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[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:beatdown:
Im home, youre not :haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And you'll be back at work before me :dunno:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

Too hot here today :wha: Apparently tomorrow is to be the hottest July day in the UK on record :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot:

[Goofy]

:woot:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn snowflakes :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Could do with some snow right now :hot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rolleyes:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just Googled it, it's only 24C there :facepalm:

[Goofy]

I just Googled it, it's only 24C there :facepalm:
Its a million percent humidity though [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Its a million percent humidity though [-(

It's only 50% humidity :facepalm:

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wuss :hand:

[Goofy]

My testicles are sticking to my thighs :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's 85% humidity here and you don't here me complaining [-(

[Goofy]

It's 85% humidity here and you don't here me complaining [-(
Well, not today i suppose :lol: Im sure you have complained about the heat once or twice in the past.......

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, not today i suppose :lol: Im sure you have complained about the heat once or twice in the past.......

24C isn't heat :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's been downpour rain here the last several afternoons, it's been crazy. No rain for like 2 months and now I need to consider building an ark.

[Goofy]

24C isn't heat :nono:
Is too, anything above 0C is heat [-(

[Goofy]

It's been downpour rain here the last several afternoons, it's been crazy. No rain for like 2 months and now I need to consider building an ark.
:lol: We have thunderstorms forecast for tomorrow....... i cant wait! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's supposed to rain every day here thru at least Monday

[Goofy]

It's supposed to rain every day here thru at least Monday
:haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:haha:

We need the water :dunno:

[Goofy]

You won't be saying that when you drown :nono:

We really need rain too tbh, been the driest summer i can remember

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The only thing that sucks about the rain this week is that it comes down so hard and so fast, it's causing flooding. One woman died the other day because the rain came so fast and caused a flash flood and trapped her in her basement and she drowned because she couldn't get out.

[Goofy]

:rip:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, they showed the basement on the news last night, it must have been terrifying for her :wha:

[Goofy]

Horrible way to go :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No kidding, completely trapped in a room filling with water. It's like out of a fucking horror movie.

[Goofy]

I have a pounding headache :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:tumble:
I just posted :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

At the same time I did :roll:

[Goofy]

At the same time I did :roll:
Just before you did :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just before you did :slap:

The time stamp on the posts says otherwise :hand:

[Goofy]

The time stamp on the posts says otherwise :hand:
My post's above yours on my screen :-k

[Goofy]

Seehttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180727/2f7519a0286007a89b0fd245e4e8c9e7.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Because it's in alphabetical order, duh :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Because it's in alphabetical order, duh :rolleyes:
Fuck off :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

[Goofy]

:dance:
:snapout:

Up to anything this weekend mate?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Fuck no, if anything maybe work around the house and try and work in the backyard. The rains have done a number on it. You?

[Goofy]

We're having a birthday party at the club tomorrow night for my dad, it was his 70th yesterday! Got him/us tickets to see John Fogerty in London in October...... he burst into tears when he opened the card :lol: Fogerty's his hero

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nice, that should be a fun time :)

[Goofy]

Yeah definitely :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have you got plane tickets and hotel booked yet?

[Goofy]

Not yet, wanted to wait and see what dad wanted to do...... think we're gonna get the train down and theres literally a hundred hotels within 5 miles of the O2 to choose from :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I suggested the train when you first said you got the tickets and you called me crazy [-(

[Goofy]

I suggested the train when you first said you got the tickets and you called me crazy [-(
I never said you were crazy for suggesting the train, i just said you were crazy :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I never said you were crazy for suggesting the train, i just said you were crazy :)

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:


Went to MacDonalds for lunch....... think i ate too much :oops:

:burp:



:fart:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you have a Royale with Cheese?

[Goofy]

Did you have a Royale with Cheese?
This isnt France Jules :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You didn't say which McDonald's you went to [-(

[Goofy]

You're on form today :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:banana:

[Goofy]

:monday:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:agreed:

2 day hangover :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

These things happen [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:sick:

Great night though, my cousin and i even played a couple of songs with the band :lol: Think my mums best mate video'd it so ill see if i can get the vid and send you it...... good for a laugh if nothing else :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: Well at least it was a good time, that's what matters :tup: Your dad had fun?

[Goofy]

Oh yeah he did, i pretty much had to carry him home :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rofl: Nice

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
Shake this!! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Someone's awfully violent today :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Someone's awfully violent today :facepalm:
Probably Pony :-k

















:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Numpty :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Numpty :rolleyes:
Pony won't be happy you called him that :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pony won't be happy you called him that :nono:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[-(

Goof = Numpty

[Goofy]

Goof = Numpty
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And the numpty strikes again :facepalm:

[Goofy]

And the numpty strikes again :facepalm:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The numptiest numpty who ever numptied :facepalm:

[Goofy]

The numptiest numpty who ever numptied :facepalm:
You sure are :empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Goof = the numptiest numpty who ever numptied

[Goofy]

Goof = the numptiest numpty who ever numptied
Pfffft, i know plenty bigger numpties than me :hand: I work with a heap of them for starters......... plus i co-own an internet forum with one :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

FJ doesn't own part of this forum any longer :nono:

[Goofy]

FJ doesn't own part of this forum any longer :nono:
I was talking about a bigger numpty :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I was talking about a bigger numpty :thumbsup:

I already said it was you, get on the same page FFS :facepalm:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

:humpday:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:slap:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:snapout:

:snapout:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:beatdown:
:kill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:kill:

Always violent with you [-(

[Goofy]

Always violent with you [-(
:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nutkick:

:chair:

[Goofy]

:chair:
:fire:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fire:

:acid:

[Goofy]

:acid:
:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:maniac:

:overkill:

[Goofy]

:overkill:
:catapult:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:catapult:

:machinegun:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/Jam8Apb.jpg

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/Jam8Apb.jpg
:beatdown:

[Pony]

It's my Friday!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's my Friday!

You're almost worse than Red :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:slap:

You're almost worse than Red :rolleyes:
:shock:

Harsh words!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I stand by them [-(

[Goofy]

This week is dragging :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's almost the weekend :-s

[Goofy]

It's almost the weekend :-s
Theres another day and a half to go, thats miles away :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tomorrow is Friday :dance2:

[Goofy]

Tomorrow is Friday :dance2:
Correct for once :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Correct for once :)

So it's almost the weekend :slap:

[Goofy]

So it's almost the weekend :slap:
Friday at 4pm is almost the weekend :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

Always a Debbie Downer you are [-(

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

Always a Debbie Downer you are [-(
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs: You're beyond help [-(

[Goofy]

I sure am :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I sure am :)

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart3:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart3:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:friday:

:woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well duh :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Well duh :rolleyes:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How did I know that would be your response....typical and predictable :rolleyes:

[Pony]

I have to go to work this morning for 3 hours. :faint:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My whole day today is overtime :nana: :dance2:

[Goofy]

How did I know that would be your response....typical and predictable :rolleyes:
Typical this! :nutkick:

I have to go to work this morning for 3 hours. :faint:
:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Typical this! :nutkick:

Just like I'm reading it out of a book....can see it coming from a mile away :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Just like I'm reading it out of a book....can see it coming from a mile away :shakehead:
Read this!!! :fire:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Read this!!! :fire:

Just like at the train station when you know it's about to arrive....same thing every day :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Just like at the train station when you know it's about to arrive....same thing every day :facepalm:
Choo choo motherfucker!! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead: The numpty strikes again

[Goofy]

:shakehead: The numpty strikes again
*strikes Lance* :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

[Goofy]

:nuts:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/report-tiger-woods-vs-phil-mickelson-head-to-head-golf-event-set-for-thanksgiving-weekend/

Have you seen this yet mate?

[Goofy]

10m winner takes all :shock:

There used to be a show in the early nineties where the top pro's played head to head, still see reruns of it on the sports channels....... cant remember its name though :-k

[Goofy]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell%27s_Wonderful_World_of_Golf

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

10m winner takes all :shock:

There used to be a show in the early nineties where the top pro's played head to head, still see reruns of it on the sports channels....... cant remember its name though :-k

I wonder what the TV ratings will be for that match? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell%27s_Wonderful_World_of_Golf

:tup:

Don't think I ever saw that one :-k

[Goofy]

I wonder what the TV ratings will be for that match? :lol:
Through the roof id imagine :lol:

Don't think I ever saw that one :-k
Theres quite often reruns of it on sky sports over here, quite refreshing to watch the pro's just chillin out and having some banter with each other :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Even though it hasn't even been made official yet, the oddsmakers have Tiger the favorite to win it :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

Hungover to death......... long weekend :| Thank fuck i'd asked my boss for today off work!


Played in an invitation triples comp on saturday, first beer at 10am, last at........ god knows when :oops: Lost in the semi-final. Over to the club at 8.30am yesterday for our own open triples competition....... felt like death :lol: Anyway........ we won it :woot: My mate Jon, dad and i - 2nd time i've won it but first time as the "skip", great day........ but far too boozy again :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Asking for the day off because you would be hungover :facepalm:



Nice job on the win though :tup:

[Goofy]

Asking for the day off because you would be hungover :facepalm:



Nice job on the win though :tup:

It was the right call to make :lol: and cheers :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

So how much was the purse for the championship? Can I have some money? :-k

[Goofy]

I don't remember tbh, i just wanted the trophy :mrgreen: £80 each maybe??

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gimme some money :x

[Goofy]

Gimme some money :x

I'll give you a slap :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll give you a slap :slap:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

The hangover's in full flow now :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:snapout: x2

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout: x2

:snapout: x ∞

[Goofy]

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I win :dance2:

[Goofy]

You win the prize for biggest numpty right enough :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't think you can just give away your award like that...you've long since held that title :tup:

[Goofy]

:shakefist:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Another point for me :banana:

[Goofy]

Ill give you a point!!!! :nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're pointless [-(

[Goofy]

You're pointless [-(
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
No u :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No u :slap:

:slap: u oN

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

:humpday:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Every day the same thing with you :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Every day the same thing with you :facepalm:
:yup:









:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yup:









:nutkick:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:nuts:

[Goofy]

Nuts you say :-k






:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuts you say :-k






:nutkick:

https://i.imgur.com/qTGxq8A.jpg

[Goofy]

Nearly hometime!! :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:48 AM.

[Goofy]

Hometime!! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Must be nice to be a part-timer :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's weird, the days have been going by pretty fast, but the week itself is really dragging. It makes no sense.

[Goofy]

It's weird, the days have been going by pretty fast, but the week itself is really dragging. It makes no sense.
:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Typical violent response :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Typical violent response :|

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You asked for it :hand:

[Goofy]

I asked for nothing :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I asked for nothing :hand:

Don't deny it :nono:

[Goofy]

Don't deny it :nono:
Ill deny what i want to [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ill deny what i want to [-(

:liar:

[Goofy]

:liar:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

I have a headache :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a headache :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
Ill snapout alright!!! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Here we go :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Here we go :facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need help :shakehead:

[Goofy]

You need help :shakehead:
Help this!!! :nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Help this!!! :nutkick:

Once a numpty, always a numpty :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Once a numpty, always a numpty :facepalm:
You sure are :empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You sure are :empathy:

Goof = The Numptiest Numpty That Ever Numptied

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And when are you gonna go and try this? :-k

http://www.tehfalloutshelter.com/showthread.php?97458-Australian-nurse-Leigh-Holland-Keen-becomes-first-woman-in-40-years-to-lift-332kg-Dinnie-Stones

[Goofy]

And when are you gonna go and try this? :-k

http://www.tehfalloutshelter.com/showthread.php?97458-Australian-nurse-Leigh-Holland-Keen-becomes-first-woman-in-40-years-to-lift-332kg-Dinnie-Stones
The day after you try it :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The day after you try it :ok:

You're MUCH closer, so you first :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well? :tapfoot:

[Goofy]

Yeah sure, ill just hop on a bus to Australia tomorrow :tup:













:slap:

[Goofy]

Wait, its in Aberdeen i see....... fuck that, Aberdeen's full of sheep shaggin teuchters!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm: Reading, how does it work :confused:

[Goofy]

Like i have time for reading :hand: Im working late tonight [-(