Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Afternoon.

Hiya Jez :hi:


You obviously need to stop editing posts :nono:

Don't blame me because you can't see [-(


Work time, later peeps :bye:

Later mate :bye:

[Jezter]

Jussi :bananahi:


Enjoy, mate!

Hiya Jez :hi:


How's you?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How's you?

Typical Monday so far :lol:

Snow on the ground this morning too :|


How's your day been so far Jez?

[Jezter]

Typical Monday so far :lol:

Snow on the ground this morning too :|


How's your day been so far Jez?
The same as for you I think. Typical Monday. I broke my necklace in the morning when I was putting on my shirt. Luckily it broke from the lock part, so it is easily fixed. Gonna take it to the local jewelery store and get it fixed. Should not cost more than a new lock.

[Muddy]

Guten tag!

[Jezter]

Guten Tag, MG! Wie geht's?

[Muddy]

Oui Oui merci beucomp taco la salsa..!

[Jezter]

Oui Oui merci beucomp taco la salsa..!

Joo joo, juuri niin...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just on the phone with my boss for like a half hour :roll:

[Jezter]

And it was not a good one judging from the eyerolling... Monday keeps getting better? :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It wasn't bad but I dunno why he needed to call....he discussed nothing important :wha:

[Arkady Renko]

Hola! Le yawn...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Arky :hi:

[MrsM]

:yawn: morning all

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Morning MrsM :wavey:

[Jezter]

It wasn't bad but I dunno why he needed to call....he discussed nothing important :wha:
And it is pretty early too, so a weird time to call just for shit and giggles.

Hola! Le yawn...
Tired? Been celebrating too hard Team Germany's unbelievable success in hockey this far?

[Jezter]

:yawn: morning all

Moaning!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And it is pretty early too, so a weird time to call just for shit and giggles.

He does stuff like this all the time, but usually the calls aren't nearly that long

[RBP]

:morning:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

RBP :wavey:

[Arkady Renko]

Arky :hi:

Morning, Lance! How's tricks?


:yawn: morning all

*tips fur hat*


Tired? Been celebrating too hard Team Germany's unbelievable success in hockey this far?

Nah, I only hard about that on the radio in the morning. I somehow slept like crap for no apparent reason. Even though I keep pouring espresso into me, it doesn' get better.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Morning, Lance! How's tricks?

Could be worse considering it's Monday :lol:

How's the day been treating you other than feeling crappy?

[KevinD]

Howdy all. Just passing through. What a day. Laptop harddrive took a shit. Local PC store was able to save most of my documents/pics. Now I'm on the work laptop until homefully tomorrow night can get my laptop back with new hard drive and <cough> W7

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey Kev :wavey:

Well that sucks about your laptop....at least they were able to save most of the stuff on it

[KevinD]

Yeah, could have been worse. On good news, a bunch of parts I've been waiting on cleared custos today, so hopefully tomorrow I can start actually getting some work done, hahaha
Off to the showers then caht with wife, then bedtime. Later peeps!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Night Kev! :bye:

[MrsM]

Stupid busy Mondays

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Stupid busy Mondays

:empathy:

I'll be plenty busy later too :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man, I have zero ambition today :|

[MrsM]

me too - but have crap load of work :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't have quite that much, but I have enough that I should be doing right now. I just can't be bothered with it....blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sleepy:

[Godfather]

Just voted :thumbsup:

The polls have all been... for lack of a better word... fucked. This should be a very interesting evening.

I'm hoping the NDP and Libs split the vote and conservatives get a majority. This string of elections the past decade is nonsense. It's unfordable and unnecessary.

[Hal-9000]

soooo did you vote Layton?




:lol: :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do they have the same laws in Canadaland where they can't project winners until the polls close?

[Hal-9000]

They will show percentages and say - Liberals are at 20%, conservatives are at 40% and various parties comprise the balance...then they will say that there's still time to vote or ballots are still being tallied.


so yes, they never project or predict a clear winner

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They don't here either until the polls close in a certain state. Then the networks go ahead and predict who they think will win the vote in that state. The networks were getting heat for predicting the results too early in the day and it was said it was keeping people from going out and voting. Not sure if they passed a law or if the networks just all got together and decided to not predict the winner until the polls were closed on a state by state basis.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Time to get ready to head on out :bye:

[Hal-9000]

Time to get ready to head on out :bye:

You suck giant wiener :thumbsup:

[Jezter]

You suck giant wiener :thumbsup:

Aaahh...the brotherly love.

[beowulf]

passing thro.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Jezter]

Do they have the same laws in Canadaland where they can't project winners until the polls close?

Over here, our election shows don't even start until the voting time is over. Then they start getting real time data and the discussion starts. I like that system better cuz it is all real data all the time and no bullshit predictions.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There's one day gone...and it went surprisingly quick for a Monday :-k


:wavey:

[minz]

Home at last, had a fab bank holiday, great day out, great result :mrgreen:

[RBP]

great result? hmmmm... did someone get some action?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Home at last, had a fab bank holiday, great day out, great result :mrgreen:

:-k


great result? hmmmm... did someone get some action?

:-k

[Hugh_Janus]

uugh.... work tomorrow and I've got a job on that I really can't be arsed to do :meh:

[minz]

:sealed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Curiouser and curiouser :-k

[minz]

:lol:

[Goofy]

Another Scotsman in the premier!!!! Lamberts army!!!! Lamberts army!!! :dance:

Yep, i is drunk :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

Less of that!

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5499/paullambert006.jpg (http://img827.imageshack.us/i/paullambert006.jpg/)

[minz]

Who's Lambert, is that something to do with football?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Less of that!

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5499/paullambert006.jpg (http://img827.imageshack.us/i/paullambert006.jpg/)

http://i.imgur.com/cmPcL.jpg

[Goofy]

Who's Lambert, is that something to do with football?

I could use the facepalm smiley here but i wont :lol: Paul Lambert is the Scottish manager of Norwich City who have just gained promotion to the premier league tongith, 2 promotions in succesive years :tup:

And i think i will go to bed now since im helluva tired (been marking darts matches tonight, final of the knockout cup was played at our club tonight and they required people to mark the board)

So, nighty night :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Night mate :bye:

[minz]

Sweet dreams Goofy :hug:

[Arkady Renko]

Evening, folks! I'm just passing through on my way to bed. I may have had a little too much of the bruichladdich, but I guess I'm still ok if I can spell it...


Another Scotsman in the premier!!!! Lamberts army!!!! Lamberts army!!! :dance:

Yep, i is drunk :D

as in paul lambert?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good night Arky :bye:

[minz]

Its time I wasnt here, sweet dreams all :hug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nite Minz :hug:

[minz]

Oh and, Happy birthday Antz :hug:

[Godfather]

Guess who is now a firearm owner :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nice :thumbsup:

:machinegun:

[Hal-9000]

They don't here either until the polls close in a certain state. Then the networks go ahead and predict who they think will win the vote in that state. The networks were getting heat for predicting the results too early in the day and it was said it was keeping people from going out and voting. Not sure if they passed a law or if the networks just all got together and decided to not predict the winner until the polls were closed on a state by state basis.

Lloyd Robertson was just on the telly relating us how they take percentages and make a projection....in Canada it's humorous at times.

Conservatives - 67 %
Liberals - 27 %
NDP - 6 %

According to our models we predict that the conservatives will win :)

[Hal-9000]

Guess who is now a firearm owner :thumbsup:

Why???

wtf is wrong with you

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lloyd Robertson was just on the telly relating us how they take percentages and make a projection....in Canada it's humorous at times.

Conservatives - 67 %
Liberals - 27 %
NDP - 6 %

According to our models we predict that the conservatives will win :)

:lol:

Down here, the major networks are all dying to be the first to try and predict a winner in each of the states.

Usually the polls close at 7 PM local time, so as the time moves across the time zones, at the top of the hour the reporter will come on and say: "And just 30 seconds ago the polls closed in Ohio and with .000000000000001% of the vote count in, we're ready to declare a winner"

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:



Lloyd said that they take votes 'then do some background voodoo' (like what..count??? :lol:)
and then come up with a projected winner.

He added that for something like 10 years they've never been wrong :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Actually count the votes? Sounds like it will never work :hand:

[Hal-9000]

We send them to Florida for recounts...we've heard they have lots of experience in the field :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

Hi minz, bye minz :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hi minz, bye minz :lol:

You're a little late :slap:

[Fodster]

Check Check Check

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No checks, cash only :hand:

[Fodster]

Paypal?

how you doing mate?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cash [-(


Not too bad, how about you?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Time for me :bye:

[Fodster]

Cash [-(


Not too bad, how about you?

all good mate, thanks. Actually got tied up in some work then...


Time for me :bye:

:wave:

[Godfather]

Thank the fuggin' lord... looks like a Conservative Majority :D

The Bloc are toast, Liberals get to rebuild... it terrifies me that Layton has to much power as the official opposition so a majority means more now than ever

[beowulf]

yo!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

It's only Tuesday :|

[Goofy]

:yawn: Slightly better than yesterday.........

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Veeeeeery slightly

[Goofy]

That's the spirit :tup:



















:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My spirit is dead :(

[Goofy]

Your spirit is dead, i lack motivation......... we make a fine pair :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have no motivation either! :dance2:


I don't feel like doing any of the crap all piled up on my desk :wha:

[Goofy]

Get some work done hippy! :x ........ oh wait, im thinking of Godfather :oops:

Anyway, time for me to work........ later mate!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:


Later mate :bye:

[RBP]

:morning:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hiya RBP :hi:

What's crackin'?

[RBP]

Hiya Lance. Just waking up. How are you this morning? Headache gone?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not gone, but mild this morning, so it's not too bad :)

[RBP]

That's better anyway! :tup:

I miss my pillow *stares at pillow*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No nap!!! :x

[RBP]

There is some period of time where it's not a nap, it's a continuation of the night's sleep. Like when you get up to use the bathroom at 3 am kinda thing.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is it 3 AM right now? :-s

[MrsM]

Morning folks :yawn: - today would have been a great sleep in day - rain and cold

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Morning MrsM :wavey:


It's beautiful here :cheerlead:

[RBP]

Is it 3 AM right now? :-s

:-s somewhere!

It was a simile.


Morning folks :yawn: - today would have been a great sleep in day - rain and cold

MrsM understands ;)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s somewhere!

It was a simile.

Don't call me simple :x

[MrsM]

Morning MrsM :wavey:


It's beautiful here :cheerlead:

Rain and 6C not nice here - you are lucky.

Very tired this morning

[KevinD]

Woot, good day, got a lot done at work, and got my laptop back. New 500g hd (7200rpm) and an (ahem) activated copy of w7 all for about $80usd. He loaded Avast, Adobe, and Office for me free, and was able to save most of my old files (no bookmarks unfortunately) Now just gotta wait 'till I get home and get a new w7 and try to remember where I stored all my bookmarks on my portable hd.

[RBP]

Be back in a couple hours kids.... :wavey:

[KevinD]

Okay, y'all, I'm out for the night.

[MrsM]

Later RBP - Good night Kevin :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bah, busy this morning :wha:

[MrsM]

Bah, busy this morning :wha:

I know the feeling :(

[Jezter]

What up, smurfs?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey Jez :wavey:

[Goofy]

Hello all :D





















Dinner time, back in a bit :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm hungry :sad2:

[RBP]

I'm back... I got drilled and filled. :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tmi:

[Jezter]

LanZ, GoofZ, RBPZ. :hi:

[MrsM]

What up, smurfs?
Hey Jez :wave:


Hello all :D
Dinner time, back in a bit :lol:

Hi/Bye Goofy


I'm hungry :sad2:

Go and eat silly :nana:


I'm back... I got drilled and filled. :shock:

I hope he bought you flowers or a nice dinner first :daisy:

[RBP]

Goof is eating, Lance is hungry, Jez is... don't think I want to know. :giggle:

[RBP]

I hope he bought you flowers or a nice dinner first :daisy:

Nope, and he made me pay him too. :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Go and eat silly :nana:

No food here :(

[MrsM]

Nope, and he made me pay him too. :|

:shock: Man-Whores - always want the money

[Jezter]

Hey Jez :wave:

Hola MrsM!

Goof is eating, Lance is hungry, Jez is... don't think I want to know. :giggle:
Fapping as usual. :tup:

Nope, and he made me pay him too. :|
That is different from the normal, how? :P

[Godfather]

Anyone post the White House correspondence dinner speech by Obama yet?!?!

He might be a half-assed president but he has a great sense of humor :rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Time to get ready to go home :cheerlead:

[Hal-9000]

Anyone post the White House correspondence dinner speech by Obama yet?!?!

He might be a half-assed president but he has a great sense of humor :rofl:

I saw the address where he talks about his birth certificate being settled and getting on to more pressing national matters...like investigating the fake moon landings and Roswell :lol:

and also the snippet about Trump turning the White House into a gaudy casino/hotel :lol: :lol:

[Jezter]

Bed Time For Bonzo.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nite Jez :bye:


Howdy everyone else :hi:

[RBP]

Night Jez, Hi Lance.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

RBP :bananahi:

I saw your tech thread....I only buy cheap HDMI cables and OI have never had a bad picture. :tup:

[RBP]

RBP :bananahi:

I saw your tech thread....I only buy cheap HDMI cables and OI have never had a bad picture. :tup:

That seemed to be the consensus!

I should be paying more attention to the baseball league so I don't lose to you this week. :|

[minz]

Hi :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That seemed to be the consensus!

I should be paying more attention to the baseball league so I don't lose to you this week. :|

Still won't help you :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hi :wave:

Minz :hi:

[Hal-9000]

Howdy Minzy





O.M.G. :shock:

I just saw Miley Cyrus crucify Nirvana's Teen Spirit in concert






hal is very sad now :(

[minz]

Howdy Minzy





O.M.G. :shock:

I just saw Miley Cyrus crucify Nirvana's Teen Spirit in concert






hal is very sad now :(

Ouch!

[minz]

Grrrr, now the laptops pulling a sicky too :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Howdy Minzy





O.M.G. :shock:

I just saw Miley Cyrus crucify Nirvana's Teen Spirit in concert






hal is very sad now :(

I've seen it, it wasn't that bad....damn drama queens :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Grrrr, now the laptops pulling a sicky too :meh:

Have you given it a hug? :)

[minz]

Have you given it a hug? :)

Two sick Munchkins, one ill laptop and a pregnant snake, if the cat starts coughing im moving out :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmm :-k

[minz]

Hmmm :-k

Hmmmm :-k

[RBP]

It's better than a sick snake and a pregnant munchkin. :P

[Hal-9000]

I've seen it, it wasn't that bad....damn drama queens :slap:

It was bad IMO...the only opinion that counts in MY world you damn mook! :lol:

don't tell me what is bad or not you Miley-lover, she butchered it and she should be publicly executed.

[Hal-9000]

It's better than a sick snake and a pregnant munchkin. :P


Who got the snake pregnant??

[minz]

It's better than a sick snake and a pregnant munchkin. :P

Thats a very good point, I hadn't thought of that :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It was bad IMO...the only opinion that counts in MY world you damn mook! :lol:

don't tell me what is bad or not you Miley-lover, she butchered it and she should be publicly executed.

Music snob :hand:

[Hal-9000]

what I heard was definitely in the NOT GOOD category...I'll give it a better listen at home tonight

[minz]

Who got the snake pregnant??

I shall resist the obvious answer to this question..... She's a bit of a weird one, snakes usually only produce eggs when there is a male snake around (no jokes please) :lol: but she seems to produce them spontaneously and generally end up egg bound, poor old girl, not sure she could go through another op.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

She did a better job on I Love Rock N Roll though


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyXFF8KUGAs

[minz]

what I heard was definitely in the NOT GOOD category...I'll give it a better listen at home tonight

Glutton for punishment eh? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

what I heard was definitely in the NOT GOOD category...I'll give it a better listen at home tonight

I never said it was good, all I said is it wasn't that bad....guess I need to break out this ----------> :rolleyes:

[Hal-9000]

I gotta roll....

and Lance, I was right...for some reason mushy won't post with me :lol:
musta dated his mom or something :rolleyes:

[Hugh_Janus]

shit man.... I wanted an early night tonight :facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

shit man.... I wanted an early night tonight :facepalm:

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:56 PM.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I gotta roll....

and Lance, I was right...for some reason mushy won't post with me :lol:
musta dated his mom or something :rolleyes:

:ignore:

[MrsM]

Hi Folks - crazy day - just stopping in for a bit

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Evening MrsM :bananahi:

[MrsM]

Hi Lance - how's things?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just relaxing and wishing it was closer to Friday :lol:

How about you? :)

[MrsM]

Just relaxing and wishing it was closer to Friday :lol:

How about you? :)

Same :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

At least I think the worst is behind me at work now. I have one project I have to get estimated tomorrow, but that's it.

[MrsM]

At least I think the worst is behind me at work now. I have one project I have to get estimated tomorrow, but that's it.

month end billing is done for me - so hopefully things are less busy tomorrow

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It would definitely be nice to have an easy rest of the week :)

[Muddy]

month end billing is done for me - so hopefully things are less busy tomorrow
Gotta love month end..

[MrsM]

Gotta love month end..

It's where we get paid - so it's all good :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gotta love month end..

All depends on where our monthly sales are as to whether I like the end of the month or not :lol:

[Fodster]

:wavey: people

[MrsM]

Hey Fodster

[Fodster]

how you doing? Busy day?

[MrsM]

how you doing? Busy day?

Day was busy - but heading to bed now.

Have a great day Future folk :wave: and good night all :wave:

[Fodster]

ha ha Enjoy your sleep! :)

[redred]

morning ladies and gents

[Jezter]

Hello red.

[redred]

hey jez how do mate?

[Jezter]

Im good, thanks. Enjoying my morning. How's you?

[redred]

i'm hurting mate me back is in half working on the new house but it will be worth it :lol:

[Jezter]

Aaww... a good reason to get a proper massage from your woman. I hope the house turns out the way you want!

[redred]

i hope it looks nice as well :lol: i've got 5 rooms all destroyed to different levels waiting for the plasterer to come in and finish the walls ready for paint then i can fit my new kitchen :dance:

[Jezter]

That will be the last thing you do in the kitchen then. :lol: After that, them wimminz territory. :P

[redred]

no way the kitchen is mine can't wait for it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

[redred]

morning lance hows you mate?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey red :wavey:

Not too bad I guess other than a bit tired. How about you?

[KevinD]

Anyone post the White House correspondence dinner speech by Obama yet?!?!

He might be a half-assed president but he has a great sense of humor :rofl:

I haven't read it all yet, but here it is:

THE PRESIDENT: All right, everybody, please have a seat. (Applause.)

My fellow Americans. (Laughter and applause.) Mahalo! (Laughter.) It is wonderful to be here at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. What a week. (Laughter.) As some of you heard, the state of Hawaii released my official long-form birth certificate. (Applause.)

Hopefully this puts all doubts to rest. But just in case there are any lingering questions, tonight I’m prepared to go a step further. (Laughter.) Tonight, for the first time, I am releasing my official birth video. (Laughter.)

Now, I warn you — (laughter) — no one has seen this footage in 50 years, not even me. But let’s take a look.

(“Secret Birth Video” plays.) [It's a clip from the "The Lion King" movie.] (Applause.)

Oh, well. Back to square one. (Laughter.) I want to make clear to the Fox News table: That was a joke. (Laughter.) That was not my real birth video. (Laughter.) That was a children’s cartoon. (Laughter.) Call Disney if you don’t believe me. (Laughter.) They have the original long-form version. (Laughter.)

Anyway, it’s good to be back with so many esteemed guests. Celebrities. Senators. Journalists. Essential government employees. (Laughter.) Non-essential government employees. (Laughter.) You know who you are. (Laughter.)

I am very much looking forward to hearing Seth Meyers tonight. (Applause.) He’s a young, fresh face who can do no wrong in the eyes of his fans. Seth, enjoy it while it lasts. (Laughter.)

Yes, I think it is fair to say that when it comes to my presidency, the honeymoon is over. (Laughter.) For example, some people now suggest that I’m too professorial. And I’d like to address that head-on, by assigning all of you some reading that will help you draw your own conclusions. (Laughter.) Others say that I’m arrogant. But I’ve found a really great self-help tool for this: my poll numbers. (Laughter.)

I’ve even let down my key core constituency: movie stars. Just the other day, Matt Damon — I love Matt Damon, love the guy — Matt Damon said he was disappointed in my performance. Well, Matt, I just saw “The Adjustment Bureau,” so — (laughter) — right back atcha, buddy. (Laughter and applause.)

Of course, there’s someone who I can always count on for support: my wonderful wife Michelle. (Applause.) We made a terrific team at the Easter Egg Roll this week. I’d give out bags of candy to the kids, and she’d snatch them right back out of their little hands. (Laughter.) Snatched them. (Laughter.)

And where is the National Public Radio table? (Cheering.) You guys are still here? (Laughter.) That’s good. I couldn’t remember where we landed on that. (Laughter.) Now, I know you were a little tense when the GOP tried to cut your funding, but personally I was looking forward to new programming like “No Things Considered” — (laughter) — or “Wait, Wait…Don’t Fund Me.” (Laughter.)

Of course, the deficit is a serious issue. That’s why Paul Ryan couldn’t be here tonight. His budget has no room for laughter. (Laughter.)

Michele Bachmann is here, though, I understand, and she is thinking about running for President, which is weird because I hear she was born in Canada. (Laughter.) Yes, Michele, this is how it starts. (Laughter.) Just letting you know. (Laughter and applause.)

Tim Pawlenty? He seems all American. But have you heard his real middle name? Tim “Hosni” Pawlenty? (Laughter.) What a shame. (Laughter.)

My buddy, our outstanding ambassador, Jon Huntsman, is with us. Now, there’s something you might not know about Jon. He didn’t learn to speak Chinese to go there. Oh no. (Laughter.) He learned English to come here. (Laughter and applause.)

And then there’s a vicious rumor floating around that I think could really hurt Mitt Romney. I heard he passed universal health care when he was governor of Massachusetts. (Laughter.) Someone should get to the bottom of that.

And I know just the guy to do it -– Donald Trump is here tonight! (Laughter and applause.) Now, I know that he’s taken some flak lately, but no one is happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than the Donald. (Laughter.) And that’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter –- like, did we fake the moon landing? (Laughter.) What really happened in Roswell? (Laughter.) And where are Biggie and Tupac? (Laughter and applause.)

But all kidding aside, obviously, we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience. (Laughter.) For example — no, seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice — (laughter) — at the steakhouse, the men’s cooking team cooking did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. And there was a lot of blame to go around. But you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership. And so ultimately, you didn’t blame Lil’ Jon or Meatloaf. (Laughter.) You fired Gary Busey. (Laughter.) And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night. (Laughter and applause.) Well handled, sir. (Laughter.) Well handled.

Say what you will about Mr. Trump, he certainly would bring some change to the White House. Let’s see what we’ve got up there. (Laughter.)

(Screens show “Trump White House Resort and Casino.”)

So, yes, this has been quite a year in politics, but also in the movies. Many people, for instance, were inspired by the King’s Speech. It’s a wonderful film. (Applause.) Well, some of you may not know this, but there’s now a sequel in the works that touches close to home. And because this is a Hollywood crowd, tonight I can offer a sneak peek. So can we show the trailer, please?

(The parody trailer plays.) (Applause.)

Coming to a theater near you. (Applause.)

Let me close on a serious note. We are having a good time, but as has been true for the last several years, we have incredible young men and women who are serving in uniform overseas in the most extraordinary of circumstances. (Applause.) And we are reminded of their courage and their valor. (Applause.)

We also need to remember our neighbors in Alabama and across the South that have been devastated by terrible storms from last week. (Applause.) Michelle and I were down there yesterday, and we’ve spent a lot of time with some of the folks who have been affected. The devastation is unimaginable and is heartbreaking and it’s going to be a long road back. And so we need to keep those Americans in our thoughts and in our prayers. But we also need to stand with them in the hard months and perhaps years to come.

I intend to make sure that the federal government does that. And I’ve got faith that the journalists in this room will do their part for the people who have been affected by this disaster –- by reporting on their progress, and letting the rest of America know when they will need more help. Those are stories that need telling. And that’s what all of you do best, whether it’s rushing to the site of a devastating storm in Alabama, or braving danger to cover a revolution in the Middle East.

You know, in the last months, we’ve seen journalists threatened, arrested, beaten, attacked, and in some cases even killed simply for doing their best to bring us the story, to give people a voice, and to hold leaders accountable. And through it all, we’ve seen daring men and women risk their lives for the simple idea that no one should be silenced, and everyone deserves to know the truth.

That’s what you do. At your best that’s what journalism is. That’s the principle that you uphold. It is always important, but it’s especially important in times of challenge, like the moment that America and the world is facing now.

So I thank you for your service and the contributions that you make. And I want to close by recognizing not only your service, but also to remember those that have been lost as a consequence of the extraordinary reporting that they’ve done over recent weeks. They help, too, to defend our freedoms and allow democracy to flourish.

God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America. (Applause.)

END 10:19 P.M. EDT

* Barack Obama,
* White House Correspondents Dinner

[redred]

same mate and i have to tidy round a bit as we have a couple of people coming to look at the house later

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nice, hopefully it won't take too long to sell :thumbsup:

[redred]

we have some girl coming round friday for her 3rd view this time her mum is coming down from up north :lol:

[redred]

brb school run

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cya in a few mate

[redred]

and i's back

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Successful mission?

[Goofy]

we have some girl coming round friday for her 3rd view

Is she hot? Pics? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is she hot? Pics? :-k

I like the way you think :tup:

[redred]

Is she hot? Pics? :-k

spoke with the neighbour and he said not bad would be happy to live next door to her :lol: i've not seen her but was told she's early 30's looking

[Goofy]

I like the way you think :tup:

:tup:


spoke with the neighbour and he said not bad would be happy to live next door to her :lol: i've not seen her but was told she's early 30's looking

We need pics! :x

[Goofy]

My boss is back tomorrow :cheerlead: I can go back to being a minion instead of a figurehead :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My boss is back tomorrow :cheerlead: I can go back to being a minion instead of a figurehead :D

He just called...he's gonna be delayed a few more weeks :(

[redred]

We need pics! :x

i was planning an ip cam set up in the bathroom when i moved out :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well get on it [-(

[Goofy]

He just called...he's gonna be delayed a few more weeks :(

I'll fuckin drive over to Cyprus and pick him up if i have to :x


i was planning an ip cam set up in the bathroom when i moved out :lol:

:woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll fuckin drive over to Cyprus and pick him up if i have to :x

:lol:

[MrsM]

:yawn: another day - heading into work - hope everyone's well

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Morning MrsM :wavey:

[redred]

hey mrsm

[MrsM]

Morning Lance and Red :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

At least it's Hump Day :dance2:

[Goofy]

:lol:

:dance:


:yawn: another day - heading into work - hope everyone's well

You can post here while heading in to work? Cool :lol:

Time for me to head back there now actually - got a league match at the bowls tonight so might not be around. Take care folks :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good one Goof! :bye:

[Muddy]

Checkin' In! :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mud :hi:

[MrsM]

Just checked in before I left home - Bye Goofy

[QUOTE=MuddyGut;75055]Checkin' In! :wave:

Hi Muddy :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My boss is in early this morning...gonna be a long day :|

[Jezter]

Sneak around the shop and turn all clocks forward.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The time clock is computerized tho :(

[Jezter]

Time to learn some hacking tricks!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think I could get in trouble for that [-(

[Jezter]

Pffft...blame some of your minions for that.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmmm :-k

[Jezter]

Whatever it takes to avoid real work at work. :D

[RBP]

I actually fell for that one time. I was doing a training class and it was well known that I used the time allotted when I trained. So on a break they moved the clock ahead by an hour and I finished right on time according to that clock. They cut an hour off the training course. sneaky bastids. :lol:

[RBP]

And good morning also...

[MrsM]

Morning RBP :wave:

[Jezter]

Morning ladies.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I actually fell for that one time. I was doing a training class and it was well known that I used the time allotted when I trained. So on a break they moved the clock ahead by an hour and I finished right on time according to that clock. They cut an hour off the training course. sneaky bastids. :lol:

:shakehead:

[RBP]

Morning RBP :wave:

Howdy MrsM... happy hump day!


Morning ladies.

Careful or I'll hit you with my purse. :slap:

[Jezter]

Careful or I'll hit you with my purse. :slap:

With the Hello Kitty one to embarrass me more? :lol:

[RBP]

With the Hello Kitty one to embarrass me more? :lol:

I would never never get coconut oil on my favorite purse. :hand:

[Jezter]

I would never never get coconut oil on my favorite purse. :hand:

But it's good for the leather... :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/jZxWK.jpg

[RBP]

He started it. :hand:

[Jezter]

He started it. :hand:

Snitch!

[RBP]

Snitch!

I prefer the term "confidential informant" tyvm

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Got busy there for a bit :wha:

[Muddy]

I just went home and fucked for my entire lunch break... If that offends anyone, I apologize ahead of time..

[MrsM]

I just went home and fucked for my entire lunch break... If that offends anyone, I apologize ahead of time..

:clap: :tup:

[Jezter]

I just went home and fucked for my entire lunch break... If that offends anyone, I apologize ahead of time..

Atta boy. Cream pie for dessert after some roast beef! AAaawyea!

[Hugh_Janus]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:56 PM.

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:28 PM. :slap:

and no, I haven't made any changes :hand:

[Muddy]

Smell my faaaaace! :lol:

[Hal-9000]

just don't tell the wife :thumbsup:

[Jezter]

Smell my faaaaace! :lol:

Eewww! Like a week old shrimpcocktail.

[Muddy]

just don't tell the wife :thumbsup:

Good idea... :shock:

[MrsM]

just don't tell the wife :thumbsup:

:lmao:

[Hal-9000]

it's nice to see the fire is still alive muddy...after 17 kids and 30 yrs of marriage :thumbsup:

[Jezter]

it's nice to see the fire is still alive muddy...after 17 kids and 30 yrs of marriage :thumbsup:

That is why he needs to stuff the log into the furnace so much to keep it buuuurniiing!

[Jezter]

Gotta go watch Finns beat the Czechs. Be back after the game.
SUOMI, SUOMI, SUOMI, WOOOO! :cheerlead: :cheerlead: :cheerlead:

[Muddy]

it's nice to see the fire is still alive muddy...after 17 kids and 30 yrs of marriage :thumbsup:

You only live once, homie..

[Hal-9000]

*sings*

Skyrockets in flight....afternoon delight!


:dance:

[Hal-9000]

Gotta go watch Finns beat the Czechs. Be back after the game.
SUOMI, SUOMI, SUOMI, WOOOO! :cheerlead: :cheerlead: :cheerlead:


:x that best not be a depiction of a Canadian player gettin smushed into the boards in your signature!!!!

[RBP]

I just went home and fucked for my entire lunch break... If that offends anyone, I apologize ahead of time..

I am deeply offended....










....that you provided no pictures. 8-[

[Hal-9000]

he'd post a pic of his little white ass pumping...don't encourage him pls :lol: