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[Teh One Who Knocks]

If you like rain then you'd love Scotland :tup:

You'd be surprised how quickly you would miss the rain if it didn't rain for months at a time :nono:

[Goofy]

You'd be surprised how quickly you would miss the rain if it didn't rain for months at a time :nono:
......... nah :lol: The vegetation would miss it, i wouldnt, seen enough rain to last me a lifetime!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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Move to the desert then you numpty :slap:

[Goofy]

Move to the desert then you numpty :slap:
Ill desert you!!! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Goofy]

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:-s



:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

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[Goofy]

:snapout:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

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[Goofy]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

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[Goofy]

Still raining :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Still raining :|

:wah:

[Goofy]

:wah:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

9 straight days of blazing heat here in the middle of freaking September and you don't hear me whining about it :hand:

[Goofy]

9 straight days of blazing heat here in the middle of freaking September and you don't hear me whining about it :hand:
Heat>rain :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Heat>rain :slap:

Exactly, heat is worse than rain and you're the one moaning :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Exactly, heat is worse than rain and you're the one moaning :rolleyes:
:-s

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

If you had to spend 9 straight days in 32C heat and hotter, you would have burned to a crisp and become a pile of ashes :hand:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

If you had to spend 9 straight days in 32C heat and hotter, you would have burned to a crisp and become a pile of ashes :hand:
I resemble that remark [-(

[Goofy]

Its stopped raining now, i guess the 44664422mph winds are keeping it at bay :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:violin:

[Goofy]

:violin:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

According to the weather last night, a 'cold front' is moving in today and it will 'cool things off' all the way down to 87° (31C) from the 90° heat we had :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Better wrap up warm then :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can feel the chill in the air already :cold:

[Goofy]

Should probably turn the heating on :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm gonna try and tough it out first I think :-k

[Goofy]

I'm gonna try and tough it out first I think :-k
You brave little soldier :empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img924/2221/ZrRgbg.jpg

[Goofy]

All work and no play makes Lance a dull boy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img923/2749/QuAlhl.jpg

[Goofy]

Here's Lancey!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Redrum! Redrum! :freakout:

[Goofy]

Little Pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair on your chinny chin chin? Then I'll huff... and I'll Puff.. and I'll blow your house in.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Little Pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair on your chinny chin chin? Then I'll huff... and I'll Puff.. and I'll blow your house in.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtffv9bpB-U

[Goofy]

Green Jelly have a song called Nice weather for ducks, its fuckin awesome :lol:

"All the ducks are swimming in the water, faldaraldaralda faldaraldaralda" :serenade:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rofl:

[Goofy]

:rofl:
Its a modern classic :lol:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wanna go back to bed

[Goofy]

I wanna go back to bed
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can't find any motivation :|

[Goofy]

Mine ran away years ago....... maybe they're off playing together :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe they will come back and bring money? :-k

[Goofy]

:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:x
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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Typical :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You asked for it :nono:

[Goofy]

I asked for nothing [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I asked for nothing [-(

You asked AND received :thumbsup:


:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:(

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[Goofy]

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:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And there it is.... :|

[Goofy]

And there it is.... :|
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just like clockwork... :|

[Goofy]

Just like clockwork... :|
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

Same thing, every day.... :|

[Goofy]

Same thing, every day.... :|
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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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:x

[Goofy]

Thursday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/800x600q90/923/wkwrH1.jpg

[Goofy]

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/800x600q90/923/wkwrH1.jpg
The moment you realise its :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Already ffs :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Already ffs :facepalm:
:yup: :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

[Goofy]

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:
:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/DKfPG1L.png

[Goofy]

Fake news :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why would my calendar lie to me? :confused:

[Goofy]

Why would my calendar lie to me? :confused:
Political posturing [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/s3Z3hXe.png

And the clock and calendar on my PC? :-k

[Goofy]

Bill Gates has an agenda :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

[Goofy]

:nuts:
He may be :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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:tinfoil:

[Goofy]

Hmmm :-k
















:machinegun:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Once a numpty, always a numpty :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Once a numpty, always a numpty :shakehead:
:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nutkick:

I rest my case :facepalm:

[Goofy]

I rest my case :facepalm:
:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:|

[Goofy]

:|
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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Goofy]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Goofy]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Goofy]

:yawn:

Sunday already :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

Sunday already :|It's been Sunday all day, it comes after Saturday :slap:

[Goofy]

It's been Sunday all day, it comes after Saturday :slap:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:Even on Sunday :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Violence doesnt take days off :nono: :slap:

[Goofy]

:monday:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: Monday! :woot:

[Goofy]

:woot: Monday! :woot:
:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

No [-(

[Goofy]

No [-(
Do it!!!! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do it!!!! :x

No [-(

[Goofy]

No [-(
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Predictable :roll:

[Goofy]

Predictable :roll:
Predict this!



















:bouquet:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/R5SIZdZ.png

:-k

[Goofy]

What's the bunch of flowers smiley? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What's the bunch of flowers smiley? :lol:

:daisy:

[Goofy]

Ahhhh....... where the fuck did i dream :bouquet: up from then? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I dunno because it's been 'daisy' since the forum started :lol:

[Goofy]

I suppose its just one that ive never really used :lol: Mind you, how many do we have, like 300+? Biggest smiley collection on the net :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There might be one or two smileys, yes :-k

[Goofy]

There might be one or two smileys, yes :-k
Understatement of the century :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Understatement of the century :lol:

:theyareontome:

[Goofy]

Got roped into playing darts league tonight :suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Got roped into playing darts league tonight :suicide:

:wah:

[Goofy]

:wah:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

You could've said no :hand:

[Goofy]

You could've said no :hand:
No!!! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

I take it back, they order in an indian takeaway for half time - chicken pakora, samosas, garlic bread, chips and massive tubs of chilli sauce........ i might have to return to darts permanently :-k

Oh, i won 2-0 too :)

[Goofy]

Just threw a 152 checkout to win our doubles match and seal the win :mrgreen: Holy fuck, i shouldve stopped practicing years ago!

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Second Monday :woot:

[Goofy]

Second Monday :woot:
Second :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always the same thing with you :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Always the same thing with you :shakehead:
:daisy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He got it right :woohoo:

[Goofy]

:woohoo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

:happens:

[Goofy]

There's a first time for everything :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There is? :shock:

[Goofy]

Well....... there might be......... unless it's been done before.......... hmmm :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Now you're just being confusing [-(

[Goofy]

Ill confuse you!!!!! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:confused:

[Goofy]

See :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

See :dance:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:shakefist:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakefist:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's like the movie Groundhog Day :|

[Goofy]

It's like the movie Groundhog Day :|
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Over and over and over again... :|

[Goofy]

Over and over and over again... :|
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:beatdown:
:shock:

Big bully :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You made me [-(

[Goofy]

You made me [-(
I made nothing [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And you do nothing as well :rofl:

[Goofy]

And you do nothing as well :rofl:
I do this - :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I do this - :beatdown:

Not very well :-k

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

:empathy:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:| helB

[Goofy]

:| helB
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :-s

[Goofy]

What was that for? :-s
You know what :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You know what :slap:

No I don't! :x

[Goofy]

No I don't! :x
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:x
:-k






















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[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k






















:slap:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

You need help, you've lost it :nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need help, you've lost it :nuts:

:beatdown: Lose :beatdown: this! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

I guess there's an asylum missing a looney today :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I guess there's an asylum missing a looney today :-k

:x :x :x :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown:

[Goofy]

Yup, there's my confirmation :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, there's my confirmation :)

:beatdown: Confirm :beatdown: this! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Some people here to see you mate.......

https://i.imgur.com/e0RRIyh.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are they from Mars? :-k

[Goofy]

Are they from Mars? :-k

........... sure........... yeah........... you like people from Mars? :-k You should go with them, probably have a ton of fun :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They're all green :dunno:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Thursday....... bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:




TGIF :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

:ffs:




TGIF :thumbsup:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can you smell that? It smells like Friday :)

[Goofy]

Can you smell that? It smells like Friday :)
I can smell something alright......... :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can smell something alright......... :slap:

Friday? :D

[Goofy]

Friday? :D
Bullshit!!! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The Yanks score the first 2 points of the Ryder Cup :usa:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

3-1 Yanks :usa:

[Goofy]

3-1 Yanks :usa:
:beatdown:


We tamed the Tiger at least :lol: Probably be watching it all over the weekend, yourself?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Depends what's going on at home. I might have it on in the background if we're home doing stuff, but I doubt I'll get to watch too much of it really.

[Goofy]

Depends what's going on at home. I might have it on in the background if we're home doing stuff, but I doubt I'll get to watch too much of it really.
:sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Such is life unfortunately :dunno:

[Goofy]

Not for the single man :dance:















There are drawbacks to being single though......... for starters my cock still wont suck itself :rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tmi:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:punish:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's your own fault [-(

[Goofy]

Nuh uh :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh uh :hand:

Yup :slap:

[Goofy]

Yup :slap:
Nuh uh! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh uh! :x

Yup :slap:

[Goofy]

Garcia and Noren 7 up after 9 against Lefty and Dechambeau :rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We gotta let you guys have some kinda hope :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Good of you to let us win all of the foursomes this afternoon :rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Remember how the Euro girls had a commanding lead in the last Solheim Cup going into the last day and collapsed completely? :shifty:

[Goofy]

Remember how the Euro girls had a commanding lead in the last Solheim Cup going into the last day and collapsed completely? :shifty:
They were probably on their periods or something :hand:

















8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

Its the most obvious explanation [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Its the most obvious explanation [-(

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Nuh uh [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh uh [-(

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: Monday! :woot:

[Goofy]

:woot: Monday! :woot:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
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Oh, btw........... :europe: :woohoo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If you love Europe so much, maybe you should stay in the EU :-k

[Goofy]

If you love Europe so much, maybe you should stay in the EU :-k
Why? Britain will still be part of Europe after we leave the union :shrug:

Anyway, stop trying to change the subject - your boys got humped! :doggybanana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, the fix was in, and? :dunno:

[Goofy]

Fix........ :rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's fairly obvious to anyone :dunno:

[Goofy]

We fixed it for the US players to play shite overall? :-k