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[Dr Death]

:lol:

[Jezter]

Ah how I enjoy the sound of the laughter in the morning. So good morning you two courting kids. :lol:

[Foxdana]

Heya Jezter! Hows things?

[Jezter]

Heya Jezter! Hows things?

Hey hey Foxy! Things are good. Waking up with a jar full of freshly ground coffee and cat sleeping next to me. I can smell the fresh ink of the sunday newspaper too and Im going to tackle it here in a little bit. How are you?

[Foxdana]

Hey hey Foxy! Things are good. Waking up with a jar full of freshly ground coffee and cat sleeping next to me. I can smell the fresh ink of the sunday newspaper too and Im going to tackle it here in a little bit. How are you?

Great! Day 2 into a 3 day weekend! I've just cooked 3 different pastas, and am about to partake!!

[Jezter]

Shame Im not much of a breakfast type..otherwise I'd join the feast. Enjoy your food and enjoy the loooong weekend. Hope you find some time for yourself...ifyouknowwhatImean. :naughty:

[Foxdana]

Shame Im not much of a breakfast type..otherwise I'd join the feast. Enjoy your food and enjoy the loooong weekend. Hope you find some time for yourself...ifyouknowwhatImean. :naughty:

I do and I will :giggle:

[Jezter]

I do and I will :giggle:

That is what I liked to hear...then you can say this again...


Here I come!!!!!

[Foxdana]

That is what I liked to hear...then you can say this again...

:lmao:

[Jezter]

:lmao:

:D

Now I think I have scared Doc D away...or then he is plotting to assassinate me. :D

[Foxdana]

:D

Now I think I have scared Doc D away...or then he is plotting to assassinate me. :D

If I hear anything, I'll give you a heads up! :thumbsup:

[Jezter]

Careful with giving me "a heads up"...you frisky filly! :lol:

[Foxdana]

Careful with giving me "a heads up"...you frisky filly! :lol:

I always leave myself open for those comments!!

[Jezter]

I always leave myself open for those comments!!

*Must...resist...temptation... must..resiiiiist*
Yes...yes you really do! :lol:

[Foxdana]

*Must...resist...temptation... must..resiiiiist*
Yes...yes you really do! :lol:

:lol:

[Godfather]

Hi/Bye

No time for teh internet right now :(

I'm wall mounting my TV tomorrow. God I hate this task :lol: Wish me luck

[Jezter]

Good luck!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:



How the fuck is it Sunday already? :|

[Goofy]

:yawn: bleh

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn: bleh

:snapout:

[Goofy]

*snaps* :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*snaps* :x

Settle down :slap:

[Goofy]

I think i've caught a cold :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's because of your wild partying ways [-(

[Goofy]

I haven't partied since friday :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's barely more than 1 day ago :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

It's barely more than 1 day ago :rolleyes:

More than 24 hours on the wagon biotch :spy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pfffft.....day #9 on the wagon :dance2:

[Goofy]

Pfffft.....day #9 on the wagon :dance2:

Quitter :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn right :tup:

[Goofy]

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hater:

[Foxdana]

Goodnight guys! Have fun!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Night Dana! :bye:

[Pony]

More than 24 hours on the wagon biotch :spy:


Pfffft.....day #9 on the wagon :dance2:

Pfffffffffffffft.... day 15 on the wagon.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:

[RBP]

Morning. :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

RBP :hi:

[RBP]

Hi Lance.... :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What's the good word?

[RBP]

"Coffee" at the moment. ;) You've been up for a while - what's on for today?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hopefully nothing...I don't feel like going anywhere or doing anything today

[RBP]

That works! I, on the other hand, need to get out for a while today. Bored and stir crazy. :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmmm :-k

[RBP]

Maybe I'll sit in a bookstore and post from there. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Won't be long before you can go down to the ballyard and see a game...less than 2 weeks until opening day :dance2:

[RBP]

Won't be long before you can go down to the ballyard and see a game...less than 2 weeks until opening day :dance2:

:dance2:

:woot:

[RBP]

Thanks for the reminder. The Cubs are on at 3 and the Hawks are on at 7. :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not sure if the Rox are on TV today or not :-k

[RBP]

Not sure if the Rox are on TV today or not :-k

Looks like 2:10 vs LAA but no broadcast.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, gonna mosey for a bit...talk at ya laters :bye:

[RBP]

later lala

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

[RBP]

Nap time?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No....food time I think :-k

[RBP]

you shouldn't eat while you're sleeping. :-s

[Max]

what a lovely march day. Very unusual warm weather for northern Missouri. I believe a picnic in the park is in order :mrgreen:

[RBP]

what a lovely march day. Very unusual warm weather for northern Missouri. I believe a picnic in the park is in order :mrgreen:

crapola rainstorms here :meh:

[Max]

crapola rainstorms here :meh:

we had those all night long, but the sun is shining brightly now. YAY!

[RBP]

Enjoy your picnic :)

[Goofy]

:cheerlead:

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1686/nikicajelavic007.jpg (http://img810.imageshack.us/i/nikicajelavic007.jpg/)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

you shouldn't eat while you're sleeping. :-s

:slap:

[Jezter]

Wassup dudes?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Jez :wavey:

[Goofy]

*sings* 2-1 to the Rangers, 2-1 to the Rangers, 2-1 to the Rangers, 2-1 to the Rangers!!! :cheerlead: :cheerlead:

[Jezter]

Lance. :hi:
I see we have some new bullets under our names. Neat.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, and they are gonna be replaced by some custom ones shortly too :)

[Jezter]

*sings* 2-1 to the Rangers, 2-1 to the Rangers, 2-1 to the Rangers, 2-1 to the Rangers!!! :cheerlead: :cheerlead:
2-0 for Chelsea! :cheerlead

Yup, and they are gonna be replaced by some custom ones shortly too :)
:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can't believe it's almost Monday already :(

[Dr Death]

I can't believe it's almost Monday already :(Me either....and I have to get up really early and go car hunting tomorrow! :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Today is the day to go car hunting....no salesmen on the lots :thumbsup:

[Dr Death]

True but I need to purchase one also!

[Hal-9000]

we go car hunting at night up here....

You want this new Toyota??? CHEAP, NO KEYS!...but you gotta take it right now! :lol:

[Dr Death]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

True but I need to purchase one also!

Yeah, but on Sunday you can find what you want without hassle and then go back and buy it later ;)


we go car hunting at night up here....

You want this new Toyota??? CHEAP, NO KEYS!...but you gotta take it right now! :lol:

:shifty:

[minz]

6.50pm and I've just got home from work :( im knackered...

[Hal-9000]

I'm going to take my blind friend to the bank..do some errands :thumbsup:


Hopefully he can drive my car, I'm bushed...




:lol: oops!

[Jezter]

Hal, you baked? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Hal, you baked? :lol:

Not yet...it's Sunday!!!!


:lol: bastard....I usually don't fry any brain cells during daylight hours, it's a vampire and self control thing I try and stick to.....maybe will today because my buddy likes to indulge and he may want to get his one good eye all red :lol:

[Jezter]

Not yet...it's Sunday!!!!


:lol: bastard....I usually don't fry any brain cells during daylight hours, it's a vampire and self control thing I try and stick to.....maybe will today because my buddy likes to indulge and he may want to get his one good eye all red :lol:

http://files.sharenator.com/1289796536445_stoner_comics-s580x2409-105216.png

[RBP]

We need one more person for fantasy baseball. you don't even have to do anything and there are several virgins (like me) playing.

Someone join goddddddammit!! :x

[RBP]

We need one more person for fantasy baseball. you don't even have to do anything and there are several virgins (like me) playing.

Someone join goddddddammit!! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:

[RBP]

Well... fantasy baseball virgins anyway...

[Hugh_Janus]

speak for yourself :hand:

wait.... what?

[RBP]

:lol: I think I have earned mine back it's been so long.

[Hugh_Janus]

haha! same here, man! But I make myself feel better wthat I don't have to put up with any shit and the fact I'm so much better off financially :mrgreen:

[Pony]

Wait.... wanking to porn counts,right?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: I think I have earned mine back it's been so long.


haha! same here, man! But I make myself feel better wthat I don't have to put up with any shit and the fact I'm so much better off financially :mrgreen:

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wait.... wanking to porn counts,right?

That's just a normal part of the day, isn't it? :confused:

[RBP]

haha! same here, man! But I make myself feel better wthat I don't have to put up with any shit and the fact I'm so much better off financially :mrgreen:

no shit right? and in the meantime the laydees are all going girl on girl. :facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Relationships aren't worth it....sorry, but it's just the truth

[RBP]

:tup:


That's just a normal part of the day, isn't it? :confused:

If so we'd be sluts not virgins 8-[

[RBP]

Relationships aren't worth it....sorry, but it's just the truth

Hookers FTW :lol:

[Pony]

If so we'd be sluts not virgins 8-[

What if it's 3D HD porn on a 42" TV? That's gotta count for something.....

[RBP]

What if it's 3D HD porn on a 42" TV? That's gotta count for something.....

Wow thanks for the visual. Now close the shades please!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hookers FTW :lol:

My best bud that I used to do shit with almost every weekend for years hooked up with a chick about 4 years ago (maybe longer). We went from doing stuff every weekend to only going out every now and again (with her showing up at some point during the day) to him not even calling me anymore to do something occasionally because the bitch wouldn't let him out of her sight. All they did was fight yet he would never leave her. Last I knew he moved away with her...never said a word. :|

[Pony]

Hookers FTW :lol:

No shit. I was watching something on TV this morning, they had the members of Blondie on, at one point they started talking about how commercial and sterile New York has become since their days in the spotlight. When asked what she would change Debbie Harry says "Bring back the hookers!" :lmao:

[RBP]

My best bud that I used to do shit with almost every weekend for years hooked up with a chick about 4 years ago (maybe longer). We went from doing stuff every weekend to only going out every now and again (with her showing up at some point during the day) to him not even calling me anymore to do something occasionally because the bitch wouldn't let him out of her sight. All they did was fight yet he would never leave her. Last I knew he moved away with her...never said a word. :|

:|

Awww he found "love" :lol:

:puke:

[Pony]

Yea, I don't know whats worse, a girl who hooks up with a "player" and thinks she can change him or the guy who lets her.

[RBP]

Yeah no shit Pony.

Hey are you in the fantasy baseball league?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:|

Awww he found "love" :lol:

:puke:


Yea, I don't know whats worse, a girl who hooks up with a "player" and thinks she can change him or the guy who lets her.

Women :|

[Pony]

Yeah no shit Pony.

Hey are you in the fantasy baseball league?

No, I don't follow it enough or really have any time or interest, sorry. :mrgreen:

[RBP]

Come to think of it, there are not many married/involved people around these parts are there....

[minz]

Football is soooo boring :yawn:

[minz]

OK, so im sorry for being such a cow last night :sad2:

[RBP]

Hiya Minzy... :wavey:

[minz]

Hiya Minzy... :wavey:

Hi sweetie :hug:

[RBP]

I didn't think you were anything other than your wonderful self! :D

besides you couldn't be a cow, you'd have to be as little baby calf. 8-[

[minz]

I didn't think you were anything other than your wonderful self! :D

besides you couldn't be a cow, you'd have to be as little baby calf. 8-[

Awe, you've just gone right to the top of my favorites list :hug:

[RBP]

:dance:

[RBP]

We need one more person for fantasy baseball. you don't even have to do anything and there are several virgins (like me) playing.

Someone join goddddddammit!! :x

GF is joining! we are now complete. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I've given up internet purchases for lent and everybody puts everything on sale.

:rolleyes:

[DemonGeminiX]

I can't believe the prices these old safety razors are going for on Ebay.

[RBP]

are you tormenting yourself on purpose?

[DemonGeminiX]

Kinda.

:lol:

[RBP]

:facepalm:

[MrsM]

Hey all - had compay over all day - just checking in for a few mins

[RBP]

glad you stopped by MrsM :wavey:

[MrsM]

Thanks RBP - How are you tonight :hug:

[RBP]

I am pretty good... between periods of the hockey game :)

Did you have a good day with company?

[RBP]

Back to the game... see ya'll in a bit

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh well. New ones pop up every day. I'll keep my word and wait to get a few after Easter.

[MrsM]

I am pretty good... between periods of the hockey game :)

Did you have a good day with company?

It was great - although tired now. Monday tomorrow :( - going to bed soon me thinks

[RBP]

Night MrsM! :hug:

[Godfather]

Just ate an obscene amount of Indian food my gf's mom made... time to hibernate.

[redred]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAZgLcK5LzI&feature=related

morning all

[St. George]

Mondays!

Meh.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

With the alarm clock ting-a-ling ringin’ in my head
I woke up dog tired, beat down, half dead
Tryin’ to recover from another wild weekend
Chuggin’ down coffee while I should have been sleepin’

Well it sure is Monday isn’t it now
I gotta get myself through the week somehow
I had a ball Friday, Saturday and Sunday
But it’s all over now and it sure is Monday

Oh, I got to the job site at a quarter past nine
And somehow I stayed awake ‘til lunch time
And then I caught a little nap stretched out in my truck bed
My feet still twitchin’ to the music in my head

Well it sure is Monday, aint it the truth
I partied too hardy now I’m payin’ my dues
I had a ball Friday, Saturday and Sunday
But it’s all over now and it sure is Monday

Well it sure is Monday aint it a sin
I gotta work my way through the week again
I had a ball Friday, Saturday and Sunday
But it’s all over now and it sure is Monday
Yeah, it’s all over now and it sure is Monday


:monday:

[redred]

hey lance :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sup Red? :hi:

[redred]

nothing much a few odd jobs in both houses today,you?

[Pony]

:morning:

Back to the grind...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

nothing much a few odd jobs in both houses today,you?

Dunno yet....I think I will be busy later tho :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

Back to the grind...

Don't remind me :sad2:

[JDGirl]

hi, how is everyone? im poorly in bed and bored :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hi JDGirl :wavey:

Sorry to hear you don't feel well :(

[JDGirl]

hi, thanks, just got a touch of tonsillitus (or however you spell it) :( just resting up as the doctor advised lol. Hows you?

[RBP]

Don't remind me :sad2:

Back to the grind. 8-[

[St. George]

Amber Heard. What a bloody waste. :meh:


PS Hope yer throat gets sorted. A bit o' penicillin will sort it, not to mention all the other inconveniences too JD. :mrgreen:

Just got over it meself about a week ago.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

hi, thanks, just got a touch of tonsillitus (or however you spell it) :( just resting up as the doctor advised lol. Hows you?

I hate having a sore throat :(


I'm okay considering it's Monday I think.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Amber Heard. What a bloody waste. :meh:

:-k :-k

[JDGirl]

Amber Heard. What a bloody waste. :meh:


PS Hope yer throat gets sorted. A bit o' penicillin will sort it, not to mention all the other inconveniences too JD. :mrgreen:

Just got over it meself about a week ago.

bloody doctor wouldnt give me anything for it, just told me to have a week off work and rest! let my body fight it!! yeah right lol. Glad you are better now St. George :)

[JDGirl]

I hate having a sore throat :(


I'm okay considering it's Monday I think.

lol, i feel like that every Monday!!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

lol, i feel like that every Monday!!!

Yeah, I usually do too :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Back to the grind. 8-[

:beatdown:

[St. George]

bloody doctor wouldnt give me anything for it, just told me to have a week off work and rest! let my body fight it!! yeah right lol. Glad you are better now St. George :)



Don't get me started on doctors.

My lad had scarlet fever for over 5 weeks. Started off with sore throat and fever. Took him to GP he said give him Calpol and as you said let his boddy sort it. When a rash appeared a week or so later our GP said it looks like he's got an allergy to something. We spent ages wondering if we'd given him something different to eat etc.
Took him back when his skin started dropping off and the GP said he didn't know what it was and referred him to a dermatologist at the hospital.........appointment is 23rd March. BUT, his skin is ok now because after the GP referred him I thought enough is enough and went on the internet. Not always a good idea you can convince yersel you've got allsorts but within 5 mins of looking and seeing the "skin peeling" pics I diagnosed my lad with Scarlet fever. Went to the hospital with him and back within the hour with it confirmed as such and a prescription for penicillin. Cleared up within a week of taking it.

Our GP is shite. he treated me for two months for conjunctivitis which didn't get any better. Paid a fuckin fortune on prescriptions till I'd had enough and went to the eye hospital. They told me I had an ulcer on the eye and there was no point taking the shit he'd prescribed. Within 2 days of the correct prescription my eyes was sorted.

Not to mention him prescribing my 4 yr old with something only over 16's can have............

Fuckin hell, Harold Shipman was probably better than this clown.

Your doc didn't ask you to strip off when you told him your throat was bad did he?
He bloody should have. :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I refuse to go to see doctors

[St. George]

I don't blame you Lance.

[JDGirl]

Don't get me started on doctors.

My lad had scarlet fever for over 5 weeks. Started off with sore throat and fever. Took him to GP he said give him Calpol and as you said let his boddy sort it. When a rash appeared a week or so later our GP said it looks like he's got an allergy to something. We spent ages wondering if we'd given him something different to eat etc.
Took him back when his skin started dropping off and the GP said he didn't know what it was and referred him to a dermatologist at the hospital.........appointment is 23rd March. BUT, his skin is ok now because after the GP referred him I thought enough is enough and went on the internet. Not always a good idea you can convince yersel you've got allsorts but within 5 mins of looking and seeing the "skin peeling" pics I diagnosed my lad with Scarlet fever. Went to the hospital with him and back within the hour with it confirmed as such and a prescription for penicillin. Cleared up within a week of taking it.

Our GP is shite. he treated me for two months for conjunctivitis which didn't get any better. Paid a fuckin fortune on prescriptions till I'd had enough and went to the eye hospital. They told me I had an ulcer on the eye and there was no point taking the shit he'd prescribed. Within 2 days of the correct prescription my eyes was sorted.

Not to mention him prescribing my 4 yr old with something only over 16's can have............

Fuckin hell, Harold Shipman was probably better than this clown.

Your doc didn't ask you to strip off when you told him your throat was bad did he?
He bloody should have. :D

hahaha no he didnt but he did ask me to bend over and touch my toes!!!

They are shite these days! i was under our local hospital for 3 years for a problem i had with my breast, basically telling me there was nothing to worry about and ishould just live with it, i decided to get a second opinion and got refered to another hospital and within a month i was having an operation!!! makes me sooo annoyed! Even worse when there are kids involved!!!!!! grrrrrr

[MrsM]

Hi folks - at work and will be in/out for most of it. Another busy Monday :(

Hope everyone is well

[St. George]

How do MrsMmmmmmmmm.

[RBP]

Hi n Bye MrsM. :bye:

I have a mini road trip this morning, be gone most of the day. I better get ready to leave. Have a good day all.

[JDGirl]

checking in, from my bed, ill be here most the day :( :)

[JDGirl]

Hi n Bye MrsM. :bye:

I have a mini road trip this morning, be gone most of the day. I better get ready to leave. Have a good day all.

happy road tripping RBP

[St. George]

See ya RBP. Jeepers Creepers drive carefully.

[Jezter]

Afternoon, freakazoids!

[St. George]

Hiya Jez.

[JDGirl]

Afternoon Jezter

[St. George]

hahaha no he didnt but he did ask me to bend over and touch my toes!!!


You didn't ahem, leave anything in there did you? :shock:


They are shite these days! i was under our local hospital for 3 years for a problem i had with my breast, basically telling me there was nothing to worry about and ishould just live with it, i decided to get a second opinion and got refered to another hospital and within a month i was having an operation!!! makes me sooo annoyed! Even worse when there are kids involved!!!!!! grrrrrr

Hope all is sorted now. It looks like everything went well with the op. :naughty:

Don't mind me, I'm a pervert.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_lDCPIoBD8

[Jezter]

Hiya Jez.
Dzoodz :hi:

Afternoon Jezter
Girly girl :hi:

How are we doing today?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hi folks - at work and will be in/out for most of it. Another busy Monday :(

Hope everyone is well

MrsM :hi:

I think I'm gonna be busy later today too :wha:


Hi n Bye MrsM. :bye:

I have a mini road trip this morning, be gone most of the day. I better get ready to leave. Have a good day all.

Later RBP :bye:


checking in, from my bed, ill be here most the day :( :)

We'll try and keep you company :)


Afternoon, freakazoids!

Jez :wavey:

[Jezter]

Hi Lanister. How's Monday?

[KevinD]

Morning everybody.

[St. George]

How do Kev.

[Jezter]

Howdy Texas ranger!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hi Lanister. How's Monday?

Not bad yet, but that's gonna change :wha:

How be you?


Morning everybody.

Kev :wavey:

[Jezter]

I be good now that I got home and made so coffee.

[KevinD]

St, Jez, Lance...how's y'all today?

[JDGirl]

You didn't ahem, leave anything in there did you? :shock:



Hope all is sorted now. It looks like everything went well with the op. :naughty:

Don't mind me, I'm a pervert.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_lDCPIoBD8

hahaha love the vid!!!!
No, didnt leave anything in there, not that i can think of anyway ;)
Yeah, all is sorted now i hope:thumbsup: but the git left me a scar :( oh well, better than the original problem :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not too bad so far :)

[St. George]

Scar? Hang on, you've just given me another excuse to go staring at your piccies. :D

[Jezter]

Monday is better than usually. Even tho I could've slept better...but in grand scale of things, I am well! Thank you for asking.
How is life over there?

[JDGirl]

Monday is better than usually. Even tho I could've slept better...but in grand scale of things, I am well! Thank you for asking.
How is life over there?:dance:

[JDGirl]

Hi Kev

Yeah, please do keep me entertained before i go mad:maniac:

[Jezter]

:dance:

:dance2:

[Jezter]

Hi Kev

Yeah, please do keep me entertained before i go mad:maniac:

How should we entertain you? I can think of a few ways..but they might be inappropriate. :naughty:

[JDGirl]

Scar? Hang on, you've just given me another excuse to go staring at your piccies. :D

hahahahahaha there is a scar, trust me!!!

[Jezter]

Scar? Hang on, you've just given me another excuse to go fap at your piccies. :D
Fix'd! :mrgreen:

[JDGirl]

pmsl!!!! great edit ;)

[Jezter]

hahahahahaha there is a scar, trust me!!!

Well, you are a woman...there ought to be at least one hatchet wound there somewhere.... 8-[
*hides from the imminent ball-crushing and bitch-slap*
And then they wonder why I can't get a girl... :mrgreen:

[JDGirl]

How should we entertain you? I can think of a few ways..but they might be inappropriate. :naughty::

:oops: dont make me go all shy Jezter, not on this thread anyway ;)

[St. George]

Well I've fapped, sorry studied them pics for several minutes now and I've arrived at the same conclusion as previously......epic tits!

[Jezter]

:

:oops: dont make me go all shy Jezter, not on this thread anyway ;)

Oh I would never! Gotta behave around them ladies... a little healthy flustering in the cheeks is just a good thing. :D

[JDGirl]

Well, you are a woman...there ought to be at least one hatchet wound there somewhere.... 8-[
*hides from the imminent ball-crushing and bitch-slap*
And then they wonder why I can't get a girl... :mrgreen:

no bitch-slapping or ball-crushing from me, unless you like it lol.

[Jezter]

no bitch-slapping or ball-crushing from me, unless you like it lol.

Im allergic to pain...but then again, I seem to be allergic to porn too since everytime I look at it, my penis swells up...

[JDGirl]

Well I've fapped, sorry studied them pics for several minutes now and I've arrived at the same conclusion as previously......epic tits!

:oops: making me blush St. George :)

[JDGirl]

Oh I would never! Gotta behave around them ladies... a little healthy flustering in the cheeks is just a good thing. :D

:thumbsup: thats a fair comment. anyone wanna make me a coffee? Black no sugar please :D

[KevinD]

Things are good here. Posted a couple of crappy cell pics of what I've been up to lately in the SFW pics area

[Jezter]

:thumbsup: thats a fair comment. anyone wanna make me a coffee? Black no sugar please :D

I just made some..but I drank it all. :nana:

[JDGirl]

I just made some..but I drank it all. :nana:

oh....bloody charming!!!!:slap:

[Jezter]

oh....bloody charming!!!!:slap:
:sad2:

[MrsM]

Hope you feel better soon JDGirl. :hug:

[JDGirl]

:sad2:

only kidding, i take that slap back but.......dont tease!!! i really need a coffee and dont have any and the shop over the road seems SOOOOOO far away from my bed :(

[JDGirl]

Hope you feel better soon JDGirl. :hug:

thanks MrsM :):hug:

[Jezter]

only kidding, i take that slap back but.......dont tease!!! i really need a coffee and dont have any and the shop over the road seems SOOOOOO far away from my bed :(

Aaawww... I know you were, JD. No worries. I slap people here all the time... in good spirits ofcourse. :D So I can take a few if I give a few. ;)
Well...you need to order something from a nearby restaurant with delivery. And add some coffee into the order. Being lazy = Mankind's awesomest invention. Right after masturbating...and making love. :D

[St. George]

hey JDGirl, are you sure you didn't leave anything in there.......your (in)box is full. :D

[KevinD]

F-ing kids these days...You can't go around slapping women! (Unless it's sex play!) lol

[Jezter]

F-ing kids these days...You can't go around slapping women! (Unless it's sex play!) lol

Shus you old woman. :slap:

:mrgreen: :lol:

[KevinD]

hahahah

[Jezter]

Four more posts for you and all hell breaks loose. :S

[KevinD]

Please allow me to introduce myself...

[KevinD]

I'm a man of wealth and taste

[KevinD]

I've been around for long long years

[KevinD]

Stole many a mans soul and faith...

[Joebob034]

Stole many a mans soul and faith...

hooooo hooooo

[KevinD]

I think it took me about 3 years to get to this point on AS...hahaha

[Jezter]

You have successfully whorified yourself, Kev. :D

[JDGirl]

Aaawww... I know you were, JD. No worries. I slap people here all the time... in good spirits ofcourse. :D So I can take a few if I give a few. ;)
Well...you need to order something from a nearby restaurant with delivery. And add some coffee into the order. Being lazy = Mankind's awesomest invention. Right after masturbating...and making love. :D

lol its ok, i went to sleep instead, in hope that the coffee fairy will arrive but the bitch hasnt :( supermarket later i think, and a bit of fresh air, then maybe masturbating) ;)

[JDGirl]

Im allergic to pain...but then again, I seem to be allergic to porn too since everytime I look at it, my penis swells up...

:thumbsup: what medication do you think you need for that??

[JDGirl]

hey JDGirl, are you sure you didn't leave anything in there.......your (in)box is full. :D

St. George, my (in)box is empty :( defo nothing in there at the moment

[St. George]

"Errors
The following errors occurred with your submission
JDGirl has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space."

I just got this when trying to send you a message......you're a busy girl! :lol:

[MrsM]

lol its ok, i went to sleep instead, in hope that the coffee fairy will arrive but the bitch hasnt :( supermarket later i think, and a bit of fresh air, then maybe masturbating) ;)

Nothing speeds up recovery like a good bean rolling :)

[JDGirl]

"Errors
The following errors occurred with your submission
JDGirl has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space."

I just got this when trying to send you a message......you're a busy girl! :lol:

seriously....i wished!!!! lol

[JDGirl]

MrsM, i dont think i have the energy :(

[JDGirl]

ok ok, not happy now St. George, went to try and delete a few......and ended up deleted ALL of them :( there was inportant stuff i needed in there :( ) is there a way you can only delete a few? or am i just being dim.......

[Jezter]

lol its ok, i went to sleep instead, in hope that the coffee fairy will arrive but the bitch hasnt :( supermarket later i think, and a bit of fresh air, then maybe masturbating) ;)
A little nap works too! I hope you had some good dreams. And that bitch of a fairy better appear soon... cuz you need energy for...

Nothing speeds up recovery like a good bean rolling :)
...this! Cuz this woman speaks the truth! Not that I roll my bean..cuz I aint got one even tho mine is the size of a lima bean anyway.
[Proud Member of Team Hung Like a Fieldmouse est. 2008]

MrsM, i dont think i have the energy :(
Follow above instructions and you are guaranteed to feel refreshed.

[Jezter]

ok ok, not happy now St. George, went to try and delete a few......and ended up deleted ALL of them :( there was inportant stuff i needed in there :( ) is there a way you can only delete a few? or am i just being dim.......

I think you can just tick the box next to the ones you want to delete...
Im sorry to hear you lost all of them. That sucks. :empathy:

[Jezter]

:thumbsup: what medication do you think you need for that??
My right hand? :D

[JDGirl]

I think you can just tick the box next to the ones you want to delete...
Im sorry to hear you lost all of them. That sucks. :empathy:

i tried that but it didnt give me the option to delete just selected ones :( oh well :( just means now i have 100 slots in my box to be filled again hehe

[JDGirl]

My right hand? :D

:mrgreen: go for it Jezter :D

[Jezter]

But but but...when you tick some of them...and then go down to the bottom there where there is the dropdown menu...it does say "delete", doesn't it?

[JDGirl]

A little nap works too! I hope you had some good dreams. And that bitch of a fairy better appear soon... cuz you need energy for...

...this! Cuz this woman speaks the truth! Not that I roll my bean..cuz I aint got one even tho mine is the size of a lima bean anyway.
[Proud Member of Team Hung Like a Fieldmouse est. 2008]

Follow above instructions and you are guaranteed to feel refreshed.

Best i go get some coffee from the shop, energy or not........its gonna make me feel better ;)

[MrsM]

i tried that but it didnt give me the option to delete just selected ones :( oh well :( just means now i have 100 slots in my box to be filled again hehe

I'll work on filling your slots tonight ;)

[JDGirl]

But but but...when you tick some of them...and then go down to the bottom there where there is the dropdown menu...it does say "delete", doesn't it?

didnt see a drop down menu....just a delete box.....:huh:

[JDGirl]

I'll work on filling your slots tonight ;)

thanks MrsM, need toys......:)

[Jezter]

:mrgreen: go for it Jezter :D
http://nessunnome.com/images/9491242668544.jpg (http://nessunnome.com/view.php?filename=9491242668544.jpg)

didnt see a drop down menu....just a delete box.....:huh:
Don't delete your box... you have use for it still. :mrgreen:
Hmmh... I do have a dropdown menu... hold on a moment.

[Jezter]

You don't have that there that I circled?

http://i53.tinypic.com/opuwjt.png

[JDGirl]

You don't have that there that I circled?

http://i53.tinypic.com/opuwjt.png

nope :( cant double check coz i havnt got any messages now :(

[Jezter]

I sent you a test message so you can check.

[RBP]

back for a bit :)

[Jezter]

:hi: RBP.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pretty big fire not far from here....it's moving in this direction because I can see the flames out my office window now :wha:

[JDGirl]

I sent you a test message so you can check.

checked and replied :(

[JDGirl]

hi RBP :)

[RBP]

Pretty big fire not far from here....it's moving in this direction because I can see the flames out my office window now :wha:

:shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:

Yeah, it's up to 700 acres now

[KevinD]

" they call me the fireman...that's my name..."

[Jezter]

Pretty big fire not far from here....it's moving in this direction because I can see the flames out my office window now :wha:

I think that is the time when you need to get the fuck out of there, man.

[RBP]

Hi Jez, Hi sicko :razz:

[RBP]

Yeah, it's up to 700 acres now

$20 says you can't get a picture of you roasting a marshmallow in the wild fire. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

" they call me the fireman...that's my name..."

:slap:


I think that is the time when you need to get the fuck out of there, man.

It's still a decent distance from where I am right now


$20 says you can't get a picture of you roasting a marshmallow in the wild fire. :lol:

The roads are all closed heading up through that canyon you numpty :slap:

[JDGirl]

id be out of there straight away!!!

[RBP]

The roads are all closed heading up through that canyon you numpty :slap:

You owe me $20 then. :cheerlead:

winna winna chicken dinna!

[Jezter]

If RBP got a penny everytime he gets called a numpty and gets a slap...he'd be a rich bitch! :lol:
Just sayin'... :D

[JDGirl]

Hi Jez, Hi sicko :razz:

hahahaha charming! ;)

[RBP]

hahahaha charming! ;)

I'd still make out with you. :hug:

[JDGirl]

I'd still make out with you. :hug:

lol lets go....im off for a wake up shower......

[RBP]

lol lets go....im off for a wake up shower......

:woot: I'll wash your hair, that'll feel good.

[minz]

Evening :wave: