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minz
05-12-2011, 01:38 AM
I need to sleep, got to be up for work in just over 4 hours :huh: sweet dreams :hug:

MrsM
05-12-2011, 01:41 AM
good night Minz :wave:

Hal-9000
05-12-2011, 01:41 AM
I can....so you know what I say to you?





http://semvida.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/bazinga.gif





http://i.imgur.com/MSonD.gif

Hal-9000
05-12-2011, 01:43 AM
I need to sleep, got to be up for work in just over 4 hours :huh: sweet dreams :hug:

Nitey Night, don't let the bedbugs bite




:face:

RBP
05-12-2011, 01:49 AM
I thought you only made that face when you were horny Hal

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 01:51 AM
I need to sleep, got to be up for work in just over 4 hours :huh: sweet dreams :hug:

Nite Minz :bye:

Hal-9000
05-12-2011, 01:51 AM
I thought you only made that face when you were horny Hal



true!

:face:

next question?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 01:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/MSonD.gif

http://i.imgur.com/dxP84.gif

RBP
05-12-2011, 01:54 AM
Games back on :cheerlead:

Hal-9000
05-12-2011, 01:55 AM
http://i.imgur.com/dxP84.gif


http://i.imgur.com/I1kbu.gif

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 02:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/I1kbu.gif

http://i.imgur.com/kn5TO.gif

Hal-9000
05-12-2011, 02:07 AM
http://i.imgur.com/kn5TO.gif





http://i.imgur.com/5eHNr.gif

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 02:12 AM
http://i.imgur.com/5eHNr.gif

http://i.imgur.com/uZOgE.gif

Hal-9000
05-12-2011, 02:22 AM
http://i.imgur.com/uZOgE.gif


http://i.imgur.com/InfHm.gif

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 02:25 AM
http://i.imgur.com/InfHm.gif

http://i.imgur.com/Na2D8.gif

deebakes
05-12-2011, 02:27 AM
http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/ac5b331c1bd93e8419b6b8dbfc5ed23a1.gif

Hal-9000
05-12-2011, 02:29 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Na2D8.gif

http://i.imgur.com/qJcKU.gif

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 02:31 AM
http://i.imgur.com/qJcKU.gif

http://i.imgur.com/NVhFz.gif

Hal-9000
05-12-2011, 02:35 AM
http://i.imgur.com/NVhFz.gif



http://i.imgur.com/dZ5g9.gif

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 02:38 AM
http://i.imgur.com/dZ5g9.gif

http://i.imgur.com/saSK4.gif

Hal-9000
05-12-2011, 02:43 AM
http://i.imgur.com/saSK4.gif


:lol: I gotta roll Lance, have a good one




http://i.imgur.com/cO6IT.gif

deebakes
05-12-2011, 02:44 AM
later hal :wave:

DemonGeminiX
05-12-2011, 08:48 AM
If today is the 12th and it's Thursday, then that makes tomorrow Friday the 13th.

Ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha...


:demon:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 10:49 AM
:morning:

Goofy
05-12-2011, 11:27 AM
Thursday........ feeling a bit better today :) Been struggling with the cold this week....... and possibly slight alcohol poisoning from the weekend 8-[ Planning an alcohol-free weekend this time :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 11:31 AM
Damn alkies [-(


I'm planning on staying away from alcohol all weekend too :tup:

Pony
05-12-2011, 11:31 AM
Planning an alcohol-free weekend this time :thumbsup:

:rofl:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 11:32 AM
:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 11:57 AM
If today is the 12th and it's Thursday, then that makes tomorrow Friday the 13th.

Ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha...


:demon:

:-k :-k


Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards


:dance:

Goofy
05-12-2011, 11:59 AM
:rofl:


:lol:

Its true! :x

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 12:01 PM
I hear there's a bridge in Brooklyn for sale too :-k

Goofy
05-12-2011, 12:04 PM
How much? :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 12:08 PM
If you have to ask, you can't afford it :hand:

Goofy
05-12-2011, 12:09 PM
Awww :(

Time for work, catch you later peeps :face:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 12:11 PM
Cya mate! :bye:

RBP
05-12-2011, 12:27 PM
good morning Lance et al... :morning:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 12:29 PM
How goes it RBP? :wavey:

RBP
05-12-2011, 12:31 PM
good good... still waking up... I am thinking about "unplugging" for a few days. It's kinda like goofy not drinking though. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 12:35 PM
Like no electronics at all? :shock:


That's crazy talk :hand:

RBP
05-12-2011, 12:37 PM
I know right. :lol:

I was actually just thinking turn off the computer for a few days.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 12:43 PM
Hmmmm :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 12:43 PM
It would be hard for me since at work I sit in front of one almost all day most days

RBP
05-12-2011, 12:45 PM
think you could go a weekend without it?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 12:47 PM
Depends what I was doing over the weekend. If it's nice out and there stuff I can go out and do, sure, I've done it before. But if I stay in all weekend to just chill out, I would more than likely turn it on.

RBP
05-12-2011, 12:49 PM
true... I just sit here too much. Mind you I am usually doing something productive at the same time, but still.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 12:51 PM
Yeah, even when I'm home in front of the PC, I'm doing other things too, not just staring at the monitor

MrsM
05-12-2011, 01:10 PM
:yawn: morning all

RBP
05-12-2011, 01:11 PM
howdy MrsM... good morning :hi:

MrsM
05-12-2011, 01:16 PM
Good morning RBP - how's life treating you today?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 01:17 PM
Morning MrsM :wavey:

RBP
05-12-2011, 01:18 PM
Good morning RBP - how's life treating you today?

Fine thanks... I am a little tense this morning for some reason. And you... wake up on the happy side?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 01:19 PM
I am a little tense this morning for some reason

:daisy:

MrsM
05-12-2011, 01:26 PM
Morning MrsM :wavey:
Hi Lance - how's your day looking?


Fine thanks... I am a little tense this morning for some reason. And you... wake up on the happy side?

I woke up on the happy side - but it's going to rain :(

RBP
05-12-2011, 01:27 PM
:daisy:

aww aren't you sweet :oops:

Muddy
05-12-2011, 01:27 PM
Im going to do some work before I get canned...

RBP
05-12-2011, 01:29 PM
I woke up on the happy side - but it's going to rain :(

:empathy:

We had a big storm last night but it didn't last too awfully long. Cloudy here today too, looks like we might get more.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 01:29 PM
Hi Lance - how's your day looking?

Looks like another long one, unfortunately. Only a couple of things to do all day. I'm gonna see if I can take tomorrow off and make a long weekennd :)

How's you other than the rain?


Im going to do some work before I get canned...

I wish I had work to do :(

RBP
05-12-2011, 01:29 PM
Im going to do some work before I get canned...

:lol: later Muddy

MrsM
05-12-2011, 01:29 PM
Im going to do some work before I get canned...

If you get canned - then you won't need to do any work :tup:

MrsM
05-12-2011, 01:32 PM
Looks like another long one, unfortunately. Only a couple of things to do all day. I'm gonna see if I can take tomorrow off and make a long weekennd :)

How's you other than the rain?


I'm good - a little tired today. The morning isn't that busy - but meetings galore this aft

Tomorrow off sounds good to me - perhaps I'll work from home

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 01:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/5hJV9.jpg

Rainy/snowy here still....you can see the snow on the foothills in the background

RBP
05-12-2011, 01:35 PM
idk why that truck bed on the container always makes me giggle but it does. :lol:

Muddy
05-12-2011, 01:38 PM
http://i.imgur.com/5hJV9.jpg

Rainy/snowy here still....you can see the snow on the foothills in the background

What a lovely view, homie.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 01:40 PM
idk why that truck bed on the container always makes me giggle but it does. :lol:

:slap:


What a lovely view, homie.

It's not as bad when you can see the mountains, but it is a bit of an industrial little area here

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 02:02 PM
I just had to go out in the yard and look for some material to see if it was delivered yesterday....that rain is cold! :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 09:53 PM
:|

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 10:09 PM
Okay, I feel better now :)


3 day weekend! :cheerlead:

minz
05-12-2011, 10:19 PM
Hi :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 10:28 PM
Minz :hi:

minz
05-12-2011, 10:31 PM
Minz :hi:

Hi sweetie how are you? :hug:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 10:33 PM
Hi sweetie how are you? :hug:

Not too bad thanks! :)

How about yourself? :)

minz
05-12-2011, 10:43 PM
Not too bad thanks! :)

How about yourself? :)

All good here thanks :)

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 10:50 PM
That's always a good thing :tup:

Southern Belle
05-12-2011, 11:16 PM
:meh:

Hal-9000
05-12-2011, 11:28 PM
Hi Belle

I have the house to myself tonight..I'm going to boot up Call of Duty Black Ops, put my 400 watt pc speakers out the back door and throw grenades until someone calls the cops :x

Teh One Who Knocks
05-12-2011, 11:31 PM
Belle :wavey:




*pre-emptively calls cops on Hal*

Muddy
05-13-2011, 01:31 AM
Im gonna go lay back in a bit... My kids wore me out emotionally up at the shoe carnival...

deebakes
05-13-2011, 01:32 AM
i did not!

good night dad! :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 01:33 AM
Shoe carnival eh? :-k


Later MG :bye:

Muddy
05-13-2011, 01:33 AM
They did away with the buy one get the 2nd half off deal right now...

Muddy
05-13-2011, 01:35 AM
I thought they were gonna throw me out when I looked at my 6 year old who had her arms crossed crying and I Yelled WHY DONT YOU CRY? PLEASE... I FRIGGIN LOOOOVE IT...

deebakes
05-13-2011, 01:35 AM
those bastids!

Muddy
05-13-2011, 01:38 AM
Ok later dee and Lance..

deebakes
05-13-2011, 01:40 AM
:wave:

MrsM
05-13-2011, 02:20 AM
Hey folks :wave: checking in for a minute or 10

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 02:22 AM
Evening MrsM :wavey:

MrsM
05-13-2011, 02:24 AM
Hi Lance - what's up?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 02:27 AM
Just watching TV :)

How about you?

MrsM
05-13-2011, 02:29 AM
same - watching the SJ/Det game

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 02:29 AM
Who's winning?

deebakes
05-13-2011, 02:30 AM
SJ 2-0

MrsM
05-13-2011, 02:30 AM
SJ 2 - Det 0

MrsM
05-13-2011, 02:31 AM
Doesn't mean much the way that Det has been playing

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 02:32 AM
I have faith in the Sharks to collapse :tup:

MrsM
05-13-2011, 02:32 AM
SJ 2 - Det 1

deebakes
05-13-2011, 02:34 AM
it will be 4-2 Detroit in the end :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 02:35 AM
SJ 2 - Det 1

:woohoo:

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 02:50 AM
I think I'm going out to do a bag inspection...it's still light out, I can cover a lot of ground.


Jalapeno!

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 02:52 AM
I think that's code for something :-k

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 02:53 AM
Neighborhood Poop-patrol! http://i.imgur.com/UDN5m.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/UDN5m.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/UDN5m.gif








see ya :lol:

deebakes
05-13-2011, 02:53 AM
i don't speak canadian...

either way, i think i need to get some actual stuff accomplished... later homies :wave:

MrsM
05-13-2011, 02:54 AM
Later Hal and Dee :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 02:57 AM
Cya Hal

Cya Dee

:bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 03:02 AM
I think I'm gonna mosey too :bye:

MrsM
05-13-2011, 03:06 AM
Good night Lance :wave: TTYL

MrsM
05-13-2011, 04:09 AM
Heading to bed - g'night all :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 11:21 AM
:morning:

Goofy
05-13-2011, 12:17 PM
Just a quick hello - been in town during my lunch and have to get back to work now......... so goodbye :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 12:21 PM
Damn quick people [-(

MrsM
05-13-2011, 01:00 PM
Morning folks :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 01:01 PM
Morning MrsM :wavey:

How are ya? :)

MrsM
05-13-2011, 01:02 PM
Good - It's Friday :dance: and I'm working from home

You?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 01:12 PM
It's Friday and I took the day off :banana:


So it's a good day :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 02:29 PM
I'm getting hungry...and I need to go to the grocery store :-k

MrsM
05-13-2011, 02:31 PM
Pick me up something too :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 02:32 PM
I have to find the motivation to go first :-k

And I need to go to the bank too now that I think of it :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 04:16 PM
Got my errands all done for the day :dance2:

MrsM
05-13-2011, 04:19 PM
Yay Lance :dance2:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 04:20 PM
Now I have to decide if I wanna go out this afternoon for happy hour :-k

I'm split about 50/50 right now

Pony
05-13-2011, 04:23 PM
DOO EET!

Muddy
05-13-2011, 04:25 PM
Morning fellas.. I fell out a little bit this morning.. ridiculous room spinning around me with a cold sweat for a few minutes...

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 04:26 PM
DOO EET!

I dunno


Morning fellas.. I fell out a little bit this morning.. ridiculous room spinning around me with a cold sweat for a few minutes...

Damn, hope you're okay dude

Pony
05-13-2011, 04:27 PM
Morning fellas.. I fell out a little bit this morning.. ridiculous room spinning around me with a cold sweat for a few minutes...

?? I hope you're talking about a hangover and not some other health issue...

Pony
05-13-2011, 04:28 PM
I dunno



I want to do a pre-season run up to the islands tomorrow but need to find a free place to stay the night. If I don't go there's an irish festival all day tomorrow locally.

Muddy
05-13-2011, 04:28 PM
Thanks.. It was fckued up.. I was afraid to drive, so I just sat in the recliner for a few hours... Im at work now.. trying not to move my head too quick.. I feel like if I do it could come back..

no hangover, pony..

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 04:30 PM
Wow, that doesn't sound good at all....you should have just called in sick...I can't imagine trying to drive feeling all dizzy like that

Muddy
05-13-2011, 04:31 PM
Wow, that doesn't sound good at all....you should have just called in sick...I can't imagine trying to drive feeling all dizzy like that


This place is so inept, im afraid I'd lose some good customers if I bail out unexpectedly...

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 04:36 PM
This place is so inept, im afraid I'd lose some good customers if I bail out unexpectedly...

That's the same reason I rarely take days off from work. Today is my first day off since New Year's day....I just needed a sanity day.

DemonGeminiX
05-13-2011, 05:37 PM
Ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys%20Holidays/Halloween/smiley_2005_hockymask_opt7777771177.gif

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 05:41 PM
Ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys%20Holidays/Halloween/smiley_2005_hockymask_opt7777771177.gif

http://i.imgur.com/khtXV.jpg

DemonGeminiX
05-13-2011, 05:42 PM
:slap:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 05:45 PM
What? :-s


It's Friday, Friday :banana:

DemonGeminiX
05-13-2011, 05:47 PM
:slap:

It's Friday the 13th.

:nono:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 05:49 PM
Isn't that still Friday? :-s

DemonGeminiX
05-13-2011, 05:51 PM
Jason Voorhees > Rebecca "killed by a bus" Black

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 05:52 PM
She hasn't been hit by a bus :nono:

DemonGeminiX
05-13-2011, 05:53 PM
:-s

That's what you think...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4lZZkbwTP0

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 05:57 PM
Yeah, that doesn't look fake at all :-k

DemonGeminiX
05-13-2011, 05:58 PM
:nono:

It's real.










8-[

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 06:05 PM
all images and text on the internet are real :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 06:06 PM
:nono:

It's real.










8-[

:liar:


all images and text on the internet are real :thumbsup:

All? :omfg:

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 06:09 PM
well yeah...you can't commit something to the net without it being verified first by the international panel of BS & L (bullshit and lies)

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 06:09 PM
my penis is 11.5 inches long, soft :face:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 06:18 PM
:puke:

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 06:20 PM
I thought you got that gag reflex fixed Lance?


c'mon, we're only up to 7 inches and your eyes are watering already???!! Dig deep man, stick with it :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 06:21 PM
I thought you got that gag reflex fixed Lance?


c'mon, we're only up to 7 inches and your eyes are watering already???!! Dig deep man, stick with it :thumbsup:

:beatdown:

DemonGeminiX
05-13-2011, 06:43 PM
:liar:

[-(

How dare you. I never lie.



http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/smiley-pinocchio-liar.gif

Pony
05-13-2011, 08:59 PM
I just needed a sanity day.

Hows that working for you? Sane yet?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 09:02 PM
Hows that working for you? Sane yet?

No :shifty:

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 09:31 PM
I gotta roll and pick up my car....early day :cheerlead:

see ya later :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 09:39 PM
:bye:

beowulf
05-13-2011, 09:55 PM
passing thro..............:wave:

MrsM
05-13-2011, 10:06 PM
Hi All - here for a bit - Glad the work week is over :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 10:13 PM
passing thro..............:wave:

Hola! :hi:


Hi All - here for a bit - Glad the work week is over :wave:

Howdy! :hi:

MrsM
05-13-2011, 10:15 PM
Hi Beo...

Hi Lance - enjoy your day off?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 10:20 PM
Sure did, not that I did much today :lol:

MrsM
05-13-2011, 10:22 PM
Sure did, not that I did much today :lol:

Those are the best days off:tup:

beowulf
05-13-2011, 10:29 PM
hi lance, hi mrsm :)

MrsM
05-13-2011, 10:31 PM
Hi Beo - good week?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 10:32 PM
I like the new sig Beo :lmao:

beowulf
05-13-2011, 10:37 PM
Hi Beo - good week?

so so.............shit day today...friday 13 lived up to its reputation


I like the new sig Beo :lmao:

BA-NA-NA!!!:bananahi:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0nooObU-OU&feature=related

beowulf
05-13-2011, 10:54 PM
back in 10 mins..............:)

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 10:54 PM
back in 10 mins..............:)

:tapfoot:

beowulf
05-13-2011, 11:27 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/30ry9om.jpg


:nana:

got sidelined.....csi is on the tube ;)

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 11:31 PM
:lol:

Just wanted to use that smiley :P

Softdreamer
05-13-2011, 11:34 PM
got sidelined.....csi is on the tube ;)

The best two parts of that show are the credits..

Eva nin all :wave:

MrsM
05-13-2011, 11:35 PM
Hi SD - how's things?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 11:37 PM
SD :hi:


Shower time, back in a few :bye:

beowulf
05-13-2011, 11:40 PM
:lol:

Just wanted to use that smiley :P

same here http://i55.tinypic.com/n6e354.jpg


:nana::nana::nana:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 11:56 PM
same here http://i55.tinypic.com/n6e354.jpg


:nana::nana::nana:

:-k :-k






























:slap:

Softdreamer
05-13-2011, 11:56 PM
All is good in the land of me :tup:
How are you guys on this Friday of Fridays?

beowulf
05-14-2011, 12:01 AM
How are you guys on this Friday of Fridays?

its saturday already :huh:



:mrgreen:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 12:02 AM
All is good in the land of me :tup:
How are you guys on this Friday of Fridays?

Not too bad :-k


its saturday already :huh:



:mrgreen:

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:02 PM.

beowulf
05-14-2011, 12:05 AM
pish....its 1.03 am! :hand:

beowulf
05-14-2011, 12:10 AM
time to check out..............laterz peeps

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 12:11 AM
Night Beo! :bye:

MrsM
05-14-2011, 12:12 AM
Later Beo :wave:

MrsM
05-14-2011, 12:12 AM
All is good in the land of me :tup:
How are you guys on this Friday of Fridays?

Things are good - relax'n

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 12:23 AM
why is some of my drivel appearing it people's signatures? :oops:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 12:26 AM
why is some of my drivel appearing it people's signatures? :oops:

:-k

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 12:30 AM
I just got home (again) and have to find some food.

I'll be back in about a 1/2 hour if folks if still hangin ooot

Southern Belle
05-14-2011, 12:32 AM
Cool! I'll be here until I get bored....

MrsM
05-14-2011, 12:33 AM
Hi Belle :wave: how's things?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 12:33 AM
Belle :hi:

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 12:47 AM
Okay folks, in my new role as Neighborhood Poop Patrol Bitch I've decided to add another weapon to my arsenal.A camera. :face:

Now when someone lets their mutt poop outside without bagging it, I'm gonna run out there and document the activity.This is going to be sooo cool

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 12:49 AM
Maybe I should create a small webspace and upload the photos of these violent offenders? :-k

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 12:52 AM
I KNOW!

I'll take samples of the offending poo, analyze them and then use a DNA program to match pooches to owners.

From there it's just a simple matter of tracking down the owner's addresses, going to their homes and presenting them with a photo and DNA sample and a tersely written citizen's arrest (along with fine)

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 12:52 AM
Maybe I should create a small webspace and upload the photos of these violent offenders? :-k

dirtypoopers.com? :-k

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 12:52 AM
I may need a Poop Patrol Deputy..:-k

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 12:54 AM
dirtypoopers.com? :-k

whengooddogspoopbad.com? :-k

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 12:56 AM
If I'm in a bad mood, I may just fling my own feces at the offending owners...


watch for me in an upcoming News & Views story :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 01:00 AM
whengooddogspoopbad.com? :-k

2dogs1cup.com :-k

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:01 AM
2dogs1cup.com :-k

and we've got a winner!!!

:lol: :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 01:05 AM
:dance:

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:07 AM
Now I need a costume...

N.P.P.B.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 01:09 AM
French maid? :-k

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:13 AM
I use that at home for other occasions...

I was thinking something along the lines with a mask and cape...and I must have some sort of built in plastic bag dispenser.
Oh, and maybe a little mini-shovel attached to one of my hands...

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:15 AM
A high powered gun that shoots rubber plugs up the dog's butts?




:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 01:19 AM
I think I don't want to know any more :|

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:25 AM
:sad2:



Maybe a gun that shoots plastic bags that attach to the dog's bum?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 01:27 AM
:lala:

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:28 AM
:x

Something must be done about this growing neighborhood crime spree!!!!

I, hal-9000 am prepared to go the distance.


Now I need to rig up my secret hide-out in the garage :face:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 01:32 AM
:machinegun:

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:32 AM
The Poop-Cave....


:thumbsup: has a nice ring to it

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:33 AM
HAW-HA...the poop-cave is bulletproof :dance:

RBP
05-14-2011, 01:34 AM
I found a dog today. When I tried to pick him up he bit my hand and ran away.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 01:36 AM
I found a dog today. When I tried to pick him up he bit my hand and ran away.

:(

deebakes
05-14-2011, 01:37 AM
I found a dog today. When I tried to pick him up he bit my hand and ran away.

serves you right you mongrel... :lol:

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:37 AM
I found a dog today. When I tried to pick him up he bit my hand and ran away.

the testicles are not a handle!! :x

RBP
05-14-2011, 01:37 AM
Good news is he ran home, the owner called me after I checked the collar and left him a message.

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:40 AM
Owner - Are you the asshole who tried to steal my dog??!!! :x

RBP - You've reached Jane Goodall, please leave a message after the beep....beeeeeep 8-[








Good job man, thanks for taking the time :thumbsup:

RBP
05-14-2011, 01:42 AM
I want a dog so I can train him to shit in Hal's yard.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 01:45 AM
I want a dog so I can train him to shit in Hal's yard.

:lol:

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:45 AM
I want a dog so I can train him to shit in Hal's yard.

Better bring a bag......Or NPPB will be on your ass faster than Richard Simmons at a YMCA sleepover....

RBP
05-14-2011, 01:46 AM
:nana:

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:47 AM
I'd rent a dog costume just to shit at RBP's place

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:47 AM
and my doggie name would be Branflakes...

RBP
05-14-2011, 01:48 AM
I'd shoot you and say I thought you were a rat.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 01:52 AM
:shock:

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:58 AM
I'd shoot you and say I thought you were a rat.

Wow..you have a rather aggressive temperament towards me tonight :lol:

was it the 5000 character comment? I'm sorry....

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 01:59 AM
:grouphug:

RBP
05-14-2011, 01:59 AM
a little over the top? oopsie.

My shooting you was nothing personal. :lol:

deebakes
05-14-2011, 02:00 AM
:ghey:

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 02:00 AM
a little over the top? oopsie.

My shooting you was nothing personal. :lol:

no offense taken :lol:



*limps away*

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 02:02 AM
Hey RBP?

I just finished watching the series Shameless that takes place in Chicago.

Do you talk like those people? :lol:

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 02:02 AM
I found a dog today. When I tried to pick him up he bit my hand and ran away.

That would be a great opening line for a book

deebakes
05-14-2011, 02:07 AM
That would be a great opening line for a book

looks like it already kind of is:


My Dog by Angel ___________

My dog's name is Wet Spot because he uses the bathroom in our living room. Every Saturday morning we wake up and on our carpet there's a spot that's wet. That's why we call him wet spot. He does funny things. When he sees some people dress up he wets on their pants. He starts to bark and then they look down and see the fresh spot. One day after school when I came home my soccer practice cloths were full of soaking wet and they smelled so bad. He bites you if he doesn't know you. When I first got him he didn't know me and when I picked him up he bit me on my finger. When you don't give him kibbles and bits he starts chasing you and runs really fast. When you do give him kibbles and bits he doesn't bite you he licks you all over. I love my dog.

RBP
05-14-2011, 02:07 AM
Hey RBP?

I just finished watching the series Shameless that takes place in Chicago.

Do you talk like those people? :lol:

I'll have to find that, never heard of it.

RBP
05-14-2011, 02:09 AM
looks like it already kind of is:

http://i.imgur.com/Fmt5w.jpg

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 02:10 AM
I'll have to find that, never heard of it.

Bill Macy plays Frank the father...I enjoyed it quite a bit. (12 episodes)

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 02:11 AM
I'll have to find that, never heard of it.

It may be around here somewhere :shifty:

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 02:13 AM
Yes it is.Netflix offers SHOWTIME shows for the small monthly price of 59.95 :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 02:14 AM
Too bad Shameless is on Showtime then :-s

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 02:15 AM
Like I know or care what TV channel things appear on :lol:

deebakes
05-14-2011, 02:16 AM
:hand:

RBP
05-14-2011, 02:16 AM
I watch some on on-demand tomorrow night. Thanks for the tip.

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 02:18 AM
Well I should mosey.Phone calls to return and balls to wash :thumbsup:



Have a good evening gentlemen...RBP

deebakes
05-14-2011, 02:18 AM
i better go too... later :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 02:18 AM
Later Hal :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 02:19 AM
Cya Dee :bye:

RBP
05-14-2011, 02:19 AM
later Hal!

RBP
05-14-2011, 02:19 AM
Later Dee

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 02:22 AM
My feet are cold

RBP
05-14-2011, 02:27 AM
:-s

put on socks

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 02:29 AM
They're on the other side of the room :(

RBP
05-14-2011, 02:31 AM
:-s

Sloth is one of the 7 deadly sins. :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 02:32 AM
I don't own a sloth :-s

RBP
05-14-2011, 02:34 AM
I think we've established you're a tree sloth in a previous discussion. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2011, 02:36 AM
I think we've established you're a tree sloth in a previous discussion. :lol:

:slap:

RBP
05-14-2011, 02:38 AM
Did you add the diddle emoticon? I know MrsM used the wank one because there wasn't one for the lay-dees.