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[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

:| halB

[Goofy]

:| halB
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:slap:
:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nutkick:

:nutkick:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

[Goofy]

I see tapatalk's had another magnificent update........ :| Ive emailed them to ask how i turn this KIN shit off

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I see tapatalk's had another magnificent update........ :| Ive emailed them to ask how i turn this KIN shit off

What's that?

[Goofy]

What's that?
Cryptocurrency apparently. I keep getting shitty popups telling me ive earned 100 kin etc.... :|

https://www-ccn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.ccn.com/mobile-forum-giant-tapatalk-will-reward-its-300-million-users-with-kin-cryptocurrency/amp?amp_js_v=a2&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCCAE%3D#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.goo gle.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ccn.com%2Fmobile-forum-giant-tapatalk-will-reward-its-300-million-users-with-kin-cryptocurrency

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

Cryptocurrency apparently. I keep getting shitty popups telling me ive earned 100 kin etc.... :|

https://www-ccn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.ccn.com/mobile-forum-giant-tapatalk-will-reward-its-300-million-users-with-kin-cryptocurrency/amp?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCCAE%3D#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.goo gle.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ccn.com%2Fmobile-forum-giant-tapatalk-will-reward-its-300-million-users-with-kin-cryptocurrency

Do you know how people in Arkansas celebrate Halloween? They pump-kin. :)

:dance:


8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do you think the next step in Canadian scorpion evolution would be that they don't need to hibernate anymore and they can just live thru the winter, roaming around the snow? :-k

[Hal-9000]

:tumble:

Back in Arkansas, that joke would have made three of my sisters laugh and my aunt give me a bath [-(

[Hal-9000]

Do you think the next step in Canadian scorpion evolution would be that they don't need to hibernate anymore and they can just live thru the winter, roaming around the snow? :-k

I searched the house last night and if those bastards exist, their stingers would be awfully small due to the cold.

I slept in my Scorpion-stomping hiking boots :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I searched the house last night and if those bastards exist, their stingers would be awfully small due to the cold.

I slept in my Scorpion-stomping hiking boots :tup:

https://i.imgur.com/NCcR35b.png

[Hal-9000]

https://i.imgur.com/NCcR35b.png

Yes, if I see any Jewish, Arab or Asian Taoists with huge stingers I'll be sure to remember this sign :lol:

[Goofy]

Do you know how people in Arkansas celebrate Halloween? They pump-kin. :)

:dance:


8-[
:gtfo:

[Hal-9000]

:gtfo:

Was only trying to cheer you up after the KIN debacle


:sad2:

[Pony]

Gotta run out for a bit and do some shopping. I should probably stop and eat first so I don't spend $300 at the grocery.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gotta run out for a bit and do some shopping. I should probably stop and eat first so I don't spend $300 at the grocery.

Later Pony

[Goofy]

Thursday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/3bt4z57.jpg

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/3bt4z57.jpg
Ive got my thursday fists on!!!! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/NNVX873.gif

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/NNVX873.gif
:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They really ought to teach you guys how to use a calendar over there :facepalm:

[Goofy]

They really ought to teach you guys how to use a calendar over there :facepalm:
I can use a machine gun :machinegun:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/tii9fkE.jpg

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/rB6JDpb.png

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/rB6JDpb.png
Fake news :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
Wake up and smell the thursday! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/MzpEq7S.jpg

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/MzpEq7S.jpg
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:dance2: It's Friday!

[Goofy]

:dance2: It's thursday!

I know :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

Great. We have one guy who can't wait to get to work on Monday and another guy who won't celebrate Fridays because he gets extra work on the weekend.


:| I miss the old days.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Great. We have one guy who can't wait to get to work on Monday and another guy who won't celebrate Fridays because he gets extra work on the weekend.


:| I miss the old days.

Like when you would die from dysentery? :-s

[Hal-9000]

Like when you would die from dysentery? :-s

Yes :lol:

you just reminded me of a comment about the old Oregon Trail pc game. Caulk the wagons, ford the rivers....:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think every possible thing you could except maybe one in that game caused you to die of dysentery :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:


I haven't played it but you're right. At least with the games I play now you have a 50/50 chance of not dying from cholera or drowning your family in a wagon.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/2r9XayS.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Less than 3 full days until Monday! :cheers:

[Goofy]

Less than 3 full days until Monday! :cheers:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown::facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The clock keeps clicking closer to Monday! :banana:

[Goofy]

The clock keeps clicking closer to Monday! :banana:

My foot keeps clicking on your balls :nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's Monday tomorrow! :woot:

[Hal-9000]

It's Monday tomorrow! :woot:

Shut your pie-hole calendar boy :x

[Goofy]

It's Monday tomorrow! :woot:
:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Shut your pie-hole calendar boy :x

:snapout:


:beatdown:

:snapout:


Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:



:snapout:



:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/kdH9FZal.jpg

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/kdH9FZal.jpg
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/GG3MUqn.png

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/GG3MUqn.png
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/GWDZAzF.jpg

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/GWDZAzF.jpg
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need serious psychological help :facepalm:

[Goofy]

You need serious psychological help :facepalm:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're mental :nuts:

[Goofy]

You're mental :nuts:
Ill show you mental!!! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ill show you mental!!! :x

You're already doing a good job of showing that :hand:

[Goofy]

You're already doing a good job of showing that :hand:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I rest my case :facepalm:

[Goofy]

I rest my case :facepalm:
Rest this!!!! :nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:maniac:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I give up, you can't win against a numpty :shakehead:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So you know you're a numpty then....good to know :-k

[Goofy]

So you know you're a numpty then....good to know :-k
You are what you eat :shrug:













:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You are what you eat :shrug:













:-k

:-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

Ill give you one guess who forgot their phone this morning.........











Blah :| Always in too much of a rush in the mornings

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Get up earlier? :-s

[Goofy]

Get up earlier? :-s
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Every day I wonder if you will be less mental than before, and every day you just show that you are even more mental :nuts:

[Goofy]

Every day I wonder if you will be less mental than before, and every day you just show that you are even more mental :nuts:
:yup:

I identify as a mentalist!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao:

[Goofy]

:rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

And again with the violence :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can you smell that? It's next Monday on its way! :banana:

[Goofy]

Can you smell that? It's next Monday on its way! :banana:
Remembered my phone today so i can do this nice and early - :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do you have to try and be mental every day or does it just happen? :-k

[Goofy]

Do you have to try and be mental every day or does it just happen? :-k
It comes naturally :)















:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mental numpty :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Mental numpty :shakehead:
I resemble that remark [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I resemble that remark [-(

:tup:

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

Even mental numpties are people :empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout: Monday is less than 4 full days away! :tup:

[Goofy]

:snapout: Monday is less than 4 full days away! :tup:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You really need to see someone about your hatred issues :facepalm:

[Goofy]

You really need to see someone about your hatred issues :facepalm:
I only hate eejits and numpties :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So....self hate then? :-k

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:empathy:

[Goofy]

:empathy:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:-s


:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

See, you need professional help :facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mental Health Hospitals in Scotland (https://www.carehome.co.uk/mental-health-hospitals/index.cfm/searchcountry/Scotland)

:tup:

[Goofy]

Mental Health Hospitals in Scotland (https://www.carehome.co.uk/mental-health-hospitals/index.cfm/searchcountry/Scotland)

:tup:
:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's what I get for trying to help :facepalm:

[Goofy]

That's what I get for trying to help :facepalm:
You get this too - :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You get this too - :slap:

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:machinegun:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Numpty :roll:

[Goofy]

Numpty :roll:
You sure are :empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You should go back and click on that mental hospital link :shakehead:

[Goofy]

You should go back and click on that mental hospital link :shakehead:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

You should do it soon, too :|

[Goofy]

You should do it soon, too :|
Ill do this - :nutkick:

[Goofy]

Anyway, you added most of these smileys...... youre an enabler [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't try and shift the blame on me, you're the one using them :nono: You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink :hand:

[Goofy]

I couldnt use them if they werent there :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I couldnt use them if they werent there :hand:

It's called self control :nono:

We also have lots of non-violent smilies, but I don't see you using those :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One day closer to Monday! :cheers:

[Goofy]

It's called self control :nono:

We also have lots of non-violent smilies, but I don't see you using those :slap:
:daisy:

One day closer to Monday! :cheers:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

:friday:
I know! :woohoo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And only 3 days until Monday! :woot:

[Goofy]

And only 3 days until Monday! :woot:
:beatdown:

A week on monday will be good, someone i know has a weeks holiday :shifty:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

A week on monday will be good, someone i know has a weeks holiday :shifty:

You've earned it Red :tup:

[Goofy]

You've earned it Red :tup:
Ill fuckin "red" you :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

[Goofy]

:willie:

Got 2 rooms to decorate so it's not gonna be all fun and games :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Decorate? :-s


:ghey:

[Goofy]

Decorate? :-s


:ghey:
Do you pay someone to do it for you? Lazy and rich [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"Decorating" is work for women folk and poofters :hand:

[Goofy]

"Decorating" is work for women folk and poofters :hand:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No poofters! :hand:

[Goofy]

No poofters! :hand:
Easy there Bruce, it's 2019 :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And? :-s

[fricnjay]

"Decorating" is work for women folk and poofters :hand:

What he said. :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What he said. :thumbsup:

:agreed:

[Goofy]

Pair of lazy numpties :roll:

[fricnjay]

Better a numpty than a poofter. :hand:

[Goofy]

Better a numpty than a poofter. :hand:
So you admit to being a numpty, cool :tup:

[fricnjay]

So you admit to being a numpty, cool :tup:

So you admit to being a poofter, cool :tup:

[fricnjay]

https://i.imgur.com/m4XDR5o.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Must be a day off for the numpties and poofters :-k

[Pony]

I lost Friday somewhere.

[Hal-9000]

And you answered the numpty bat signal :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Must be a day off for the numpties and poofters :-kAnd yet here you are :-k

[Hal-9000]

And yet here you are :-k

I am the anti-numpty.


Didn't work though...you still showed up :|









:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am the anti-numpty.


Didn't work though...you still showed up :|









:dance:You can't self-gloss yourself as the "anti numpty :hand:


Numpty :rolleyes:

[deebakes]

Checking out for a bit, will be heading to the Bahamas for the week, have a great few days guys! :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Checking out for a bit, will be heading to the Bahamas for the week, have a great few days guys! :tup:

Have a good trip dee :x :x

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: It's Monday! :woot:

[Goofy]

:woot: It's Monday! :woot:
Hmmm :-k













:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Same thing, always so predictable :|

[Goofy]

Same thing, always so predictable :|
Predict this!!!!!!












:daisy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:faint:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

Are you one of those pod people like in Invasion of the Body Snatchers? :-k

[Goofy]

Are you one of those pod people like in Invasion of the Body Snatchers? :-k
Of course not [-(













:theyareontome:

[Goofy]

Just heard on the radio that Keith Flint from The Prodigy was found dead this morning

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Of course not [-(













:theyareontome:

:watching:


Just heard on the radio that Keith Flint from The Prodigy was found dead this morning

Not my kinda music at all. I think Red really liked them. Did it say how?

[Goofy]

Suicide according to one of his bandmates.

I wasn't really a big fan tbh, but i saw them at T in the Park in '99 or 2000 (i think) and they were fuckin' bangin' tbf!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

With musicians it's almost always suicide or drug overdose :wha:

[Goofy]

Yeah, it's strange :wha: There seems to be a lot of depression in the music industry tbh, a lot of the greatest songs have quite depressing lyrics about loss etc.

Any thoughts on this RBP?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, it's strange :wha: There seems to be a lot of depression in the music industry tbh, a lot of the greatest songs have quite depressing lyrics about loss etc.

Any thoughts on this RBP?

You'd think that people with everything would be the least likely to off themselves.

[Goofy]

You'd think that people with everything would be the least likely to off themselves.
I don't really know much about depression tbh but it doesnt seem to matter how rich and successful you are.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't really know much about depression tbh but it doesnt seem to matter how rich and successful you are.

Then those rich people arten't doing it right [-(

[Goofy]

:lol:

[fricnjay]

Yup, no more Fire Starter. :sad:

He was only 49

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Drew Barrymore was Fire Starter :hand:

[fricnjay]

Drew Barrymore was Fire Starter :hand:

Huh, this is true. So the Fire Starter continues. :cheerlead:

[Hal-9000]

I don't really know much about depression tbh but it doesnt seem to matter how rich and successful you are.

For the most part true clinical depression is caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain which can be regulated with strong drugs. Of course there are situational types of depression and environmental factors as well. Some people do one thing and think they can't live with it...or have chronic pain (raises hand)...or see life as a daily trial that never ends.

Hardly an RBP answer but when people say things like how could Cobain do that, he had everything? There's usually more behind it. He also had severe stomach problems he wrote about for years and went from being a broke teenager to having everything in the world by his mid 20's. Something most of us would love, but could we cope?

[fricnjay]

Uhhhhg, Im fucking bored, someone entertain me. Chop Chop! :bored:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why does Monday have to be over? :sad2:

[Goofy]

Why does Monday have to be over? :sad2:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

Typical :facepalm:

[fricnjay]

Only poofters like Mondays. :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm a poofter :(

:empathy:

[fricnjay]

:empathy:

Dont make me come over there...:shakefist:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Dont make me come over there...:shakefist:

:nana:

[fricnjay]

:nana:

Oh Ill do it! :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh Ill do it! :slap:

:nervous:

[fricnjay]

:nervous:

Thats right you best be scared. :yup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thats right you best be scared. :yup:

:uhhuh:

[fricnjay]

https://i.imgur.com/mflKHAN.gif

[Goofy]

There's too many numpties in this thread [-(

[Hal-9000]

https://i.imgur.com/nyr7bJx.mp4

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There's too many numpties in this thread [-(

You and Jay? Yeah, I know :meh:

[fricnjay]

There's too many numpties in this thread [-(

Yea 3 is a crowd. :dance:

[Goofy]

You and Jay? Yeah, I know :meh:
:slap:

Yea 3 is a crowd. :dance:
Yep, you Lance and Hal...... ill leave you to it :bye:

[Hal-9000]

:slap:

Yep, you Lance and Hal...... ill leave you to it :bye:

I only post in this thread to see if the Scotch Ness Monster rears his ugly head.

You did and we good :thumbsup:

[fricnjay]

What time is it there Goof? Isn't it getting late, maybe past your bedtime son. :razz:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:| helB

[Goofy]

I only post in this thread to see if the Scotch Ness Monster rears his ugly head.

You did and we good :thumbsup:
A monster made out of whisky? :cheers:

What time is it there Goof? Isn't it getting late, maybe past your bedtime son. :razz:
It's Texan beating time!! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:| helB
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:


I woke up with a headache :|

[Goofy]

:ffs:


I woke up with a headache :|
:haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:haha:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[-(

I'm a pacifist, but you made me do it :hand:

[Goofy]

I'm a pacifist, but you made me do it :hand:
You're a bawbag, thats what you are [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm a bawbag, thats what I am [-(

Don't be so hard on yourself :empathy:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:empathy:

[Goofy]

:empathy:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I try and be nice and that's the thanks I get [-(

[Goofy]

:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rofl:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:sleep:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sleep:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:imok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:imok:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart3: