Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[MrsM]

Hey ladies - how's things?

[minz]

Ladies hour :lol:

[Hal-9000]

hello ladies


*combs hair and wipes sweat off brow*


:)

[MrsM]

And Hi Lance and Hal :hug:

[Hal-9000]

Ladies hour :lol:

I heard that groups of you synchronize your menses....this is a little extreme :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And Hi Lance and Hal :hug:

And? And? AND????? We're just afterthoughts?



:sad2:

[Hal-9000]

I've been crashing and burning all day Lance, I'm used to it :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've been crashing and burning all day Lance, I'm used to it :lol:

It just hurts :(

[MrsM]

And? And? AND????? We're just afterthoughts?

:sad2:

Not afterthoughts... just slow at refreshing the page :)

[Hal-9000]

It just hurts :(

My Dad had a wise old saying...he would say - "Hal, when you take chances you may get your face slapped." and then he'd slap my face.







never really got that one :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmmm :-k

[Hal-9000]

I gotta roll....the aliens are trying to contact me on my embedded chip and my head is throbbing...


ffs! I'll call you back, leave a message!!! :x

[MrsM]

See ya Hal :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I gotta roll....the aliens are trying to contact me on my embedded chip and my head is throbbing...


ffs! I'll call you back, leave a message!!! :x

:alien:

[minz]

Im off to bed folks, sweet dreams xxx

[MrsM]

Good night Minz - sleep well

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Night Minz :bye:

[MrsM]

:yawn: - finished more work - heading to bed... night all :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

[Muddy]

:tuesday:

[Jezter]

Tuesday is UEFA Champions League Qualifications day! :cheerlead:

[Muddy]

I have no clue what that is... :)

[Jezter]

That's alright, you know what Tuesday is and that is enough.

[Muddy]

Exactly.. :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well this is turning into a crappy day :|

[Muddy]

Our shits working man, it got a lot better for me... Aside from being backed up now... :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Was the power off all day yesterday?

[Muddy]

No the T1 or something got hit by lightning... It fried the ethernet router switches , 10 phones, the major phone system controller, something from Verizon, some computer 10/1 cards, something from another service, and its been nuts.. We we're dead in the water... No phone, no email, internet, fax, nothing...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ahhhhhh, gotcha....just the tech stuff was out

[MrsM]

Hey all :wave: - just checking in for a min

[Teh One Who Knocks]

MrsM :hi:

[MrsM]

Hi Lance - how's things?

[Jezter]

What's up ladies and gents?

[MrsM]

Hey Jez - just heading back to the black abyss of work... be back later :wavey:

Hope you are well

[Jezter]

Have fun, MrsM!
All is pretty well over here, thanks. Hopefully the same goes for you!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I should have brought a gun to work today :|

[Muddy]

Wow.. should I be concerned...? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Only if you work here and then start bothering me with stupid shit every 10 minutes :)

[golfer]

Sup lance... only a gun... did you mean C4? :-k :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sup lance... only a gun... did you mean C4? :-k :wave:

That will be for later :shifty:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a headache and it was a crap day at work :|

And it's only Tuesday

:suicide:

[minz]

You have far too many headaches. :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Probably a tumor :)

[Goofy]

Probably a tumor :)

Ever the optimist :)





























ffs :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sorry :sad2:

[Muddy]

If you had a cheerful Tuesday icon, shit would have been better... [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If you had a cheerful Tuesday icon, shit would have been better... [-(

It's bad enough we have the stupid Thursday one :slap:

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/YxFZo.gif

[Goofy]

It's bad enough we have the stupid Thursday one :slap:

Oi! Dont knock the thursday smiley :nono:

[Muddy]

ADDD ITTT!!!!!! :pray:

[Goofy]

ADDD ITTT!!!!!! :pray:

Lance would literally kill me :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oi! Dont knock the thursday smiley :nono:

Can if I want :hand:

[Goofy]

Off for a shower then bed, later folks :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good night mate :bye:

[Muddy]

I think it's time for a C.L..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't drink during the week

[Muddy]

I do, I love it... Helps me unwind after work..

[RBP]

I think it's time for a C.L..

A little Cock Lovin to help you unwind?

[Muddy]

Close, but no cigar... :) Currs lahht..

[RBP]

Close, but no cigar... :) Currs lahht..

;)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I do, I love it... Helps me unwind after work..

I should put a firing range in my apartment, that way I could de-stress :lol:

[Muddy]

You may de-stress, but I think pops would be a bundle of nerves... :lol:

[RBP]

I should put a firing range in my apartment, that way I could de-stress :lol:

:-s

maybe a dart board might be a better option.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmmm....I wonder how much padding I would need to soundproof it :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

maybe a dart board might be a better option.

Not the same :hand:

[Pony]

What about a dart gun?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Still not the same :nono:

[RBP]

I am off for a bit. have fun. :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am off for a bit. have fun. :bye:

Don't pressure me :x

[Hal-9000]

Pushy easterners :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Who does he think he is telling us to have fun? [-(

[minz]

What's fun?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuf written backwards? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why do shoes all have to look so hideously awful? :|

Who the fuck would wear this on purpose? :wha:

http://www.amazon.com/Reebok-Court-Victory-Miami-Shoes/dp/B004R2NXU6/ref=sr_1_168?s=shoes&ie=UTF8&qid=1311723166&sr=1-168

[Southern Belle]

Really! Good grief..
I very rarely wear sneakers for that very reason. I'd as soon walk in my steel toe boots as something that looks like those.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's crazy....I just wanna find a good pair of sneakers and there are so many that just look like shit :wha:

[Southern Belle]

I know what you mean.

TV sucks lately.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Regular network stuff does...thank god for cable channels

[Southern Belle]

Living on reruns these days.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

NCIS rerun is on tonite :)

[Southern Belle]

That's what I'm watching. I'm off. My internet is sucking tonight too. meh

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nite Belle :bye:

[Hal-9000]

I don't know if I should say this..it's about 10C (50F) and pouring rain.


I had to turn my heater on for the drive home again :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't know if I should say this..it's about 10C (50F) and pouring rain.


I had to turn my heater on for the drive home again :oops:

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

I do feel bad....both for you guys suffering down there and me not getting summer...again :|


it felt like snow coming....


*slaps self*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/k8T6d.jpg

:|

[Hal-9000]

Breezy at 96F eh?

I guess the 'wind' will drop the temp down at least .0000001739234 of a degree :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I like better the one for 93°....warm

:-s

[Hal-9000]

Welcome to the No-Shit Sherlock Weather Network :face:

Denver's high today will be 99F.Physical exertion may cause slight perspiration and reoccurring thirst :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: Exactly!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Okay, that thunder was LOUD :shock:

[Hal-9000]

Burritos or weather?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Burritos or weather?

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And with that, it's time to mosey :bye:

[Hal-9000]

freaky :shock:

I was just going to post - time to mosey and rustle up some grub, pardners.







Now I can't :|

[Hal-9000]

*huffs some walnuts in a bag*

:face: yesssssss

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[FBD]

today's the day to hump? what were the last two days, then? :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday and Tuesday :nono:

[Jezter]

Monday and Tuesday :nono:

The shit tier of weekdays.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Exactamundo :tup:

[Leefro]

Shower. Then hair cut

[Muddy]

:wednesday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Shower. Then hair cut

Wrong order :nono:


:wednesday:

:slap:

[Muddy]

You had already used it, I didn't want to be rude... :)

[Goofy]

:wednesday:







8-[

Just a quick sneaky post from work........ bowling away tonight so probably wont be online

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn sneaks [-(

[RBP]

Good morning :hi:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

RBP :howdy:

[Leefro]

Wrong order :nono:



Not if you smelt me ;)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man, I've been busy today...the day is flying :shock:

[Hal-9000]

I'm busy and it's still dragging

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Those are the absolute worst....you are going crazy getting stuff done and you think it must be close to noon or something and you look at the clock and it's only 9:30 :|

[Leefro]

My day is going fast

Which is actually a shame :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My day is going fast

Which is actually a shame :(

It's only a shame when you are at home and time goes by fast :P

[MrsM]

Just stopping in to say hi - so.... Hi :wave:

[Hal-9000]

Those are the absolute worst....you are going crazy getting stuff done and you think it must be close to noon or something and you look at the clock and it's only 9:30 :|

Exactly....my sister and her husband are arriving this afternoon to stay for a few days.I would much rather be at home glaring at my brother in law....there's a story, but not appropriate to share :|

[Hal-9000]

Just stopping in to say hi - so.... Hi :wave:

Hello MrsM...hey with all the hot weather are you going to treat us to a new set of pics? :face:


(I'm asking for a friend :oops:)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just stopping in to say hi - so.... Hi :wave:

MrsM :wavey:

[MrsM]

Hello MrsM...hey with all the hot weather are you going to treat us to a new set of pics? :face:


(I'm asking for a friend :oops:)

I'm heading out for vacation in 2 days - so perhaps... we'll see

The hot weather happened at the same time as a crap load of work - so the mood was not there :(

[MrsM]

MrsM :wavey:

Hi Lance :wave:

[Hal-9000]

I'm heading out for vacation in 2 days - so perhaps... we'll see

The hot weather happened at the same time as a crap load of work - so the mood was not there :(

Maybe if I sang a sexy Tom Jones song? :oops:

[MrsM]

Maybe if I sang a sexy Tom Jones song? :oops:

Ah - No... Tom Jones is not sexy :)

[Hal-9000]

Ah - No... Tom Jones is not sexy :)

:shock:

We're pretty much done as friends I think :lol:

[MrsM]

:shock:

We're pretty much done as friends I think :lol:

Sorry you feel that way... I hope you and Tom will be happy together :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man, I'm beat down tired all of a sudden :sleepy:

[Hal-9000]

Sorry you feel that way... I hope you and Tom will be happy together :dance:

I threw my panties at him in '78 :oops:

[RBP]

I threw my panties at him in '78 :oops:

http://i.imgur.com/m0Ksm.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's three :|

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/m0Ksm.gif

how come I can hear little anime voices with that gif? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

That's three :|

testicles???? :shock:

you go to doctor now! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

testicles???? :shock:

you go to doctor now! :x

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

:sad2: my heartfelt concern is met with violence once again...



rodney king-9000

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That wasn't violent :hand:

[Hal-9000]

Every time you slap me like that, it takes a little piece of my heart :(

[Hal-9000]

*assumes defensive posture because I know what's coming....:lol:*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Every time you slap me like that, it takes a little piece of my heart :(

:maniac:

[Hal-9000]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

:| I'm weeping right now and have my bottom lip stuck way out


big bully :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You made me do it [-(

[Hal-9000]

*sticks out chin and points to it mockingly*

who meee? :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:acid:

[Hal-9000]

Is that Sideshow Bob?


how horrible :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It does kinda look like Sideshow Bob :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just got an e-mail from the leasing office. My lease renewal offer is now available in my account. So I go and login and what do I see?

My rent is going up :|

[Hal-9000]

Just got an e-mail from the leasing office. My lease renewal offer is now available in my account. So I go and login and what do I see?

My rent is going up :|

Ask them if they're going to increase the space or make any improvements to your living quarters. If they say no, then inform them the payment stays the same too.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's not a huge increase ($37/month), but still....

[Hal-9000]

Seriously...ask them what has changed to justify the increase?


37 bucks is a nice drive thru dinner, 6 pack of beer and a good skin mag :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Should I be wearing a sidearm when I do it? :-k

[Hal-9000]

While you email??

Sure I guess :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, I have to go to the office in person if I want to discuss the lease :|

[Hal-9000]

Oh well in that case you have permits for your guns, correct?

During the meeting absentmindedly start taking apart one of your larger guns and cleaning it.
Outloud, note the smooth action and excellent barrel velocity and sporadically throw in a few questions about the increase :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:





You have money I can borrow to post bail, right? :-s

[Hal-9000]

Always :lol:


I gotta roll for now, see ya

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sadwavey:

[Hal-9000]

checking back in...my twisted sister is here with her hubby...but they're with the adults right now :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Dee Snider? :shock:

[Hal-9000]

On a good day she looks like that :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bwaha:

[Hal-9000]

I've got some visiting to do with my sister...see you lads later :thumbsup:

[RBP]

Good morning saints and sinners :hi:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

[SmoothBob]

Ohn lunch

[RBP]

morning Lance

[RBP]

Hi Bob...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bob :hi:

RBP :hi:

What's the good word gents?

[RBP]

Coffee is my good word this morning, got up early.

How are you?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not too bad....just counting down to the weekend. Been a long week...but it's also gone by kinda fast so far, if that makes any sense :lol:

[SmoothBob]

I love that people take time to say hello, this site is more friendly than real life!

Hello all! :)

2nd week of new job nearly done, is weird being back at work after being off for 4 months. The weirdest thing is being around people again, for months there it was just me an my wife, or i'd go over me neighbours, ahm havin to remember how to behave in company again!

[RBP]

Not too bad....just counting down to the weekend. Been a long week...but it's also gone by kinda fast so far, if that makes any sense :lol:

I get what you mean ;)

[RBP]

Glad the job's going well, Bob. That's great!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's great that you're liking the new job Bob :tup:

[SmoothBob]

Cheers peeps! :)

Ahm enjoyin workin again, makes me feel better, might sound strange but makes me feel more like a man!

That bein said is hard work lol

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hear ya Bob, we all complain about working, but it's a much better feeling having a job and doing something :thumbsup:

[MrsM]

Morning folks - last work day then I'm gone friday and all next week :dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

MrsM :wavey:

[RBP]

Morning MrsM. Vaca! :woot:

[MrsM]

Hey Lance - big plans for the weekend?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey Lance - big plans for the weekend?

Trivia tournament on Saturday, but other than that, nada :)

Where are you off to for your vacation?

[SmoothBob]

Hey Mrs M!

I mentioned you in the 'happy 6 month thread'..

Now im just attracting attention! :)

[MrsM]

Heading to the East coast of Canada (Prince Edward Island)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Heading to the East coast of Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Ooooo....are you gonna stop at Oak Island and dig up the treasure? :)

[SmoothBob]

And lunch is finished, catch yis later :wavey:

[MrsM]

Ooooo....are you gonna stop at Oak Island and dig up the treasure? :)

not currently on the agenda... but treasure would be nice :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cya Bob :bye:

[Jezter]

Stupid thunder kept me from my computer...and fap....activities. Im back now tho! :D But the rain is still on and it is like rainforest indoors. Hot and so humid I think I can shower just sitting still on the computer. :P

[Teh One Who Knocks]

not currently on the agenda... but treasure would be nice :)

No one knows what's down there....it's full of traps :(

[Muddy]

:thursday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Stupid thunder kept me from my computer...and fap....activities. Im back now tho! :D But the rain is still on and it is like rainforest indoors. Hot and so humid I think I can shower just sitting still on the computer. :P

Jez :howdy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:thursday:

:slap:

[Jezter]

Sup people of the Internets?

[MrsM]

Hi Jez, MG - Bye Bob

Heading to work... be back later

[Muddy]

I got laid this morning.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sup people of the Internets?

The usual :)

How's everything besides the weather today for ya?


Hi Jez, MG - Bye Bob

Heading to work... be back later

Bye MrsM :bye:


I got laid this morning.

:tmi:

[Jezter]

Hi Jez, MG - Bye Bob

Heading to work... be back later
Drive safely!

I got laid this morning.
WooWee! Can I smell your fingers?

[RBP]

WooWee! Can I smell your fingers?

I don't trust where those fingers were :shock:

[Jezter]

I don't trust where those fingers were :shock:

You think he went for the Shocker or even the Spocker? :shock:

[RBP]

You think he went for the Shocker or even the Spocker? :shock:

Maybe he shocked himself! :shock:

[Muddy]

I dont have enough openings to be shocked, thank you.

[RBP]

You've done it so often it's not shocking any more? :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/zauId.gif

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/zauId.gif

Did you add this? :lol:

[Jezter]

Maybe he shocked himself! :shock:

That takes quite the determination! :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you add this? :lol:

No, not yet....it was the first 'shocking' smiley I found :lol:

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/gs37W.jpg

[Jezter]

http://i.imgur.com/gs37W.jpg

Pffft...true champ switches the labels!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My boss just called in...sounds like he's in a good mood :-k

[Jezter]

My boss just called in...sounds like he's in a good mood :-k

Maybe he got laid in the morning too.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He just showed up, so I'll see if it's a real good mood or not soon enough now

[RBP]

wtf. did everyone get laid except for me this morning?

[Arkady Renko]

Good afternoon! Just wanted to let everyone know I'm still alive, just rather busy. Did I miss anything of consequence? how is everyone?


My boss just called in...sounds like he's in a good mood :-k

always suspicious...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

wtf. did everyone get laid except for me this morning?

I didn't :hand:


Good afternoon! Just wanted to let everyone know I'm still alive, just rather busy. Did I miss anything of consequence? how is everyone?

:hi:


always suspicious...

I know, that's what I'm afraid of

[Jezter]

wtf. did everyone get laid except for me this morning?
You and me both, bro...


Good afternoon! Just wanted to let everyone know I'm still alive, just rather busy. Did I miss anything of consequence? how is everyone?



always suspicious...

Guten Tag!

[RBP]

Ok I am off for a bit... have some shit to do. :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later RBP :bye:

[Muddy]

OK, I've GOT to do some work...

[MrsM]

Later MG :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

OK, I've GOT to do some work...

I don't have any more work to do :dance2:

[Hal-9000]

I don't have any more work to do :dance2:

Pop Quiz Time! :)

Who gets tomorrow off work with pay?

a.hal
b.not Lance
c.not Lance
d.not Lance
e.all of the above

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll get overtime tomorrow and I'll only have to be here a half day :dance2:

[Hal-9000]

I'll get overtime tomorrow and I'll only have to be here a half day :dance2:

Why overtime Kemosabe?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Because I'll be over 40 hours very early into my day tomorrow :)

[Hal-9000]

I'll be scratching my balls around 11am tomorrow...no drive in to work, just sweet FA all day :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Doesn't bother me because I'll be making time and a half :dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

For posting :banana:

[Hal-9000]

and that's different from everyday how?


oh yeah, you normally get straight time for posting :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

and that's different from everyday how?


oh yeah, you normally get straight time for posting :lol:

:slap:

I work hard [-(

[MrsM]

Pop Quiz Time! :)

Who gets tomorrow off work with pay?

a.hal
b.not Lance
c.not Lance
d.not Lance
e.all of the above

You forgot me - I'm off tomorrow (with pay)

[Tank]

i gotta Fled

see you all in the morning

:wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cya Tank :bye:

[Hal-9000]

You forgot me - I'm off tomorrow (with pay)

let's get off together :face:

[Hal-9000]

:slap:

I work hard [-(

I know...

you posted some awesome galleries today :lol:

[minz]

Aww poor Lance, is Hal picking on you? :hug:

[minz]

Oh yeah :lol: hi everyone :wave:

[Hal-9000]

Hello Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmminz

[RBP]

Hio Minzy :hi:

[Hal-9000]

Minzy Lohan...she's loaded again

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Aww poor Lance, is Hal picking on you? :hug:

I just consider the source :)

Thanks and hiya Minz :wavey:

[MrsM]

let's get off together :face:
:naughty::wank:

i gotta Fled

see you all in the morning

:wavey:
later Tank :wave:

Oh yeah :lol: hi everyone :wave:
Hi ya Minz :hug:

[minz]

My brother just got here so I'll be back later xxx

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bye Minz :bye:

[MrsM]

Later Minz :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I should be on my way home now, but some stupid fucking moron customer just has to bring over some parts for me to look at RIGHT THIS MINUTE OR ELSE ALL LIFE ON EARTH WILL END. IT CAN'T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!

I fucking hate people :|

[SmoothBob]

Um, wheres my sig gone?

And the forum logo too..

[Muddy]

Lance, Im gonna need to to calm down and realize that this customer is valuable... Now put on your best happy face and take him to Hooters on the company credit card.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Um, wheres my sig gone?

And the forum logo too..

I see both


Lance, Im gonna need to to calm down and realize that this customer is valuable... Now put on your best happy face and take him to Hooters on the company credit card.

Fuck that....I hate people

[SmoothBob]

Do yi?

Im getting an image host thingy.. :(

[Hal-9000]

Fuck that....I hate people


and me :sad2: