Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs: There it is with the violence, right on cue.

[Goofy]

:ffs: There it is with the violence, right on cue.
Cue this!! :nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cue this!! :nutkick:

:shakehead:

You're a lost cause.

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

You're a lost cause.
Ill lost cause you!!! :maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ill lost cause you!!! :maniac:

You REALLY need help....soon. :nuts:

[Goofy]

You REALLY need help....soon. :nuts:
Nuh-uh :snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh-uh :snapout:

:minionhuh:

[Goofy]

:minionhuh:
:slap:


:watching:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:


:watching:

:blind:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[lost in melb.]

:shock:






:outtahere:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:.

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Starting to get a little nervous, kidney stone procedure is tomorrow.

[Goofy]

Starting to get a little nervous, kidney stone procedure is tomorrow.
Ah, it'll go fine mate, be over before you know it :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ah, it'll go fine mate, be over before you know it :tup:

I know, but it's just the anticipation. Plus I'm not a huge fan of needles and I know I'll need an IV for the anesthesia.

[Goofy]

I know, but it's just the anticipation. Plus I'm not a huge fan of needles and I know I'll need an IV for the anesthesia.
Maybe they'll just use a hammer :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe they'll just use a hammer :-k

:beatdown:


Plus I can't eat anything from a few hours ago until after the procedure now. :|

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Off to the hospital in just over an hour :|

[Goofy]

Off to the hospital in just over an hour :|
:rip:
















Joking mate :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rip:
















Joking mate :lol::beatdown:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm sore :|

[Goofy]

Damn, he survived :sad2:














:theyareontome:

[Goofy]

All go according to plan then mate?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn, he survived :sad2:














:theyareontome:

:beatdown:


All go according to plan then mate?

As far as I know. They are pretty sure they got the stone pretty much broken up into small pieces. I do feel like Mike Tyson spent an hour punching me in the kidney though.

[Goofy]

:beatdown:



As far as I know. They are pretty sure they got the stone pretty much broken up into small pieces. I do feel like Mike Tyson spent an hour punching me in the kidney though.
My workmate said to tell you "the fun part is pissing out the small pieces" :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My workmate said to tell you "the fun part is pissing out the small pieces" :lol:

I guess it will all depend on how small the pieces are after they broke up the large stone.

[Goofy]

I guess it will all depend on how small the pieces are after they broke up the large stone.
The smaller the better! At least you didn't get the grabber thing shoved up your willy - that's what my workmate got :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The smaller the better! At least you didn't get the grabber thing shoved up your willy - that's what my workmate got :lol:

Yeah, I didn't want that at all. Luckily my stone was high enough up in my kidney that they could use the ultrasound procedure on me.

[Goofy]

Yeah, I didn't want that at all. Luckily my stone was high enough up in my kidney that they could use the ultrasound procedure on me.
At least there was one positive to take from the experience then :lol: Hopefully you'll be right as rain soon enough mate :ok: Could always just tell your boss you're in agony and have a couple of days off ;) Its not like you ever take time off anyway!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I thought about not coming in today, but the pain isn't unmanageable right now, so I'll see how the day goes.

I've had my fills of doctors and hospitals for awhile now.

[Goofy]

Thursday :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:
:wrong:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:wrong:

https://i.imgur.com/8LRpLwh.jpg

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/ag7RISP.jpg

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/XQbsrzL.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday! :woot:

[Goofy]

Monday! :woot:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

You need more help than I think exists :shakehead:

[Goofy]

https://imgur.com/a/InaQzwl

Yay :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://imgur.com/a/InaQzwl

Yay :|

That's barely a dusting of snow :rofl:

[Goofy]

That's barely a dusting of snow :rofl:
6 inches or so - wouldnt bother me other than the fact the workshop ends up like a swimming pool when we bring cars in and the snow melts out of every crevice :|


Also - :nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

6 inches or so - wouldnt bother me other than the fact the workshop ends up like a swimming pool when we bring cars in and the snow melts out of every crevice :|


Also - :nutkick:

:wah:

[Goofy]

:wah:
:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll trade you, I'll take the snow because it's dry as fuck here and you can have the wind that has been constantly howling for the last 3 days. It's been like living in a wind tunnel.

[Goofy]

I'll trade you, I'll take the snow because it's dry as fuck here and you can have the wind that has been constantly howling for the last 3 days. It's been like living in a wind tunnel.
Deal! :agreed:

Hows your stomach today mate, pain gone yet?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've been taking ibuprofen to keep the pain down. It's mostly just been sore-ish, but nothing awful. I'm supposed to make a follow up appointment now with the urologist some time next week but I don't really know what for at this point.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

[Goofy]

Blah :|
Yup :| Another 6 inches of snow overnight....... have i moved to Canada or something? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup :| Another 6 inches of snow overnight....... have i moved to Canada or something? :-k

:empathy:

[Goofy]

:sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You do realize it's winter, right? :-k

[Goofy]

You do realize it's winter, right? :-k
What about global warming? :-s Tbh we've hardly had any significant snow here for a decade or so....... was kinda hoping that would continue :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What about global warming? :-s Tbh we've hardly had any significant snow here for a decade or so....... was kinda hoping that would continue :lol:

We need the snow bad, it's been so dry. It was 25° (-4C) on Sunday and the wind was howling and we had two separate grass fires in the city yesterday. One burned 100 acres and one burned almost 500 acres.

[Goofy]

We need the snow bad, it's been so dry. It was 25° (-4C) on Sunday and the wind was howling and we had two separate grass fires in the city yesterday. One burned 100 acres and one burned almost 500 acres.
More fires? Jeez, you guys had enough last year :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

More fires? Jeez, you guys had enough last year :wha:

And at least one of them was human caused. FFS it's so fucking dry here and people are just so careless. They were saying on the news last night that if we don't get some serious snow to end the winter with, the fire season is going to be even worse this year. :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

Left my phone at home this morning :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Left my phone at home this morning :|

:slap:

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

:-k















:slap:

[Goofy]

:-k















:slap:
:x









:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always violence with you :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Always violence with you :facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:slap:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

-16C on the car temperature gauge this morning, i genuinely don't remember ever seeing it as cold as that here :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

-16C on the car temperature gauge this morning, i genuinely don't remember ever seeing it as cold as that here :-k

Move to the Sahara then :hand:

[Goofy]

Move to the Sahara then :hand:
I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere :(

Then go live in a volcano ffs [-(

[Goofy]

Then go live in a volcano ffs [-(
Too hot [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Too hot [-(

Numpty :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Numpty :facepalm:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And there it is...that train is never late :shakehead:

[Goofy]

And there it is...that train is never late :shakehead:
Choo choo motherfucker!!!!! :maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How have you not been committed yet? :shakehead:

[Goofy]

How have you not been committed yet? :shakehead:
No idea tbh :-k













:machinegun:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Probably because you're beyond help :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Probably because you're beyond help :rolleyes:
:yup:









:acid:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Someday all this violence will come back and get you [-(

[Goofy]

Someday all this violence will come back and get you [-(
:rofl:


















:fire:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:friday:

:cheers:

:woohoo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Finally you've learned how to read a calendar :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Finally you've learned how to read a calendar :shakehead:
:-s









:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's always Friday this time of the week :nono:

[Goofy]

It's always Friday this time of the week :nono:
Only for people who work part-time :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Only for people who work part-time :nono:

If you worked smarter, maybe you wouldn't need to work 50 hours to get 30 hours worth of work done :dunno:

[Goofy]

If you worked smarter, maybe you wouldn't need to work 50 hours to get 30 hours worth of work done :dunno:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nice way to treat someone that's just trying to help [-(

[Goofy]

Nice way to treat someone that's just trying to help [-(
:liar:

:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

See if I give you any more good advice [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not sure what happened but the internet connection here at work has gone completely to shit. It's been like this for a couple of hours now. Rebooted the modem several times and nada. :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And the ISP website says there's no outages in the area.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday! :cheers:

[Goofy]

Monday! :cheers:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/LnJ8Ij2h.jpg

Here's what Thor thinks of -11° (-24C) weather. Wife texted me this a little while ago.

[Goofy]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

4:30 in the morning and just chilling (literally) out in the snow in the back yard. :lol:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

Exactly, I feel like crap all of a sudden. :|

[Goofy]

Exactly, I feel like crap all of a sudden. :|
I feel crapper [-(











Hows the stomach been anyway mate?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I feel crapper [-(











Hows the stomach been anyway mate?

Stomach? You mean the kidney? :lol:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

Stomach? You mean the kidney? :lol:
I'm not a biologist [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dunce:

[Goofy]

:dunce:
:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

If the dunce cap fits :hand:

[Goofy]

Its too small for me [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Its too small for me [-(

Because your head is too full of air? :-k

[Goofy]

Because your head is too full of air? :-k
Brains, big brains!!!!! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Brains, big brains!!!!! :x

:rofl: :lmao:



:serious:

[Goofy]

:rofl: :lmao:



:serious:
I could have brains [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I could have brains [-(

Sure you could there Champ, sure you could :empathy:

[Goofy]

*sniffs* :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*sniffs* :sad2:

You're still special in your own way :tup:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:| halB

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It was snowing when I went to bed last night, so I expected it to be a crappy drive to work today, but when I went outside, it wasn't too bad, maybe like an inch or two, no big deal. But it kept getting worse the farther west I went. By the time I got to work, there's like 8 inches here and some of the roads aren't even plowed yet FFS. Good thing I got new tires last weekend. It was tough sledding this morning.

[Goofy]

It was snowing when I went to bed last night, so I expected it to be a crappy drive to work today, but when I went outside, it wasn't too bad, maybe like an inch or two, no big deal. But it kept getting worse the farther west I went. By the time I got to work, there's like 8 inches here and some of the roads aren't even plowed yet FFS. Good thing I got new tires last weekend. It was tough sledding this morning.
:wah:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm not complaining, just recounting my drive into work :dunno:

[Goofy]

:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:stfu:

You're the one that was complaining about getting a microscopic amount of snow last week :nono:

[Goofy]

You're the one that was complaining about getting a microscopic amount of snow last week :nono:
We had like 10 foot of snow [-(























8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We had like 10 foot of snow [-(























8-[

Were you measuring that in mosquito feet or something? :confused:

[Goofy]

Were you measuring that in mosquito feet or something? :confused:Nuh-uh, it was big feet [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh-uh, it was big feet [-(

You probably haven't had 10 total feet of snow in your whole lifetime :hand:

[Goofy]

Have too! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:liar:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:
I wish :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wish :|

:snapout:






:friday:

[Goofy]

:snapout:






:friday:
:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

https://i.imgur.com/vQtidbM.jpg

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/eEbrrzL.jpg

[Pony]

You sure?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You sure?

No, I'm Lance :-s

[Pony]

No, I'm Lance :-s

I'm not sure....

[Goofy]

:suicide:

Forgot to set my alarm last night, thankfully i woke up only half an hour later than normal. Was still a mad dash but made it to work on time........ still feel half asleep though :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fail:

[Goofy]

:fail:
I still made it to work on time [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I still made it to work on time [-(

And? :-s

[Goofy]

And? :-s
And....... shut up [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And....... shut up [-(

:facepalm:

What are you? 12? :shakehead:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

What are you? 12? :shakehead:
I wish :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wish :sad2:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cable company has been here working on the internet and telephone for almost 2 hours now. Finally everything came back on.

[Goofy]

Cable company has been here working on the internet and telephone for almost 2 hours now. Finally everything came back on.
:haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's fixed now :dunno:

[Goofy]

It's fixed now :dunno:
I was haha-ing the 2 hours [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I was haha-ing the 2 hours [-(

I don't live in the past :hand:

[Goofy]

I don't live in the past :hand:
Pretty sure you do, you're always claiming it's morning when it's actually well into the afternoon :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pretty sure you do, you're always claiming it's morning when it's actually well into the afternoon :hand:

You guys are the ones that can't tell time :nono:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

You don't even know how to ready a calendar FFS :hand:

[Goofy]

You don't even know how to ready a calendar FFS :hand:
My calendar was born ready :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My calendar was born ready :hand:

That doesn't even make any sense :-s

[Goofy]

That doesn't even make any sense :-s
Make sense of this then - :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Make sense of this then - :beatdown:

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hate customers :meh:

[Goofy]

I hate customers :meh:
Ditto

Tbh i think i just hate "people" in general :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ditto

Tbh i think i just hate "people" in general :-k

:agreed:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

:snapout:


:humpday:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

Cheer up, it's getting closer to Monday again :tup:

[Goofy]

Cheer up, it's getting closer to Monday again :tup:
Hmmm :-k






























:-k
























:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:


You need help, soon :shakehead:

[Goofy]

:ffs:


You need help, soon :shakehead:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is it just me of does this seem like a long week already? I woke up thinking it feels like it should be Thursday, but it's only Wednesday. :-k

[Goofy]

Every week feels like a long week these days, especially if ive worked on the saturday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Luckily we haven't been busy enough to be working weekends. I miss the money a bit, but I don't miss working on Saturday.

[Goofy]

I miss the money a bit, but I don't miss working on Saturday.

Yeah, the extra money's always nice, but it just makes the weekend vanish in a flash :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, the extra money's always nice, but it just makes the weekend vanish in a flash :|

Oh I know, even getting it out of the way early on a Saturday morning it still makes the whole weekend fell like it's already gone.

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah.

[Goofy]

Blah.
Yup

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Weather called for 2 to 4 inches overnight, woke up this morning and there was probably closer to 14 inches. :shock:

I wish I could be like the weather people...you know, get your job wrong more than 50% of the time but still get paid anyway. :lol:

[Goofy]

Hopefully friday :pray:

[Goofy]

I wish I could be like the weather people...you know, get your job wrong more than 50% of the time but still get paid anyway. :lol:

I thought that was what you did anyway :-k















:theyareontome:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:
Not yet :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not yet :nono:

It's Friday all day you numpty :shakehead:

[Goofy]

It's Friday all day you numpty :shakehead:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: Monday! :woot:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

:tumble:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

You okay mate?

[Goofy]

You okay mate?
Yeah fine mate - just same shit, different day :) Hows you?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah fine mate - just same shit, different day :) Hows you?

Was just worried, haven't seen much of you this week. I'm okay, just tired. Kinda sick of work right now, but I'm sure that will pass like it always does.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, I need a vacation. Unfortunately I have no money to waste and no place to go anyway.

[Goofy]

Yeah, I need a vacation. Unfortunately I have no money to waste and no place to go anyway.
I might know someone that's off work next week........ 8-[















:theyareontome:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I might know someone that's off work next week........ 8-[















:theyareontome:

Soooo....the same as every week then? :-k

[Goofy]

Soooo....the same as every week then? :-k
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

The truth hurts :hand:

[Pony]

I might know someone that's off work next week........ 8-[















:theyareontome:

I know someone who might be going back to work next week. Been off since Nov 12th.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I know someone who might be going back to work next week. Been off since Nov 12th.

Slacker [-(

[Goofy]

I know someone who might be going back to work next week. Been off since Nov 12th.
:shakehead:

[Goofy]

The truth hurts :hand:
So do my size 12's! :nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So do my size 12's! :nutkick:

:shakehead:

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey mate, did you see Dechambeau go OVER the water this past weekend? Everyone else has to go around it, he went over it. Twice! :shock:

http://www.tehfalloutshelter.com/showthread.php?4164-PGA-LPGA-Senior-Euro-Tour&p=1008345&viewfull=1#post1008345

[Goofy]

Hey mate, did you see Dechambeau go OVER the water this past weekend? Everyone else has to go around it, he went over it. Twice! :shock:

http://www.tehfalloutshelter.com/showthread.php?4164-PGA-LPGA-Senior-Euro-Tour&p=1008345&viewfull=1#post1008345
Yeah, it's nuts! I dunno how to take it tbh....... on one hand it's hugely impressive to see how he's devoted himself to bulking up and gaining that huge power...... on the other hand, it kinda makes a mockery of the game at times :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, it's nuts! I dunno how to take it tbh....... on one hand it's hugely impressive to see how he's devoted himself to bulking up and gaining that huge power...... on the other hand, it kinda makes a mockery of the game at times :-k

A 370 yard drive in the air is already ridiculous :lol: It's a big risk/reward kinda play, I mean I guess he could have just as easily put it in the water.

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

When I left for work, it was just raining at my house, the closer I got to work, the more it changed over to snow. Got here and now it's snowing like a motherfucker. I didn't dress for a snowstorm. :meh:

[Goofy]

:giggle:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:giggle:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There's a potentially huge storm moving in for the weekend. They're saying we could get anywhere from 1 to 4 feet of snow with some places getting between 3 and 6 feet.

[Goofy]

:haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:haha:

:beatdown:

[Pony]

It's official. Lake Erie has thawed enough that the first ferry boats start running Friday. Don't know yet if I will work the weekend or wait until Monday to start back.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's official. Lake Erie has thawed enough that the first ferry boats start running Friday. Don't know yet if I will work the weekend or wait until Monday to start back.

Until this storm heading for Colorado comes your way afterwards.

[Pony]

Until this storm heading for Colorado comes your way afterwards.

Great, I'll get stuck at work for two weeks. :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Great, I'll get stuck at work for two weeks. :shock:

Calling for up to 8 feet of snow here in the mountains.

[Pony]

1.2 inches on Monday.

:shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They aren't completely sure on totals for the metro area yet, they're saying we could get anywhere from 1 to 4 feet.

[Pony]

Put your chains on!

[FBD]

They aren't completely sure on totals for the metro area yet, they're saying we could get anywhere from 1 to 4 feet.

holy fug :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn: