was what? Sara who? :-s I don't know her :-k

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Numpty [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Numpty [-(

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Forget your meds today? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Forget your meds today? :-k

:beatdown: Meds :beatdown: this! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

Its friday! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Its friday! :cheers:

It's been Friday all day :slap:

[Goofy]

I feel like crap today :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm feeling better today, still not 100% though

[Goofy]

You better not have passed your ebola on to me! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shifty:

[Goofy]

:x


:beatdown:


:puke:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not my fault [-(

[Goofy]

Not my fault [-(
Is too :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:umno:

[Goofy]

:umno:
Is too! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is too! :x

:wrong:

[Goofy]

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sorry, it's the truth :dunno:

[Goofy]

I wanna go home :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/A0nYmr9.png

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:| helB

[Goofy]

:| helB
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

For someone not feeling well, you still seem to be pretty violent :facepalm:

[Goofy]

For someone not feeling well, you still seem to be pretty violent :facepalm:
Violence is life :nono:












:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, I feel almost back to 100% from this fucking nightmare of a cold. Last thing is I still have a stupid cough that won't go away.

[Goofy]

Well, I feel almost back to 100% from this fucking nightmare of a cold. Last thing is I still have a stupid cough that won't go away.
It wasnt ebola then? :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nope, actually went to the Urgent Care clinic on Friday afternoon because I was feeling like death. Doc said it was the flu. Just a mild case of it because I did get my flu shot this past season. He said it would have been much worse if I didn't get the shot. And he was right, I started feeling better on Saturday. I only felt REALLY bad for a couple of days, and it wasn't even that bad compared to some other times. And I still remember when I got the flu a few years ago. I felt like I wanted to die for a good 4 of 5 days straight and the whole thing lasted like 3 weeks.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:maniac:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

Sofaking busy, boss is even talking about hiring another body guy....... for the time being guess im back working lots of OT :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

About time you do something [-(

[Goofy]

About time you do something [-(
Ill do this! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No [-(

[Goofy]

No [-(
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why is it during the day I could lay down on the floor and just pass out, but when I try and sleep at night, I can't? :wha:

[Goofy]

Why is it during the day I could lay down on the floor and just pass out, but when I try and sleep at night, I can't? :wha:
Preaching to the choir mate, im sitting in the corner waiting on a coat of primer drying while yawning my head off....... come midnight tonight ill be wide awake :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, makes absolutely no fucking sense. A couple of times already I've caught myself almost nodding off. And it's not like we're slow, we're busier than we've been in ages.

[Goofy]

Finally home! :cheers:









:sleep:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And one day closer to next Monday :cheers:

[Goofy]

And one day closer to next Monday :cheers:
Hmmm :-k

















:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/Cwsg4Wz.jpg

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/Cwsg4Wz.jpg
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

I have a headache :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have headaches almost every day, suck it up Princess :nono:

[Goofy]

I have headaches almost every day, suck it up Princess :nono:
Suck this! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Violence, violence, and more violence :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Violence, violence, and more violence :facepalm:
Was that a request? :-k







:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

[Goofy]

:nuts:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Thursday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/Cwsg4Wz.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/TZpV0wY.jpg

[Goofy]

Not yet :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yup:

[Goofy]

:yup:
Not yet :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

TGIF :dance2:

[Goofy]

TGIF :dance2:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's not very Friday like behavior [-(

[Goofy]

That's not very Friday like behavior [-(
It is friday! :cheers:










:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Shame you can't enjoy it because you have to work tomorrow :(

[Goofy]

Its the weekend!!!!!! :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Until morning when you have to get up and go to work :(

[redred]

If it's any help I'm sat in my garden the sun is shining 21c and I'm drinking cider

[Goofy]

Until morning when you have to get up and go to work :(

:rofl:


If it's any help I'm sat in my garden the sun is shining 21c and I'm drinking cider

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I need to stop and pick-up some concrete on the way home for the fence rebuild :-k

[Goofy]

I need to stop and pick-up some concrete on the way home for the fence rebuild :-k
:haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Pony]

I need to stop and pick-up some concrete on the way home for the fence rebuild :-k

https://i.imgur.com/t6Jhth4.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/t6Jhth4.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/VngQJaX.jpg

[Goofy]

I have a hangover :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a hangover :|

https://i.imgur.com/L09bJqT.gif

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/L09bJqT.gif
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Even on Saturday he's violent :facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's going to be a long day :suicide:

[redred]

site was off for me earlier , might be why it's quite

[Goofy]

All of a sudden my mobile provider (3 mobile) seems to have either just added our site to their adult blocked site list or have suddenly put an adult block on my account. Cant access the site via a regular browser on my phone nor tapatalk, it just sends me to the 3 mobile parental lock crap :| Cant unlock it until i get home as you need a credit card to verify age even although they have all my details on file and ive been with them around 20 fucking years!!! :x

Finally got in by downloading a proxy browser........ bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:giggle:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

site was off for me earlier , might be why it's quite

Yeah, for some reason it was offline. I rebooted it and it came back on, so I don't know what the issue was.

[Pony]

All of a sudden my mobile provider (3 mobile) seems to have either just added our site to their adult blocked site list or have suddenly put an adult block on my account. Cant access the site via a regular browser on my phone nor tapatalk, it just sends me to the 3 mobile parental lock crap :| Cant unlock it until i get home as you need a credit card to verify age even although they have all my details on file and ive been with them around 20 fucking years!!! :x

Finally got in by downloading a proxy browser........ bleh :|

Mommy and Daddy grounded you and took away your favorite toy.

[Goofy]

:giggle:

:slap: its no laughing matter :nono:

So the site was down? It was up last night as i was on in the evening at one point so couldnt have been down too long :-k Did restarting the vps fix it?



Mommy and Daddy grounded you and took away your favorite toy.

Id be cool with that if they were paying the bill :lol:

[Goofy]

I made a post and now its vanished, wtf? :|

[Goofy]

And now its reappeared :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap: its no laughing matter :nono:

So the site was down? It was up last night as i was on in the evening at one point so couldnt have been down too long :-k Did restarting the vps fix it?

:facepalm:


Yeah, for some reason it was offline. I rebooted it and it came back on, so I don't know what the issue was.

[Goofy]

:yawn:

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you get your internet sorted mate?

[Goofy]

Did you get your internet sorted mate?
Yeah, eventually :| Fuckin stupid....... things :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you just have to re-enter your credit card information to verify your age again? Or did they make it stupidly difficult? :lol:

[Goofy]

Did you just have to re-enter your credit card information to verify your age again? Or did they make it stupidly difficult? :lol:
Yeah, my credit card info was enough thankfully! I thought about calling them just to see why it had all of a sudden blocked me......... but i couldnt be arsed :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Goofy]

It wouldve involved talking to someone........ and i do enough of that during the day :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Worst part of my job, talking to people. :|

[Goofy]

Worst part of my job, talking to people. :|
People are dicks :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

People are dicks :x

:agreed:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Goofy]

First league match of the season tonight at the bowls....... and ill have to do speeches :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/rPT2WcT.gif

[Goofy]

My speeches are better than his [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I would hope so since he was pretty much nothing more than a good liar :-k

Of course that goes for almost all politicians :-k

[Goofy]

When i accepted the president's job i actually forgot that it would mean doing speeches after every game........ bloody stupid idea :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:giggle:

[Goofy]

:giggle:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :-s

[Goofy]

What was that for? :-s
You know :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, I don't [-(

[Goofy]

No, I don't [-(
Yes you do! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:-s


:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't you have a speech to go write? :-s


:dance:

[Goofy]

Woke up choked with the cold....... yay :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Home, thank fuck :|

[Goofy]

Thank fuck its friday :sick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:snapout:

You gave me your ebola didnt you? :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Because you're weak :hand:

[Goofy]

Ill weak you! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:stfu:

[Goofy]

:stfu:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I felt a warm summer breeze that hits harder than you do [-(

[Goofy]

I felt a warm summer breeze that hits harder than you do [-(
Im ill, my powers are depleted :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Im ill, my powers are depleted :(

:haha:

[Goofy]

:haha:
:catapult:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You don't even know how to work a catapult :hand:

[Goofy]

You don't even know how to work a catapult :hand:
Ill figure it out [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ill figure it out [-(

:lmao:

[Goofy]

:lmao:
:shakefist:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakefist:

:empathy:

[Goofy]

:sick:

Hurry up 5pm :tapfoot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:wah:

[Goofy]

:wah:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Pony]

Work on Sat?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, we're slammed. Busiest we've been for as far back as I can remember.

[Goofy]

:monday:


Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Still under the weather mate?

[Goofy]

Still under the weather mate?
Yeah....... had a few beers at the bowls friendly match yesterday too 8-[ Got home around 7pm and fell asleep, woke up wide awake at 1am........ think i nodded off again around 6am then the alarm went off at 6.45, feel like crap :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

It wasnt my fault, i was gonna drive but my dad was hungover from a cabaret he'd been at on saturday so he said he'd drive...... and then the opposing club's president made me drink lots of beer and whisky [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rolleyes:

[Goofy]

You know its true [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:roll:

[Goofy]

:roll:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And here comes the violence, typical :facepalm:

[Goofy]

:yawn: sofaking tired

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's your own fault :nono:

[Goofy]

It's your own fault :nono:
Nuh-uh [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rolleyes:

[Goofy]

:sleep:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:yup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[lost in melb.]

I just realised I've done nothing but political post the last 24 hours :-k

Hi everyone :wave:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Goofy]

I just realised I've done nothing but political post the last 24 hours :-k


:beatdown:

[lost in melb.]

I needed that :yup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

:snapout:


I needed that :yup:

You don't exist :hand:

[Goofy]

Sofaking tired :yawn:

[lost in melb.]

:snapout:



You don't exist :hand:

:face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Government stooge :hand:

[Goofy]

Numpties :roll:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Numpties :roll:

:snapout:

You can't even see the truth when it's spelled out for you :facepalm:

[Goofy]

:snapout:

You can't even see the truth when it's spelled out for you :facepalm:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

Hey! :x
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:x

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:x

:beatdown:
You hit like a girl :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You hit like a girl :hand:

You are a girl :hand:

Point for me :dance:

[Goofy]

I wish, then life would be easy :(

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm going to see Infinity War. Toodles.

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:fart:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[lost in melb.]

Morning. Isn't life wonderful :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Morning. Isn't life wonderful :cheerlead:

It's not morning where you are :slap:

[Goofy]

Morning. Isn't life wonderful :cheerlead:
Not particularly :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not particularly :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm: Always the same thing

[Goofy]

:facepalm: Always the same thing
Nuh-uh :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh-uh :slap:

Numpty :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Numpty :rolleyes:
:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Griffin]

I went to the dentist today. My face is so numb I need a bib and a nipple on the bottle to drink a beer. :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide: x2

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide: x4

[Goofy]

:shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I win :dance2:

[Goofy]

I win :dance2:
Hmmm :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Goofy]

:suspect:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:umno:

[Goofy]

:umno:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:freakout:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:thursday:

Bleh :|

[Pony]

I got called into work today.... on a Friday! For half the day!

My weekend is ruined. :suicide:

[Goofy]

I got called into work today.... on a Friday! For half the day!

My weekend is ruined. :suicide:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:thursday:

Bleh :|

Yup :|


I got called into work today.... on a Friday! For half the day!

My weekend is ruined. :suicide:


:beatdown:

Hit him again!

[Pony]

I'm already traumatized and you have to hit me? I'm reporting you to the Federal United Counsel Of Fairness. (FUCOF)

[Goofy]

Yup :|





Hit him again!
I will!!!!

I'm already traumatized and you have to hit me? I'm reporting you to the Federal United Counsel Of Fairness. (FUCOF)
:beatdown:

[Pony]

You should be scared. FUCOF was created by Hillary Clinton and is run by Social Justice Warriors to combat anything they deem is "unfair".

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You should be scared. FUCOF was created by Hillary Clinton and is run by Social Justice Warriors to combat anything they deem is "unfair".

Goof isn't American, he's not covered by anything like that :nana:

[Pony]

Goof isn't American, he's not covered by anything like that :nana:

That's not fair, I'm reporting.....

...well fuck.

[Goofy]

Goof isn't American, he's not covered by anything like that :nana:
:woohoo:

That's not fair, I'm reporting.....

...well fuck.
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:banana:

[Goofy]

Is it hometime yet? :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is it hometime yet? :|

No :hand:

[Goofy]

Awww :sad2: