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[Goofy]

Nope - he gets the secretary to speak to everyone on his behalf :roll:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nope - he gets the secretary to speak to everyone on his behalf :roll:

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:

He's a tit, i've honestly no idea how he got this far in business............ well, actually i do, he has really good employees :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He's a tit, i've honestly no idea how he got this far in business............ well, actually i do, he has really good employees :)

:suspect:

[Goofy]

:suspect:

:slap:

I am actually a very good worker believe it or not :lol: I can run the business single-handedly for weeks at a time, and our secretary's one in a million :ok:

Anyhow - time for me to have a haircut/shower/shave then go for a walk to the shop........ the sun's out today at least :) Later mate!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later mate :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

I barely know what day it is anymore :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I barely know what day it is anymore :|

:friday:


One of the benefits of still going to work is that I know what day it is for sure :lol:

But you know what? I appreciate the fact more that I get to go to work during all this. The wife and kid have been stuck at home for like 6 weeks now.

[Goofy]

:friday:


One of the benefits of still going to work is that I know what day it is for sure :lol:

But you know what? I appreciate the fact more that I get to go to work during all this. The wife and kid have been stuck at home for like 6 weeks now.
I quite enjoy being at home by myself, but even i'm getting bored now :lol: New guitar pedal arrived today though so that'll keep me occupied for a while at least!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, I would be climbing the walls by now if I was at home for more than a week or too. Especially when there's really no place to go.

[Pony]

:friday:




Again?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

:tumble:

[Goofy]

I'm a painter-man today, giving the stairwell a fresh coating of white :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Never heard of that kinda car :-k

[Goofy]

Never heard of that kinda car :-k
:slap:

:nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

What? :-s
You know what :snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If I knew "what", I'd be rich [-(

[Griffin]

I thought he was on second...:-s

[Goofy]

If I knew "what", I'd be rich [-(
We all know you're a millionaire :hand:

I thought he was on second...:-s
:-k

[Griffin]

:-k


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

My back's killing me today, must be from stretching into the corners when i was painting yesterday :lol:

https://i.imgur.com/1SFH8dU.jpg

Probably be worse tomorrow, i'm painting the steps tonight from bottom to top! Did it a few years back and it was a bastard :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're the only one I know that can get hurt from NOT working :facepalm:

[Goofy]

You're the only one I know that can get hurt from NOT working :facepalm:

It was harder work than i ever do at work, i actually broke sweat :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

Work smart, not hard :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Work smart, not hard :nono:

You can do both :hand:

[Goofy]

You can do both :hand:
If you're working hard then you aint smart :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If you're working hard then you aint smart :hand:

Brushing liked to tutu dark's direction. :nono:

[Goofy]

Brushing liked to tutu dark's direction. :nono:
:-s English motherfucker, do you speak it?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s English motherfucker, do you speak it?

If you immediately know the candle light is fire, then the meal was cooked long ago. :hand:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The sun is warm, the wind is wild, the grass is green along the shore, here no bull can hide.

[Goofy]

There once was a man called Lance, who went to his work without pants....... his boss got real mad, coz he thought it was bad, his penis was doing a dance








:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Though the river tells no lies the dishonest man standing on the shore, still hears them.

[Goofy]

D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmmmm :-k

[Goofy]

D'you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Goofy]

D'you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits? :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe

[Goofy]

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are you a frumious Bandersnatch? :-s

[Goofy]

Are you a frumious Bandersnatch? :-s

Nope, i'm a sane human being....... unlike some :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nope, i'm a numpty....... unlike some :)

That's true :-k

[Goofy]

That's true :-k

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Even with all this time off work, still the violence :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday :)

[Goofy]

I feel like crap today :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I feel like crap today :wha:

:suspect:

[Goofy]

:suspect:

:puke:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You got the Kung Flu? :suspect:

[Goofy]

You got the Kung Flu? :suspect:

Don't think so, just an upset stomach i think......... :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hungover :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Hungover :facepalm:

Haven't had a drink in weeks!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Haven't had a drink in weeks!

:serious:

[Goofy]

Totally serious, never been much of an 'at home' drinker, just like a few sociable beers at the pub :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Totally serious, never been much of an 'at home' drinker, just like a few sociable beers at the pub :)

:-k

[Goofy]

:-k

What? :-k I genuinely don't drink much at home - i have a few bottles of whisky that i'll occasionally have a glass of but that's it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I believe you :)

[Griffin]

Spent the day pulling poison ivy vines out of trees in the lot between my house and my daughters. Some of them were as big as my wrist at the base of the trees.
Now I have a mound of vines about 15 foot in diameter and 6 foot tall. I'll wait until they are completely dried out before I burn them.

[Pony]

Spent the day pulling poison ivy vines out of trees in the lot between my house and my daughters. Some of them were as big as my wrist at the base of the trees.
Now I have a mound of vines about 15 foot in diameter and 6 foot tall. I'll wait until they are completely dried out before I burn them.

I started to itch just reading that.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't see much poison ivy around here.

[Goofy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfRITVdz4k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:faint:

[Goofy]

:faint:

:shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:eek:

[Goofy]

Hmmm :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k mmmH

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

:slap:

[Goofy]

Well i never [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well i never [-(

Work?

Do anything productive?

Are right?

:-k

[Goofy]

Work?

Do anything productive?

Are right?

:-k

Pretty accurate :-k









wait.....








:x i'm sometimes right [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pretty accurate :-k









wait.....








:x i'm sometimes right [-(

Sure you are :empathy:

[Goofy]

:sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sad2:

It's okay, we still like you :)

[Goofy]

Yay! :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mostly.

[Goofy]

:(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's better than nothing :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:beatdown:

No christmas card for you this year [-(

How's Thor mate?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's not even close to Christmas :hand:


Won't know until we take him back to the vet this afternoon unfortunately.

[Goofy]

It's not even close to Christmas :hand:


Won't know until we take him back to the vet this afternoon unfortunately.

Yeah, just read your update in the other thread....... hate waiting :| Is that the first time it's happened? I remember you saying he hadn't been well previously, just hope he's ok :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, just read your update in the other thread....... hate waiting :| Is that the first time it's happened? I remember you saying he hadn't been well previously, just hope he's ok :wha:

Yeah, but I think the two things are unrelated. The last time he wasn't doing well, it was more like he pulled a muscle or something and would hurt when he moved after laying around too long. That cleared up. This is completely different. And this is the second time it's happened now in the last couple of weeks. The first time I guess was in the early morning between the time I left for work and before the wife and kid got up. They found him laying on the floor and they had a hard time getting him up. But no one saw it happen.

[Goofy]

Fingers crossed it's something that's cureable or easily managed with medication! Let me know how it goes later today - and tell him i said he's a good boy! :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Fingers crossed it's something that's cureable or easily managed with medication! Let me know how it goes later today - and tell him i said he's a good boy! :D

Will do mate, thanks.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:fumble:

:-k

[Goofy]

Thor been ok over the weekend mate?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fumble:

:-k

:slap:


Thor been ok over the weekend mate?

Yeah, no new seizures or anything. Still waiting on the results from the blood tests though.

[Goofy]

Must be a really tough job being a vet tbf, shame pets can't talk :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, it sucks that you just can't ask them what hurts, what's wrong, etc. It's a hard job.

[Goofy]

Yeah, it sucks that you just can't ask them what hurts, what's wrong, etc. It's a hard job.
Yeah, we went through a lot of that with Tony, trying to find the right combo of meds to help him....... just trial and error really :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, we went through a lot of that with Tony, trying to find the right combo of meds to help him....... just trial and error really :|

Yup, exactly. We're just hoping for the best. The only goodthing was that the vet didn't seem overly concerned about it. So we'll see what the blood tests say I guess.

[Goofy]

:fart:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Any news on Thor mate?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nope, still waiting on the lab for the results unfortunately.

[Goofy]

I take it he's been ok since the seizure?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, nothing since. We're hoping they were isolated incidents, but there's no way to be sure. We just need to keep an eye on him.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How's things with you? Any news on when things will open up and you can go back to work? How are your parents?

[Goofy]

Yeah, i'm fine mate - mum and dad are doing well too :tup: Our biggest customers (big sales garages) are all still closed as Scotland is still under lockdown so there's not much work out there atm. The Scottish government are apparently revealing on thursday their plans to 're-open' the country so we'll see what happens :) Think i'm more of an expert in house painting now though :lol:

The wife and kid doing well? How's the rest of the dog fleet? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wife's good, she's been working from home, so we never lost her pay thankfully. Kid is getting finished with school this week. Although I think she's getting cabin fever because she's been stuck at home for quite awhile now. And they still aren't sure if schools will be completely open in the fall or not, which is pretty dumb I think since kids are the ones that the virus affects the least. But we'll see when it gets closer to the fall.

Other dogs are good, Pepper though is starting to have problems with her back hips, slowly losing strength in them. But otherwise she seems fine.

[Goofy]

What age is Pepper now? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

She turned 7 in January. Getting old for a big dog.

[Goofy]

Got a few years in her yet :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We hope so for sure!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

I've been playing with cement........ think i prefer working on cars tbh :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've been playing with cement........ think i prefer working on cars tbh :-k

https://i.imgur.com/o292EpL.jpg

:-k

[Griffin]

I've been playing with cement........ think i prefer working on cars tbh :-k

This guy makes some pretty cool stuff and shows good tips. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB96OOH2uyCGGemklQFFTkw

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/o292EpL.jpg

:-k
:slap:

This guy makes some pretty cool stuff and shows good tips. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB96OOH2uyCGGemklQFFTkw
Was just helping my dad with a little project, he seems to know what he's doing....... kinda :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

You said cement and cars :x

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:morning:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

I slipped :hand:

[Goofy]

I slipped :hand:

Me too....... :machinegun:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

What? :-s It was an accident :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're an accident! :x

[Goofy]

You're an accident! :x
Accident this!! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Someone has anger issues :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Someone has anger issues :shakehead:

Who? :-k :confused:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Who? :-k :confused:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:beatdown:

Found the answer :facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Found the answer :facepalm:

Did you look in the mirror? :-s

[Goofy]

Did you look in the mirror? :-s
Yup! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup! :beatdown:

Once a numpty, always a numpty :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Once a numpty, always a numpty :facepalm:
You sure are :empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You sure are :empathy:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Nuh-uh [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh-uh [-(

:-k












































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:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

What? :-s
You're a loony :nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're a loony :nuts:

https://i.imgur.com/rG6it3V.png

:-k

[lost in melb.]

Well I'm off to bed.

Hope it's a better day today. Truly saddened by events in the US at the moment :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:08 AM.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

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[lost in melb.]

Well I think that cough mixture is going from high as a kite to drowsy. Good night

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:waves: Out on a long walk today!

https://i.imgur.com/j7m30EN.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:waves: Out on a long walk today!

https://i.imgur.com/j7m30EN.jpg

You can walk on water? :-s

[Goofy]

I am the resurrection and i am the light! :) Used to play/swim down here when we were kids, never fully appreciated how beautiful it is along the riverside tbh

[Griffin]

kayak anyone?

[Goofy]

kayak anyone?
I'm too old for that kind of thing....... plus i might get wet!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Griffin]

:hand: I'm 59 and still enjoy floating down the river on a nice day.

[Griffin]

...of course the cooler full of beer helps.

[Goofy]

...of course the cooler full of beer helps.
You've convinced me - where do i sign up? 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You've convinced me - where do i sign up? 8-[

Drunks :roll:

[Griffin]

When I went shopping for my kayak, I took a tape measure with me to make sure the cavity behind the seat would hold my 22 quart cooler. https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0090/5910/6873/t/10/assets/cffc4235a85c--22-white-marble-open-967a0a.jpg?v=1583769997

[Teh One Who Knocks]

When I went shopping for my kayak, I took a tape measure with me to make sure the cavity behind the seat would hold my 22 quart cooler. https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0090/5910/6873/t/10/assets/cffc4235a85c--22-white-marble-open-967a0a.jpg?v=1583769997

Pffffft....it's not a Yeti :hand:

[Griffin]

better than a yeti, saved $200.00 :mrgreen:

When camping at Ouray a couple years ago, it survived a bear attack. The lid got a few tooth punctures on the outside but my beer came through unscathed.:thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

better than a yeti, saved $200.00 :mrgreen:

When camping at Ouray a couple years ago, it survived a bear attack. The lid got a few tooth punctures on the outside but my beer came through unscathed.:thumbsup:

I was just kidding, I can't believe how much money people waste on a Yeti. I have a good sized Igloo cooler at home that keeps things cold for days. And I got it for free. A Yeti cooler the same size would be $400 or $500, it's ridiculous.

[Griffin]

I thought I had a pic of the lid, found it. http://www.tehfalloutshelter.com/showthread.php?97758-Time-for-my-annual-cross-country-trek&p=859612&viewfull=1#post859612

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:faint:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey mate, check Lost's post in the Feedback/Maintenance section....

[Goofy]

I take it it was set to "Question & Answer Verification" before you disabled it? :-k I wonder how long that's been broken then :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It was actually set to reCAPTCHA, but no CAPTCHA thing came up when I tried to register. Yeah, that sucks that it's been broken for who knows how long.

[Goofy]

Just leave it off for the time being........ might give the mods something to do :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just leave it off for the time being........ might give the mods something to do :lol:

Exactly my thoughts :lol: Unless we have this sudden onrush of spammers joining up, we can deal without some kind of human verification.

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:faint:

[Goofy]

I've been eating lentil soup........ :fart:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

On purpose? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:waves:

Big boy Thor still doing fine mate, no more seizures?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hi:

So far so good...we're on week three now and no seizures. Friday will be 3 full weeks since his last one.

[Goofy]

:hi:

So far so good...we're on week three now and no seizures. Friday will be 3 full weeks since his last one.

:woot: Looks like the medication is doing it's job then :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: Looks like the medication is doing it's job then :ok:

So far so good *knocks on wood*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:fart:

[Goofy]

Royal Ascot horseracing started yesterday, bit strange with no crowds tbh........ out of 6 races i had 3 winnners, an ew place and two useless bastards that lost by a head! Nearly went through the card! :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cheater :hand:

[Goofy]

Got the winner in the opener today too :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gambling is for degenerates :hand:

[Goofy]

That's a nasty think to say about Ellen [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's a nasty think to say about Ellen [-(

:-s


:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Typical :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Typical :shakehead:

:x

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You made me do it [-(

[Goofy]

I made nothing [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Like always :facepalm:

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The truth hurts :hand:

[Goofy]

:fart:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:faint:

[Goofy]

I think i should be a professional gambler - 500% profit so far this week betting on Royal Ascot :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think i should be a professional gambler - 500% profit so far this week betting on Royal Ascot :)

Can I have some money? :-s

[Goofy]

Can I have some money? :-s

Did you give me half the stake money? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe :-k

[Goofy]

Maybe :-k

:hand: No risk, no reward [-(

I've not been betting much tbh, put £10 in my account tuesday morning and just been doing £2 bets most races....... had £10 on an even-money shot yesterday in the big race but other than that i'm just having a bit of fun with small stakes :)

One of the handlers got kicked earlier, dislocated knee! Bet that didn't hurt much :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Go big or go home :hand:

[Goofy]

Go big or go home :hand:

I was at home :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Get a job hippie :x

[Goofy]

I might have a new one actually :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? Really? Doing what?

Is your boss closing down the shop for good?

[Goofy]

What? Really? Doing what?

Is your boss closing down the shop for good?

Mate that used to work with me called to see if i'd be interested going to the place he works, better money, more holidays, better pension etc so i'm going for a chat/meeting tomorrow :) I still haven't heard from my boss so might as well keep my options open!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mate that used to work with me called to see if i'd be interested going to the place he works, better money, more holidays, better pension etc so i'm going for a chat/meeting tomorrow :) I still haven't heard from my boss so might as well keep my options open!

Is it far?

[Goofy]

Is it far?

Nah, just the other side of Perth, about a mile further than the current place. My mate's a neighbour so i could get a lift to work with him too :) I'm not 100% sure - it is different work to what i've been doing (working on big trucks/lorries/heavy machinery etc) but it might be time for a change. Will get a better idea tomorrow, see what's what :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nah, just the other side of Perth, about a mile further than the current place. My mate's a neighbour so i could get a lift to work with him too :) I'm not 100% sure - it is different work to what i've been doing (working on big trucks/lorries/heavy machinery etc) but it might be time for a change. Will get a better idea tomorrow, see what's what :)

Well that's not bad at all then. And sometimes a change can be a good thing :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

Well that's not bad at all then. And sometimes a change can be a good thing :thumbsup:

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can't believe your old boss hasn't reached out to stay in touch and let everyone know what's going on? :wha:

[Goofy]

He has a habit of being a dick, one of the main reasons i'm open to a change of scenery after all this time.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well get to work then now! :x

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

:monday:

[Goofy]

:monday:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :x

[Goofy]

It was just muscle memory kicking in :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It was just muscle memory kicking in :shrug:

Back to work for 1 day and already with the violence :facepalm: